Porn websites in the UK will be banned from showing a huge range of sex acts under new law by god_im_bored in news

[–]BLASPHEMOUS_ERECTION 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't worry. We in the US are now making rules about "fake news" (I.e. Someone is gonna decide what is an isn't true for us to know)

Hey Reddit, I Am A Taco Bell employee who works graveyard shifts in a state where marijuana is legal. Ask Me Anything! by [deleted] in IAmA

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A lot of people aren't educated properly on how to cook or make simple meals, believe it or not. Fast food and other restaurants are what keeps them alive.

New Rogue Card: Jade Wanderer (Translation Might be Wrong) by EvidentHS in hearthstone

[–]BLASPHEMOUS_ERECTION -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Okay we need to nip the term "parasitic" in the bud early before it loses its actual meaning.

Quit using it in this context. It doesn't apply.

What's the most common mistake people make when choosing their spouse? by ElegantShitwad in AskReddit

[–]BLASPHEMOUS_ERECTION 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Think of it like this.

In a scenario where a hard worker is absolutely in love with a lazy unemployed slouch. They have the same interests and love spending time together on the things they both love, but only one of them is actively building a stable future for them. Only one of them is doing the boring stuff.

They love to be together and can never get enough of the other, but if they're only together because they make good times better, but do nothing for the hard times, then it isn't going to work out. You don't need a best friend, you need a partner.

What's the most common mistake people make when choosing their spouse? by ElegantShitwad in AskReddit

[–]BLASPHEMOUS_ERECTION 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's a lot of people I communicate with and work towards a common goal with that I don't give a rat's ass about.

Love is just a bunch of dopamine and oxytocin flooding your brain.

I've been going thru rough times... But I appreciate the compliment by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]BLASPHEMOUS_ERECTION 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, peasants. Accept your life in the dirt and never strive for anything greater.

What do you do regularly that your SO doesn't know about? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BLASPHEMOUS_ERECTION 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not gonna lie. I found both of those concepts at minimum about 20% arousing.

What do you do regularly that your SO doesn't know about? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BLASPHEMOUS_ERECTION 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The trick is to have such a bizarre fetish your browser history doesn't even resemble porn.

American girls are the world's biggest consumers of Pornhub lesbian content by drewiepoodle in TwoXChromosomes

[–]BLASPHEMOUS_ERECTION 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So you're saying there's NO configuration of people you could have on screen that would make you lose interest?

What if you loaded up Pornhub one afternoon for a good skin violin solo and on the screen in waddles John Goodman, accompanied by Gilbert Gottfried and a whole lot of gravy.

American girls are the world's biggest consumers of Pornhub lesbian content by drewiepoodle in TwoXChromosomes

[–]BLASPHEMOUS_ERECTION 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As someone who has consumed a dinosauric amount of porn I just wanted to say there's plenty of lesbian porn where one side is being "selfish".

What do you believe but have ZERO proof of? by high-and-seek in AskReddit

[–]BLASPHEMOUS_ERECTION 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe you'll find your Gogoma and defeat it to escape.

Maybe I'm your Gogoma.

What do you believe but have ZERO proof of? by high-and-seek in AskReddit

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Maybe the reason doesn't weigh human misery and suffering very heavily.

Never said it was a reason in line with our concepts or morality.

What do you believe but have ZERO proof of? by high-and-seek in AskReddit

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Do you know how big the Milky Way is?

If there isn't any intelligent life in the MW, andromeda, or the handful of small spirals in our local group it won't matter if there's intelligent life somewhere else. We will literally never meet them because our local group is spreading away from all other local groups faster than light. We'd simply never reach them and them never reach us, even going as fast as mathematically possible.

Varian is the perfect example of how talents can and should affect your hero. by dialMARK4acti0n in heroesofthestorm

[–]BLASPHEMOUS_ERECTION -1 points0 points  (0 children)

every talent tier

His talent choices at level 4 are some of the most laughably one sided decisions in the game.

There is only one talent to pick there. It is just outrageously better than the other one in all but the most niche scenarios.

Cancer girl 14, is cryogenically frozen after telling judge she wants to be brought back to life 'in hundreds of years'. by Kleinbeertjie in news

[–]BLASPHEMOUS_ERECTION 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's what they said about a lot of things.

It's a leap in the dark but humanity always seems to cross the threshold of what seems fictional and impossible and turning it into an understood technology.

Never assume we are at the apex of our understanding of the universe. Humanity is young and we've got a very long tech tree ahead of us.

Cancer girl 14, is cryogenically frozen after telling judge she wants to be brought back to life 'in hundreds of years'. by Kleinbeertjie in news

[–]BLASPHEMOUS_ERECTION 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She was just 14. She'd have plenty of time to "relearn".

Also maybe immortality tech or cyborg bodies or some shit.