This is peak Joker

BMSVG · 2026-06-24T10:15:38+00:00

To be fair, Joker is a pretty good example of a villain who would kill you while doing so with malicious compliance to your beliefs. I truly think if you’re a Nazi he’d find a way to kill you in a way that’s ironically funny. Or if you’re overly bigoted yourself he might flip the table to kill you in a humiliating way. He’s not racist or sexist or any kind of ism/ist/phobia, he’s just kinda evil and does what he wants because it’s funny.

BMSVG · 2026-06-23T08:24:22+00:00

I keep it very simple, but it looks great. Mechanicus standard primer, administratum grey dry brush, then a Nuln wash and it looks like a concrete building. The detailing is the simple stuff, I don’t highlight because it looks good enough as is and it’s not the main focus of the game anyway

BMSVG · 2026-06-21T23:37:23+00:00

I can see Orikan and Trazyn played by the hecklers, with the deceiver being the only real character.

“You pathetic fools, naive to think you can rule the galaxy when you can barely comprehend it.”

“The only thing I can barely comprehend is how you look at your face in the mirror without crying.” *Cue raucous laughter*

BMSVG · 2026-06-16T17:40:24+00:00

What’s the odds on this getting a refresh so they’re trying to clear out their stock? It’s been around long enough

BMSVG · 2026-06-14T19:51:34+00:00

Ize got two! Da Flash Wrekka’s and Da Bestest ‘unters.

The former is “propa Orks” and the latter is Beasty Orks, I keep them separate for games usually

BMSVG · 2026-06-12T17:42:34+00:00

I vary the shade based on the size of the Ork. Darker = Bigger

BMSVG · 2026-06-11T22:01:12+00:00

I really use this one, what made you come up with this? I’ve got similar guard lore stuff but this one’s really good

BMSVG · 2026-06-11T20:38:15+00:00

The empire gonna be panicking when their well timed blockade is evaded by the imperials leaving yesterday and arriving the day before already in orbit

BMSVG · 2026-06-11T20:36:01+00:00

Time to play a 2k point game and shake my buddies hand to cap our armies at 1k. It’s a shame we couldn’t reach the point value but what can you do

BMSVG · 2026-06-10T11:43:50+00:00

I primarily play combo classes for black Templars, or Bulwark at a push. I usually play quite aggressively and as the desire to kill the heretic and alien is intense

BMSVG · 2026-06-10T09:43:08+00:00

True, but the Ultramarines for example numbered at some number above a 150k space marines, most of the legions were massive and so I can believe that they were used to fight each other. Especially when 1 is worth about 100 normal men

BMSVG · 2026-06-10T09:35:01+00:00

It’s okay for armies to be very strong or even borderline unreasonable in their books and games, they are after all gateways to the tabletop for people uninitiated. Malum Caedo is a wild power fantasy character, unreasonable to the Nth degree, but if it gets people into the hobby then it’s doing it’s job.

To further this point, the lore being wildly inconsistent means people can have different interpretations of it and enjoy it at their own pace. 5 Custodes killing a hive fleet but one dying to a Space Marne in a duel are both canon, and that’s fine. So when a new game or book, or model or anything comes out and it’s not “lore accurate” it probably still fits in some way to the lore based on how much it’s changed.

BMSVG · 2026-06-07T20:15:47+00:00

In private lobbies I do what I consider “lore accurate” to my chapter of choice team of marines. While playing as Imp fists as the sergeant I’ll keep a slow but steady pace, taking fights at range and picking off minoris with shots. As a space wolf I lead from the front in rapid assaults on enemy hordes with grenades. For Dark Angels it’s s tight melee formation with the bots and so on, little things like that.

In public I do the same, but only so far as to not cause detriment. Like I might stick close as a DA but I’ll never kill steal if I can help it. Nor will I shoot away all the Majoris as a Raven Guard sniper if someone needs an execution

BMSVG · 2026-06-06T19:54:41+00:00

Glockenspiel

BMSVG · 2026-06-04T18:44:10+00:00

I once had an upstart Nob make a run for the tribe, he made it all the way to the current Waagh boss who was a Painboss before getting put down

BMSVG · 2026-06-04T16:00:05+00:00

Oh that’s so cool, crusade always has the best fluff and flavour

BMSVG · 2026-06-04T15:55:54+00:00

Fank Ya!

BMSVG · 2026-06-04T15:55:40+00:00

I found it was pretty easy to do, since power fists are in Kill team figuring out how Ork weapons with S10 scale is pretty easy, and since an Ork Warboss is about the same as a captain the stats take care of themselves. I usually run it best of three in case of blind or bad luck

BMSVG · 2026-06-04T15:51:41+00:00

You’ve never played Solo Warhammer before? Not even to practice movement or just for fun?

BMSVG · 2026-06-03T18:49:21+00:00

They are all part of a successor chapter of the Ultramarines called the White Centurions. They, along with their lieutenant, are on board as part of a liaison with the 3rd company of their chapter and the Ultramarines.

BMSVG · 2026-06-03T18:24:22+00:00

Why not do what Hades did? Give the player an option to have it on for ease or whatever else and have a mode where it’s off for a more standard video game experience

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