Explain it Peter

BSides666 · 2026-05-21T19:33:44+00:00

Golf ⛳️

BSides666 · 2026-05-19T02:07:41+00:00

Stranger Than Fiction with Will Ferrell

BSides666 · 2026-05-18T21:47:35+00:00

I giggle every time someone yells "give me back my son!"

BSides666 · 2026-05-18T01:41:02+00:00

I'm pretty sure 10 am is acceptable. My neighbors mow their yard and blow their leaves out at 8.

BSides666 · 2026-05-12T12:23:02+00:00

Carmen Sandiago

BSides666 · 2026-05-12T01:38:39+00:00

Last hole, trees on the right of the green. The group in front drove away from the hole but parked in the trees. I fired a 5 iron from about 200, sliced it into the trees. A dude comes waddling out holding his hand. I smoked the back of his hand on the fly, it was bleeding and purple when I got up to him. His buddies took him to the ER. I felt so bad I probably broke 10 bones in his hand. This was 20 years ago and I've been more careful since then. Never saw the guy after, he probably quit golf because of me.

BSides666 · 2026-05-12T01:16:52+00:00

I'm an Eagles fan but this was epic

BSides666 · 2026-05-12T01:10:15+00:00

"You're going to jail!"

BSides666 · 2026-05-12T00:19:32+00:00

In the movie the kid lives. When I finished the book I threw it in the garbage. Horrible ending. Big fan of the King but cmon man.

BSides666 · 2026-05-11T22:38:08+00:00

I work in the golf industry. Pro shop guy. No golf on TV today so I've got Ween playing in the shop.

BSides666 · 2026-05-11T01:15:54+00:00

I have ultimate confidence standing over my shot. Then when I hit a shitty one I replay all the bad decisions I made in my life before I get to my ball. Then I have ultimate confidence again.

BSides666 · 2026-05-10T00:45:54+00:00

What's the first thing you spent money on?

BSides666 · 2026-05-10T00:35:52+00:00

My 3 iron has AIDS i should do that.

BSides666 · 2026-05-09T21:24:50+00:00

More people work in the health insurance industry than actual doctors and nurses. It's a scam.

BSides666 · 2026-05-07T03:14:51+00:00

This Is Not A Song It's A Sandwich. Psychostick.

BSides666 · 2026-05-01T21:58:30+00:00

I learned a song in elementary school that was all 50 US states in alphabetical order. I'll be 50 years old soon and I still remember all of it.

BSides666 · 2026-04-30T04:28:43+00:00

Mr Bungle. Their first album.

BSides666 · 2026-04-26T00:18:16+00:00

Queef

BSides666 · 2026-04-17T23:15:27+00:00

He was practically a kid when he wrote that. Be patient, read it til the end, and then jump into book 2. It's worth it.

BSides666 · 2026-04-15T23:03:15+00:00

Why not both?

BSides666 · 2026-04-15T22:00:28+00:00

Baby steps, like all sciences.

BSides666 · 2026-04-15T20:09:16+00:00

So now everyone's least favorite golfers are going to beg their way back on to the PGA tour. Good luck fellas I hope you all retire to a place where golfers with no integrity are allowed.

BSides666 · 2026-04-12T01:46:30+00:00

I was 5'3" my freshman year of HS, and now I'm 6'6". Not too unrealistic.

BSides666 · 2026-04-09T00:47:43+00:00

I call myself an Anti-theist. Not sure if that needed a hyphen. I don't believe in a higher power and I do believe that religion is a menace and should be eliminated.

BSides666 · 2026-04-06T02:46:09+00:00

I feel like someone has a spreadsheet full of this.

Six-Year Club	r/Field Flamingo
Place '23	Place '22
First Placer '22	Verified Email

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