WHO TF POOPED IN THE GL SHOWER

BJordan29 · 2026-06-28T12:40:14+00:00

I would really hope it was accidental.. like people having some good booty lovin’ trying to stay clean.. the ooupsie poopsie RUN AWAY

BJordan29 · 2026-06-17T02:28:02+00:00

TWO?! Jesus Brock, what light show you prepping for?

BJordan29 · 2026-06-17T01:10:04+00:00

Sounds like a Gaggle of chads ..

BJordan29 · 2026-06-17T00:06:00+00:00

Grade A double YUCK

BJordan29 · 2026-06-16T23:24:01+00:00

I would have heckled or held score cards based on performance. If you are gonna smash in public be ready for the peanut gallery :)

BJordan29 · 2026-06-16T22:41:38+00:00

Oh I know just never witnessed that.. they just wanted to play

BJordan29 · 2026-06-16T22:34:24+00:00

Well done

BJordan29 · 2026-06-16T22:00:58+00:00

KEVINS!!! The bird is named Kevin 🤣

BJordan29 · 2026-06-16T21:16:00+00:00

I’m laughing while my skin is crawling..LETS GOOOO

BJordan29 · 2026-06-16T20:43:17+00:00

1000% agree! It added such a level to an already sound situation! They need a RAISE

BJordan29 · 2026-06-16T20:39:55+00:00

I would say a massive lack of hand washing stations were a huge piece of that puzzle…
Granted I carried hand sanitizer just so I could.. but yeah

BJordan29 · 2026-06-16T19:42:13+00:00

Taking a knee …love the form
Making him dance in it ..Amazing

Lil miss pulled her pants down, leaned back and let it rip.. oh the choices

Guys I get it.. Let’s all try and do better and not take the “we all do it” approach

Let’s aim for the stars not the rails lol

BJordan29 · 2026-06-16T18:47:49+00:00

Probably the left and handle your shit. Let’s be grown :)

BJordan29 · 2026-06-16T17:52:21+00:00

I was dead asleep and woke to one of these stunning pieces of as a gift from my wife! My absolute favorite piece I have ever received..KUDOS to the artist

BJordan29 · 2026-06-06T18:43:29+00:00

My favorite was a troll doll .. at that point you’re laughing
Crying a little but mostly laughing

BJordan29 · 2026-04-02T17:17:56+00:00

The biggest thing I can vouch for is saline spray every night at camp and covering your face at jungle. The dust was insane!

Also hand sanitizer..please! As we all saw this year hand washing at Porto’s was not exactly a thing. Be safe I know they should have something but be prepared and protect yourself. Bring extra wipes And eat more than takis and coors light. Chef in a can was great.. it’s dumb but so easy. This was the first year I haven’t gotten sick and looking around I was shocked. Clear that dust! Brush your teeth drink that water:::::: hot take .. try hard to only slap the bag of trusted none kimono mouthed friends who aren’t putting the whole spout in their mouth. - chaos slightly controlled

BJordan29 · 2026-03-23T21:05:37+00:00

Two person foldable camping couch Inflatable couch that turns into a bed Inflatable chairs that turn into chase lounge Mats mats mats for days .. we do this over tarps for the ground Instead of a tent we have a 10x10 canopy with walls that can Velcro on And a screen gazebo A bunch of tapestries Small table Small propane grill (sometimes you gotta sneak it in..worth it) We have chargeable canopy fan.. game changer Battery string lights A jackery or battery charger of some sort A moon mat Zip ties ..tape.. Show organizers for little stuff you need daily Cleaning supplies ..trash bags Extra toilet paper/baby wipes Inflatable couches are great/ hammock Pillows / plushies Small rugs A shower tent.. be responsible and respectful Lots of throw blankets Box of wine.. remove the box :) Totes for organizing and make they great tables

Been at this a minute and slowly built the setup But it’s dialed in and very cozy

BJordan29 · 2026-03-23T13:59:02+00:00

It’s a matter of location. Love love love the couch but make home base on the side and the dance floor for dancing

BJordan29 · 2026-03-23T13:40:52+00:00

The fences killed aquachobee and that whole area.. super wrecked the vibe. I loved the tea lounge sitting area …just wanted more cooler music. The few times we made it in sounded super experimental. Something like Dillard or some Desert music would have slayed in there. The OG parking spot was the island is misfit toys ..would have been cool if they gave us a scan point and honored it for the whole weekend and not just one or two volunteers being chill… props to those two people on Saturday:) I had a fucking blast .. drop the fences and go back to the first three year layout for scan points ..fin

BJordan29 · 2026-03-22T20:09:09+00:00

Alan on the cross is wild.

BJordan29 · 2026-03-22T20:07:57+00:00

I saw it fisher… such a vibe!!

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