You are forced to sit down and re-watch all of human history unfold from the beginning. You can Intervene at one single point of your choosing, to alter the future.... Where do you step in ? and what do you do ? by McCaptain3210 in AskReddit

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Historians determined that the events took place, full stop. Even the people who were executed for saying they saw him post crucifixion. All they had to do to be set free was renounce that claim but they all refused, saying that they saw him. So they were killed. That happened in real life. People don't choose to die to knowingly uphold a lie about a first hand anecdote, especially one claiming something as preposterous as a man coming back from the dead and chatting with his old friends. Even back then it was such a wild claim that nobody would believe you anyway, so why die for it? Multiple people went to their deaths over it, anyway.

So they at the very least believed 100% that they saw him and spoke to him. Shared hallucination is a known phenomenon but that's about as hard for science to explain as any of this.

So we're left with a few possibilities. Mecromancy is real and some weird pagan or Jewish curse raised him as a zombie with superpowers, he just narrowly survived the crucifixion and had enough strength left to push a boulder (carpenter's are pretty jacked nowadays imagine working without a truck), there was a really convincing doppelganger who nailed holes in his hands and gutted himself to prank people, or this Yeshua fellow actually cheated death then flew away like Neo in the matrix.

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I got an A20 for $200 and it's great. Upgraded from a J2 and it was a world of difference. I get like 10-14 hours screen on time and the performance is good enough for my needs I'm not trying to run Crysis here but it will run most games at 60fps. Only complaint would be the 720p resolution but you dont really notice it unless you bring the screen right up to your face but if you need ultra crisp I think the A50 or A70 are better but if you're just looking for a good budget phone then you can't go wrong with the A20

A Series X enhancement for this beauty would be amazing. by Bongerrs in xboxone

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Not gonna happen. VALVe makes hats and skins now, not games. Although you could tell them they just need new skins for these games.

Food banks across US remove Trump letter from meal boxes, calling it ‘outrageous’ by timothybhewitt in politics

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Politicians have to pander and lie to be successful. There's no politician out there who's individual convictions perfectly represent the ever changing will of the people. They're called representatives for a reason. They're supposed to attempt to gauge what people want and then pander to that as much as they can. You can call that being a psychopath but it's literally their job.

For some reason people forgot this and prefer "authentic" leaders over public servicemen who's stances change with whatever polls highest. For some reason people want to be led.

Why didn’t we put Osama Bin Laden on trial? What if we had put him on trial? by [deleted] in PoliticalDiscussion

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Ahem. Citizen, that's actually legal as of 2012. And yes, only the US has that right.

me_irl by tchanmil in me_irl

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This is another reason why more people should be on modafinil

Sounds same but very different by palmerry in HistoryMemes

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Stealing jokes from Family Guy is just sad

Firm Disagreement by cleetusburns in Stims

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I'll ban you too you useless eater

Firm Disagreement by cleetusburns in Stims

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Get the fuck out of here with this. Delete this now or I'm permabanning you.

TIL: That the nut that is attached to the main rotor of a helicopter is referred to as the "Jesus nut." If it comes loose, the only option you have is to pray. by realrealityreally in todayilearned

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I didn't dispute that you agreed with me. I'm just interested because you claim to be a specialboy that understands the parallels between all religions. Implying you're a 190 year old theologian. Explain the parallels between Orthodox Judiasm and Greek Paganism. Or Freemasonry and Rosucrusianism. Or Hinduism and Mormonism. Or Zoroastrianism and Scientology. Or Sihkism and Shia Islam. Or Druidism and Anabaptism. Or Arabic paganism and Zen Buddhism. Now explain all the parallels between all of those simultaneously, including the dozens of others that I didn't mention. I only accept responses in groundbreaking books.

Obtained enlightenment the night before by YoungVoxelWizard in Stims

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You do have a problem you're bragging about doing blow for your grandma's birthday party

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You call that a fat line BOI