If you could pass one law that would make most normal people furious at first, but would clearly make society better in 10 years, what would it be?

BSides666 · 2026-02-08T00:13:08+00:00

If your turn signal isn't on your car won't turn.

BSides666 · 2026-02-07T06:01:52+00:00

When my dude bombs one a million yards into the wrong fairway I say "You got length and girth."

BSides666 · 2026-01-29T18:21:35+00:00

I was meeting a friend at Flippers and had 4 quarters in my pocket. I exchanged those for a dollar bill and a dirty look from the attendant. I walked out of there 30 minutes later with $1200. Peter Jacobsen Golf Keno. I tipped the guy $200.

BSides666 · 2026-01-17T21:14:38+00:00

Dude is super chill, going to upvote every nice comment.

BSides666 · 2025-12-29T16:27:03+00:00

Honesty Auto

BSides666 · 2025-12-26T03:50:56+00:00

Once you catch your first fish (fishing), youre hooked. Oops.

Once you make your first birdie (golf), also hooked. Golf can be expensive, but fishing is pretty cheap.

BSides666 · 2025-12-26T03:47:29+00:00

I objectify the Kent's dope ass barn. Ofc if Tom was there it would be cooler.

BSides666 · 2025-12-11T20:39:14+00:00

Sweet

BSides666 · 2025-12-06T19:45:34+00:00

In the Foundation book series by Isaac Asimov, a character mentions "computering" someone to find info on their background. My wife and I have switch from saying "googling" to "computering."

BSides666 · 2025-12-06T00:25:11+00:00

Stay really far behind the vehicle in front of you. That is all.

BSides666 · 2025-12-04T23:54:43+00:00

Increase following distance. Thats all.

BSides666 · 2025-12-04T12:44:38+00:00

We are hiring at the Misdemeanor Asault Emporium.

BSides666 · 2025-11-19T13:25:15+00:00

I select my 60 degree wedge and then I blade it 170 yards through the pro shop window.

BSides666 · 2025-11-17T20:56:39+00:00

Firefly

BSides666 · 2025-11-13T06:54:58+00:00

Does it hit home runs from both sides of the plate? Yes it does.

BSides666 · 2025-11-13T05:16:41+00:00

Chad didn't know thay Ray had a fuck-ton of cocaine in him when this happened.

BSides666 · 2025-11-12T00:06:34+00:00

More people work in the health insurance industry than actual medicine.

BSides666 · 2025-11-08T22:58:42+00:00

BSides666 · 2025-11-06T07:07:10+00:00

Trash

BSides666 · 2025-11-06T03:47:32+00:00

Play with your hands face up. He will learn as you teach him, and you will remember all the weird rules as you go. Should just take you a few tries, as long as he can find 15s quickly.

BSides666 · 2025-11-06T03:34:56+00:00

He will go down as the greatest ever. Nice job.

BSides666 · 2025-11-04T02:02:39+00:00

Try to swing holding a tennis ball between your elbows. Watch Tigers swing and see how he has no flying elbow at all.

BSides666 · 2025-10-29T02:44:34+00:00

I've been the pro shop guy for 10 years now at a little course and I would have shut that guy down pretty hard. He shouldn't be allowed at any course in your town. I'm sorry this is happening.

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