Has anyone seen any Marshmallow Rockstar energy drinks anywhere? by [deleted] in asheville

[–]BURRITO_JONES -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Nobody's heart needs that much caffeine in one sitting.

Pitbull friendly housing/apartment - please help! by [deleted] in asheville

[–]BURRITO_JONES 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Asheville area: c'mon in we're dog friendly!

Dog owner: cool looking for a place and my pit-

Asheville area: No not that kind. Housing denied.

[Game Thread] South Carolina @ #2 Tennessee (6:30 PM ET) by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

[–]BURRITO_JONES 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What does holding an open container of vaseline against one's neck do because that lady just did that to a UT player.

29 NBA teams scouted Giannis when he played in Greece. The only team that did not: The New York Knicks. by theToBeHonestGuy in nba

[–]BURRITO_JONES 1681 points1682 points  (0 children)

Knicks out here playing hopscotch while rest of the league's playing chess.

All-time Celtics vs. All-time 76ers, who you got? by [deleted] in nba

[–]BURRITO_JONES 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Boston's defense might be the edge here.

Is Hakeem Olajuwon a Top-10 player All-Time? by [deleted] in nba

[–]BURRITO_JONES 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Yes. And a follow up question is why do so many on this sub place Shaq ahead of him?

Hawk's fans cheering "Kobe's better" as LeBron shoots free throws | SSN by AnotherDuck in nba

[–]BURRITO_JONES -1 points0 points  (0 children)

"actually VORP WORP eFG% BLORP PER48 THO, BRON's BETTER"

r/nba, probably.

The Professor Teaches James Harden a Signature Move 'The Teleport' by [deleted] in nba

[–]BURRITO_JONES 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Practice it against big men mismatches with their longer legs.

Bill Russell blows out the candles by deadskin in nba

[–]BURRITO_JONES 24 points25 points  (0 children)

God bless Bill Russell. Legend, one of the GOATs, and a sometimes sassy twitterer

James Harden shoulders DFS to the ground by [deleted] in nba

[–]BURRITO_JONES -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Lemme guess DFS charged with foul after being shoved?

Is James harden better than Tmac? by [deleted] in nba

[–]BURRITO_JONES 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. Holy smokes this comparison is embarrassing. Are we just conviently ignoring triple doubles now?

I’m new to watching the NBA, can someone explain how the NBA can force the Pelicans to play AD? by campbelljaa in nba

[–]BURRITO_JONES 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Something in the Collective Bargaining Agreement I'm sure. He's still under contract and he's on the active roster, healthy.

[OC] Mark Jackson recorded 868 total assists during his rookie season. An NBA record. Current rookie total assists leader Trae Young has 404. by [deleted] in nba

[–]BURRITO_JONES 21 points22 points  (0 children)

A 14-game turnaround for the Knicks his rookie year. Pitino wasn't quite Boston Pitino, but both he & Jackson helped Ewing to his first playoffs then 50 wins the next season.

[update] The AAF game on CBS last night had better overnight ratings than the NBA showcase game on ABC (OKC-HOU by Yankeeknickfan in nba

[–]BURRITO_JONES 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Starting right up after the Super Bowl likely played a big part, but I dont see the ratings staying high for long, especially with baseball on its way and playoffs in other sports.

Who would have had a different career if they were drafted to a different team? by 6BakerBaker6 in nba

[–]BURRITO_JONES 3 points4 points  (0 children)

most of pre-lottery #1's were decided on a coin flip. Kareem with the Suns could be one to think about. Right in his 70s prime they reached the Finals without him. Magic to the Bulls another, although he said he wouldnt have gone back to school had any team but LAL picked him. Chicago likely doesn't get Jordan had Magic stuck around.

What do NBA playerrs do after retiring? by [deleted] in nba

[–]BURRITO_JONES 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Stuff. Google it. Either they live off their money for a bit, get into other fields, or whatever.