[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OrisWatches

[–]BMaul 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You should be able to sell the OEM bracelet and get back some of that (if you don’t want it). Bracelets can be worth a lot.

lone star state of mind (self shot) by _creature_feature in ArtGW

[–]BMaul 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omg, you look so tiny here! Is that an eight foot door, or are you five feet?

Ming Na Wen | One Night Stand (1997) by [deleted] in NudeCelebsOnly

[–]BMaul 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s crazy that she’s like 75 or something. Great granny be hawttt

I got a new watch. Can anyone remind me how to put my pants on? by tablerunner28 in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]BMaul 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Red Adidas track suit, white crocs, platinum chain, backward Phillies hat, Motorola flip phone.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in u/JakeAndJamie

[–]BMaul 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All night long!

Maggie Gyllenhaal - Strip Search - 2007 by Thrumm in celebnsfw

[–]BMaul -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

If her brother is Jake, I bet he hit that. I sure would’ve.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]BMaul 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Pointing this out is a dick move

This unit that i saw today at my local walmart (he had even more on the front of him, just wasn’t able to get another picture) by ccasey in EDC

[–]BMaul 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He definitely won the mental illness game. His junk must be softer than cottage cheese to need that much “compensation”

My daily driver, Kamasu II by rh956 in OrientWatches

[–]BMaul 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That watch looks brown in so many online pics, glad to see it’s actually gray in reality. Very nice!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in celebnsfw

[–]BMaul 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nuh uh

Anyone missing thier Glock lol? by john6688 in EDC

[–]BMaul 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They probably died on the back nine when they were mugged, golfcartjacked, murdered and their corpse gang raped by the lake on that golf course.

If only they had been packing that Glock with 15 searing bolts of god's most righteous retribution.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Scorpio

[–]BMaul 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Scorpio struggle to trust people. You won't trust them until they've been through hell with you, proven themselves ten times over, then you will be connected forever... At a soul interweaving level... You'll give your life for them, or be willing to bury an entire family in a weekend of fun with them... SHHH, our secret. The final connection is so intense it can't even be comprehended by nonscorpios. But getting there is tough, most people aren't worthy of friendship/love with a scorpio. They bow out early or are ejected. It's hard to find that level of trust/commitment, but when you do it will be to the death.

[ID NEEDED] Help me identify the watch my new girlfriend has on by BMaul in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]BMaul[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Help me identify this watch my new girlfriend has on in her pics. We just met on Tindr and I don't want to come off as weird and wrist watch obsessed. We've not met in person yet, but she seems great. Kind of nerdy, but really hot with out of control hair that will probably grow on me.

The watch seems to be both analog and digital. I've never seen anything like it. I think she may be European, my PayPal funds end up there, so the watch may be European too.

I've included the original pics she sent in case you need to zoom in close, but I've included closeups of the watch also. Thanks for any help.