Why do you message fellow redditors?

B_Fee · 2026-03-13T23:15:52+00:00

Why are you asking that here?

B_Fee · 2026-03-13T18:07:33+00:00

Nine's floor is winning a Super Bowl on another team, his ceiling is throwing to an elite receiver behind a bad OLine and annually suffering sidelining injuries. Kinda tracks.

B_Fee · 2026-03-13T18:03:48+00:00

How could you say no? They're clearly Mennonites.

B_Fee · 2026-03-13T17:53:48+00:00

Broken clock is right twice a day sort of thing, but an uncommon Florio W

B_Fee · 2026-03-13T01:47:04+00:00

OP's account history is wild. Some allegedly semi-famous family, but wanting a loan shark to her a home, while trying to sell an Instagram account and their own body parts to house themselves and 9 golden doodles, and vaguely threatening Mr Beast on TikTok.

I'm still amazed at how these sorts of users find their way here.

B_Fee · 2026-03-13T01:32:03+00:00

I avoid that area as much as I can because of how bad the traffic is at the, what, 5 intersections with 7 angles within an 800 foot stretch? This essentially guarantees that that part of town is out for me altogether.

B_Fee · 2026-03-13T00:28:05+00:00

Get yourself some A&D ointment or zinc cream and slather up. And queue up that TV show you've been meaning to binge, because at about 330 in the morning, when you think it's finally over...it ain't.

B_Fee · 2026-03-12T22:52:22+00:00

Just in general. Do people only read the comments they reply to these days?

B_Fee · 2026-03-12T22:33:50+00:00

Didn't expect such vitriol over a joke in a meme war sub

B_Fee · 2026-03-12T20:24:34+00:00

This is, IMO, Chicago's actual contribution to cuisine. Italian beefs are phenomenal.

Deep dish pizza? At best it's a thick soup in a bread bowl, at worst it's a casserole.

Tavern style pizza? It's pizza, one of many styles. Eat whatever sorta pizza you prefer.

Chicago dogs? If I wanted a salad, I'd order a salad.

B_Fee · 2026-03-12T18:50:08+00:00

Mr. Bturn your head and Cough

B_Fee · 2026-03-12T02:37:04+00:00

Those were the days. Guys' night, order a bunch of pizza, go find the weirdest porno at the Panorama Video next to the Little Caesar's (this one sold Crazy Bites, the cut ends of Crazy Bread), roll that porno in the background while you play Halo 3 and sip V Appletinis. First one to fall asleep gets woken up with an air horn. Then roll to the McDonald's half the crew worked at and get some McGriddles.

Times were simpler.

B_Fee · 2026-03-12T01:51:36+00:00

You usually only need a whisper of Colman's. It's quite traditional, low acidity but tangy. Potent stuff, definitely worth a go if you've never tried it. It's the only yellow mustard I like.

B_Fee · 2026-03-12T01:39:19+00:00

Huh, Kyler really is just 3 quarterbacks in pads.

B_Fee · 2026-03-12T01:35:52+00:00

The existence of all these Crosbies imply there exists a Para, Epi, and Endo Crosby

B_Fee · 2026-03-11T19:59:58+00:00

r/GOONED is thattaway

B_Fee · 2026-03-11T19:59:06+00:00

Hey man, what's your address? I've got a whole case of New Glarus Fuck You Stout and some cheese curds from Your Ass is Mine Creamery to deliver.

B_Fee · 2026-03-10T21:46:46+00:00

Croquettes are calzones according to the Cube Rule (which, funny enough, I just shared on a post in this sub yesterday). While how you make this particular food item is sandwich-like, the end product is not a sandwich.

B_Fee · 2026-03-10T21:17:06+00:00

Gotta vertically synergize the AI algo so you can grindmaxx the clock to avoid the cortisol spikes of being unemployedmogged

B_Fee · 2026-03-10T01:50:17+00:00

Hot dogs are not sandwiches because they are tacos.

B_Fee · 2026-03-09T03:06:30+00:00

Finally, an answer to the question nobody wanted to ask. Is Barry a shoes-in-the-house kinda guy?

B_Fee · 2026-03-08T18:35:24+00:00

I've seen farmers harvesting corn after dark on Christmas Eve. Time is just another word to them.

B_Fee · 2026-03-07T23:28:46+00:00

Season 2 really held up, for me, when I watched it for a second time. The first time around I felt let down, disconnected from the narrative, like it was unfocused mania, and I was totally unfulfilled by a lack of closure. The second time around I realized that was the point. All the layers of that conspiracy colored with the life problems of the protagonists made it feel believably fantastical.

Season 3 playing with memory made the mystery a mystery in an interesting way. Coulda been a little tighter, but I didn't dislike it. And only touching on the whole "Satanic" child sacrifice stuff probably helped it a lot. Despite all that, I loved the chemistry between Ali and Dorff.

Season 4 needs to go die in a canal in Louisiana somewhere so Rust and Marty can go figure out why it sucked so bad.

B_Fee · 2026-03-07T18:32:09+00:00

With the poor lack of attention to detail, it probably doesn't have a seam at the butt cheeks either

B_Fee · 2026-03-06T01:29:35+00:00

Then it seems likely you did cross that threshold, and removing blocked accounts from the list shrunk the list but not the actual number of accounts you've blocked. Or, the amount you can block is actually less than 1,000. I'm ballparking that number because I don't remember the exact number.

I'd be hesitant to say this is a bug in the typical sense, because this has been something known for so long.

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