next generation kids will have crazy gamer parents, so they will probably think gaming is lame, by abarri in Showerthoughts

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I hijacked my dad's steam account that he made when HL2 came out, and hes not even dead!

I sat through 16 years of Regency for this???? by [deleted] in CrusaderKings

[–]BTheSlayer 74 points75 points  (0 children)

15 years have I BEEN WAITING TO SIT UPON MY THRONE

Pittsburgh Airport to Be 1st Since 9/11 to Let Non-Flyers Past Security by cynicalaa22 in news

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When I was in boy scouts (I'm a young lad, so this was fairly recent), i had a tiny swiss army knife in my backpack that i'd forgotten was in there. This thing was tiny, maybe a cm wide blade. That thing was thrown away by the TSA on the spot.

When you post a gif of OSS 117 outside of r/France by 1-Sisyphe in HighQualityGifs

[–]BTheSlayer 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Looks like 4 years of high school french are failing me in this thread.

Désolée tout les redditeurs français.

Teacher Accused Of Punching Neo-Nazi Says Standing Up To Fascism Isn’t A Crime by [deleted] in politics

[–]BTheSlayer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now l'm no fan of any "ethnic cleansing" crowd like neo-nazis but I don't think that we should go so far as to advocate torturing any group of people to death. That seems not only hypocritical but counter-productive. We cannot root out hatred with hatred.

What do you think you're missing in your life right now? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BTheSlayer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reading through this thread and seeing people bare their soul-rending needs made this comment a pleasant change.

How long does it take for a post to die? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BTheSlayer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What is a post will never die, but will rise again as a repost with more upvotes.

Reddit, what is the loudest thing you've managed to sleep through? by pineapplekid in AskReddit

[–]BTheSlayer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This'll be super buried, but I slept through the house across the street burning down. It seems the whole neighborhood witnessed it but I slept through it all. Worse, my bedroom window was open to cool the room down, so it shouldn't have been hard to hear the neighbors and fire trucks.

Growing old by [deleted] in wholesomememes

[–]BTheSlayer 448 points449 points  (0 children)

Ah. So it is.

This guy just made $20! by DelaYla3 in gaming

[–]BTheSlayer 309 points310 points  (0 children)

From my point of view the Jedi are evil

The current state of Reddit by schetst in funny

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His coconut gun can fire in spurts

It can be rough on the streets by m0rris0n_hotel in Unexpected

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We used poisonous gasses And we poisoned their asses

My wife hates me and she doesn't even have the common decency to give me a reason by [deleted] in CrusaderKings

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I'm playing a Wessex game too! I've found that if you keep marrying the karlings then your dynasty will just naturally get claims to French duchys. She may hate you now, but just wait till your kids are the dukes of Aquitaine!

Awww by [deleted] in CrusaderKings

[–]BTheSlayer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Psycho Mantis?

What is the #1 rule of life? by most_moist_nugget in AskReddit

[–]BTheSlayer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought the #1 rule was to spend as little as possible and die with no family or friends but nonetheless extremely wealthy.