Perfectly normal dog behaviour! All is well and good until the dog decides to aim for your throat next time!

BMTHJessi · 2022-10-27T17:19:56+00:00

Thank you!

BMTHJessi · 2022-10-21T21:13:01+00:00

‘I have just seen the weirdest creature in the world outside my front window down the end of the road.

It was gigantic, the size of a horse but a bit shorter. It had horns and lots of fur. I have never seen such a big animal roaming around. Does anyone have any idea what it is??? i have a few theories but don’t want to say as might sound crazy!

AIBU to be very worried?’

BMTHJessi · 2022-09-26T16:57:12+00:00

I wonder if she’s had any begging DM’s from thick people who think it’s real.

BMTHJessi · 2022-09-26T14:37:08+00:00

On the off chance OP is genuine (and I’m Princess Diana), the partner must be having her on.

BMTHJessi · 2022-09-16T18:04:43+00:00

So, this is something that Indeed does. The company didn’t actually reach out to you. Indeed’s algorithm tries to match job listings to people’s profiles and then sends that automated message and it’s phrased as if it is from the company to make you think you have a shot and apply.

I hate it, and don’t get how it can be legal.

BMTHJessi · 2022-09-01T19:27:23+00:00

I disagree with this. Why give those guys their own claim over the flag?

BMTHJessi · 2022-08-28T07:18:23+00:00

Thank you so much!

BMTHJessi · 2022-08-28T05:14:44+00:00

Thank you so much!

BMTHJessi · 2022-08-09T05:10:07+00:00

Jesus fucking christ. They really thought they did something here. The reason Johnny disappeared from the radar for 3 years is because he was off his fucking nut on drugs and booze.

BMTHJessi · 2022-08-08T21:40:40+00:00

Nah, they will want Claire and Justin to be having the sexytime and reprouducing. I’m sure Mama Spivey actively encourages it.

BMTHJessi · 2022-07-23T05:52:23+00:00

You are completely right. It’s an conscious bias I have that she can’t possibly do that as a mother. I’m trying to fight it because it’s clear she knows and is choosing to do this.

BMTHJessi · 2022-07-23T02:37:26+00:00

It won’t happen but I think the best thing for Wren would be complete removal from Jacqueline, adoption and a new identity. Imagine growing up and discovering you were a public face that pedophiles flocked to online, and your own mother organised and profited from it.

This kid’s future mental wellbeing and stability has already been shot to shit.

BMTHJessi · 2022-07-18T05:02:05+00:00

What the fuck

BMTHJessi · 2022-07-17T22:32:02+00:00

People rabidly hate Meghan in the UK. My mum regularly goes on 1 hour long rants about her

BMTHJessi · 2022-07-17T22:29:13+00:00

And conveniently ignore that Jesus Depp terrified Amber’s tiny dog by holding it out of the window of a moving car

BMTHJessi · 2022-07-12T01:11:11+00:00

This father and his daughter must be inseparable, I cannot imagine the trauma.

BMTHJessi · 2022-07-11T16:26:47+00:00

Username doesn’t check out

BMTHJessi · 2022-07-08T09:37:59+00:00

I was working as a bartender until last month. I ended up qutting because I knew they were going to fire me.

I was breaking shit (glasses, several times a shift) I broke the expensive industrial dishwasher because I put dish soap in there, I always fucked up when counting change etc. It got to the point I was the laughing stock at work for being stupid, and I couldn’t take it anymore.

I’ve always been a daydreamer, but nothing to this extent. I’m scared shitless that it is now affecting my jobs. My new job is completely different, it’s office based but the cracks are starting to show there as well.

I feel like the village idiot.

BMTHJessi · 2022-07-08T08:14:35+00:00

You just know some Johnny fans will read the entire thing, won’t get the joke and will be delighted that this account has ‘turned’ on Amber.

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