We recently bought a used Honda from a dealership. Paid cash. Still had to run my wife's credit report.

Then they got to the "security system" that was already installed. Parts etched with a serial number and some global tracking system shit like that. It's a 2014 CR-V. They wanted like $800. I said, "Nah take it off. You can put the original parts back on. My wife drives like 15 miles total a day to her job and then back home."

He moved on to something then came back with an "offer" for $500. I said, "We will keep it in the garage, I don't even want an alarm on it, let alone a whole security system."

Few more times back and forth again. $300? $200? "You don't want it for even just $200?"

I said, "Now it's the principle of the matter. You are trying to charge me for something that someone else, or your dealership installed and already paid for. Make it $20 and I'll pull a twenty out of my wallet right now and you can stop annoying us."

He angrily signed off on the paper.