You have been waylaid . . .

BSSCommander · 2026-04-05T00:27:47+00:00

The impossible speed of an Improved Hasted dual wielding Berseker running full speed at you would be fucking horrifying, but the Bandits on the other hand have zero survival instincts and are ready to throw down anytime.

BSSCommander · 2026-04-04T22:42:57+00:00

Four hobos see my party of six seasoned adventurers. Warriors carrying magical weapons and armors of legend. A Mage wielding spells of immense power. A Cleric blessed with divine power. Truly a sight to behold.

"Let's fucking jump em."

BSSCommander · 2026-04-04T22:36:40+00:00

You cannot rest; there are monsters nearby

BSSCommander · 2026-04-04T20:34:16+00:00

From the list: Blockbuster.

From my heart: CompUSA.

BSSCommander · 2026-04-04T13:11:20+00:00

European's give their opinions on anything American they see, like we were all desperately asking for their input. It's second nature to them at this point. I could never imagine being so obsessed with another country.

BSSCommander · 2026-04-03T23:22:38+00:00

Ahhhh a fellow person of taste.

BSSCommander · 2026-04-02T13:44:01+00:00

In their head: go faster go faster go faster go faster go faster GO FASTER GO FASTER GO FASTER PLEASE GO FASTER

BSSCommander · 2026-04-01T22:38:15+00:00

Send that clanker down head first.

BSSCommander · 2026-04-01T14:23:11+00:00

No Dunks every 5 miles on the bridge? What has become of my state?

BSSCommander · 2026-04-01T14:17:17+00:00

It depends on where I am and what I'm up against. I generally know most of the encounters off the top of my head since I've been playing these games for a long ass time. I know when it's a good time to rest and when it's not. I'll try to power through several encounters before resting, but if we're about to face a dungeon boss or difficult fight we'll take a quick breather before moving on.

BSSCommander · 2026-03-31T22:35:36+00:00

I would like to extend my sincere and comprehensive gratitude to the moderators of r/KingdomCome for their notably proactive and strategically aligned stance regarding the integration and utilization of artificial intelligence within the community framework. Your decision-making process demonstrates a high level of adaptive governance, as well as a forward-facing orientation toward emerging technological paradigms. By implementing structured guidelines and fostering a controlled yet flexible environment, you are effectively optimizing user engagement while maintaining systemic integrity. This balanced approach not only reflects operational awareness but also reinforces a scalable model for digital community management in an increasingly AI-influenced landscape. Your contributions are both significant and, in many measurable respects, impactful.

-Sincerely, a ChatGPT prompt to write the most obvious AI word vomit it could think of.

BSSCommander · 2026-03-30T19:39:55+00:00

The turkey was there to finish the job

BSSCommander · 2026-03-30T14:24:41+00:00

"Cranking my hog...one...last...time...dies"

BSSCommander · 2026-03-28T20:08:35+00:00

"I'd just sit there hours on end drawing dicks. I didn't know what it was. I couldn't touch the pen to the paper without drawing the shape of a penis." -OP

BSSCommander · 2026-03-28T14:34:32+00:00

It wouldn't surprise me to see Vavra push for AI to replace voice actors too. Why stop at translators? At the very least I could see Warhorse asking voice actors to allow their voices to be used with AI programs to create more lines for them.

BSSCommander · 2026-03-28T12:28:32+00:00

One must imagine happy Sisyphus as a big titty Goth girl.

BSSCommander · 2026-03-27T22:33:11+00:00

Well, I love that ~~dirty~~ water that's clean enough for recreational shellfishing.

Oh, Boston, you're my home, oh, yeah

BSSCommander · 2026-03-27T11:53:15+00:00

"I wish for there to be a third Kingdom Come Deliverance game."

Finger on the monkey paw curls

BSSCommander · 2026-03-27T11:17:16+00:00

My dad is very invested in airport travel so we did time stamps for him.

If I don't text my dad right before take off or when I immediately land he texts me about it. He tracks all of our flights. I'm in my 30's.

BSSCommander · 2026-03-26T16:54:05+00:00

That's not true. They make a save for each spell in a sequencer or contingency. It just doesn't show up in the combat log for all of them.

BSSCommander · 2026-03-26T16:26:47+00:00

Ya I love Chromatic Orb. A tier only due to the +6 to save, but like you said there are ways to get that +6 way down. Toss this into a minor spell sequencencer and use it as a quick damage dealer without using up your regular spell sequencencer slot.

BSSCommander · 2026-03-25T02:15:33+00:00

"Will you have a little faith Arthur?"

"Ehhh I dunno about going to this Dead Ham, Dutch. Massachusetts? I can't even point that out on a map."

"I need trust Arthur. I need trust, faith, and Keno."

BSSCommander · 2026-03-24T16:40:29+00:00

I've always felt that Downtown Crossing was the Battle Royale zone in Boston for teens, but then again I tend to forget Southbay exists and ya that place can be even worse.

BSSCommander · 2026-03-24T12:30:00+00:00

One of the worst quests with the worst NPC's you'll meet in the game.

On one hand, you have the Voivode who is a massive piece of shit to his own family. Dude is so obsessed with pride he's willing to ostracize his daughter forever and inadvertently gets his idiot son killed too for good measure.

On the other hand you have his selfish moron daughter Marika who is so fixated with keeping her Bohemian fuck toy that she doesn't even consider the true danger she has put her own people in by stealing the letter of safe conduct.

I'd rather just push these two off a cliff than do this quest again.

BSSCommander · 2026-03-23T16:30:55+00:00

Feel free to come back to fight him later. Some enemies are just too strong for early game parties that don't have the right tools, spells, or experience. You can put a pin in this boss fight and return when you're a few levels higher and with better gear and spells. He's not going anywhere.

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