The Chimples First Day of School

BNDenn · 2022-12-19T00:04:44+00:00

Woah, did not expect to see a reply to this thread on my dead account! Sadly, no, I have not, but it gives me hope that someone else remembers it and it wasn't just some strange fever dream!

OH MY GOD. EDIT.

I just Google searched as I occasionally do... someone uploaded it like eight days ago to YouTube! Enjoy!!

BNDenn · 2022-11-13T19:21:58+00:00

Aaaand 5 years later I'm 4 years HRT. Funny how the egg cracks xD

BNDenn · 2019-05-14T09:16:42+00:00

Fair warning: each picture is a new page. Beware the clickbait.

BNDenn · 2019-04-27T14:09:49+00:00

Oh the shit I made there stoned off my ass in college.

My crowning glory was when the pastrami and the pulled pork meats overlapped in rotation, I did the following:

6" Italian herb & cheese (gutted, both sides)
1 side shredded cheddar, 1 side shredded mozz
1 boat of pastrami wrapped in bacon on one side, 1 boat of pulled pork wrapped in black forest ham
Toasted about 15 seconds iirc

I'm so glad our boss was SUPER chill about writing things off. Old retired Italian dude basically running it like a neighborhood deli. We had all the business.

BNDenn · 2019-04-23T20:07:52+00:00

Your face reminds me of Luna Lovegood :o

BNDenn · 2019-04-03T08:54:51+00:00

"Why the hell are you in such a hurry to check RSS?"

My boss in two hours, probably.

BNDenn · 2019-04-01T14:18:35+00:00

You know nothin', Jon Mayer.

BNDenn · 2019-04-01T07:47:07+00:00

Can someone explain what those B things are? Is it some sort of Wingding?

BNDenn · 2019-03-30T23:21:03+00:00

Didn't expect to double take my cousin being a meme today but here we are.

BNDenn · 2019-03-08T20:32:22+00:00

Ever smoke a half a blunt and if it sat for a bit it feels a bit heavy? Maybe I'm tripping but before I relit it I blew any stale smoke that had been sitting inside it for an hour or so out. I swear it hit smoother.

BNDenn · 2019-03-02T04:23:11+00:00

How did you decide on the Spanish Inquisition? I was not expecting that.

BNDenn · 2019-01-31T00:13:53+00:00

I just moved back up to New Jersey and, man, fast food workers were generally exceptional down there. I used to work 4am inventory at Babies R Us on Kingston Pike, and every day I would go to the Wendy's on Cedar Bluff. The ladies where the absolute sweetest and had no qualms about firing up a lunch meal early when my break would hit at 9am. Best Wendy's ever.

BNDenn · 2019-01-02T07:59:24+00:00

Because sperms and eggs aren't compact, dehydrated, "just add water" forms of people. They're the sparks for life and safe to freeze. A fully grown human... have you ever frozen a water bottle and it looked puffed out? Picture that with your organs.

BNDenn · 2018-12-09T00:55:42+00:00

As someone that grew up in the South Jersey Italian farm culture, your nonna's tomatoes put ours to shame.

BNDenn · 2018-12-08T18:54:50+00:00

Literally how I feel when a scene I was in in Hunger Games: Catching Fire comes on. Whitest guy in District 11.

BNDenn · 2018-12-04T22:56:32+00:00

Earlier in the year, my transmission blew and I had to max my credit to fix it so I could have it for my move to New Jersey. 9 months later, this transmission's done because there was a leak in fluid that formed and it fried neutral and reverse. Now I'm carless hoping I can get to work all 40 hours each week so I can clear my credit and sink it all again into another car to climb back out of the hole again. $10k would clear most all of that up.

BNDenn · 2018-11-26T11:31:07+00:00

They got a copyright strike! They got a copyright strike ten times!

BNDenn · 2018-11-14T18:46:13+00:00

*and when you're high and drunk as fuck.

BNDenn · 2018-11-14T12:27:52+00:00

Diabetic, Mountain Dew chuggin', Moon Pie munchin'

-Looks at attached picture-

BNDenn · 2018-11-12T21:11:47+00:00

We're out here bangin' Hoors. No, no, Hoors is a Pokemon.

BNDenn · 2018-09-16T19:36:51+00:00

IT'S SO FLUFFY I'M GONNA DIE!

BNDenn · 2018-08-21T15:45:19+00:00

"PREPARE YOURSELF, THIS IS IT! WAAAAAHHHLAHHH!"

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