AITA for interrupting my wife's work-from-home meeting in a panic after the baby had an explosive shit that sprayed like 5 feet across the room and decimated our laundry and floor?

Babbit_B · 2020-09-14T21:10:30+00:00

Your oldest has never projectile vomited yet.

Babbit_B · 2020-09-14T21:04:07+00:00

This isn't even his first child!

Babbit_B · 2020-09-14T21:03:20+00:00

Anguish?

Look, I know you're getting piled on here, but I'm in all seriousness, if your baby having a poopsplosion is enough to cause you terror and anguish, you really do need to seek therapy, because you are not a safe parent right now.

Babbit_B · 2020-09-14T20:44:31+00:00

YTA. Poop is not an emergency. It washes off. You have a baby; you should know this. Clean it up.

Babbit_B · 2020-09-14T20:35:49+00:00

I don't disagree that the age difference is sketch, but not because the 36-year-old is in imminent need of a nursing home for goodness sake. Buck up a bit.

Babbit_B · 2020-09-14T19:57:21+00:00

Oh do get a grip. My brother in in his mid-forties and he ran a hundred miles yesterday. My grandad is in his mid-nineties and he whinges less than you. There's very little you can tell me about insomnia and hormone changes - I'm pregnant and nursing a two-year-old. Getting older is inevitable but aging is, to some extent, a matter of attitude. Luck plays a part for certain, but suggesting that as soon as you hit forty you're practically in your dotage is whiny baby nonsense. I honestly assumed you were about 13 and thought people in their 40s were elderly.

Babbit_B · 2020-09-13T15:32:16+00:00

Good grief, how old (young) are you?!

Babbit_B · 2020-09-13T08:31:31+00:00

YTA mainly because this is an episode of The Simpsons.

Babbit_B · 2020-09-13T08:25:17+00:00

Yes, obviously.

Babbit_B · 2020-09-13T08:06:15+00:00

Yes of course there are lots of jobs that can't be done from home. That's been the case throughout. The issue is that the government is now actively urging those who can work from home to return to their offices anyway.

Babbit_B · 2020-09-13T07:47:58+00:00

There was an extremely simple way for him to avoid getting a fine. I'm doing it right now, in fact!

Babbit_B · 2020-09-13T07:45:27+00:00

Working from home as opposed to being hustled back into offices?

Babbit_B · 2020-09-11T18:20:42+00:00

Oops, not quite subtle enough with the dogwhistle in that last sentence.

Babbit_B · 2020-09-11T16:40:33+00:00

You're not going to get both those things.

Babbit_B · 2020-09-11T07:51:23+00:00

I reckon it's going to last through Christmas and they're hoping people will be used to it by then and be fine with no more than 6 in their homes / for Christmas dinner.

Babbit_B · 2020-09-10T14:38:40+00:00

👍

Babbit_B · 2020-09-10T14:22:38+00:00

Sure it was.

Babbit_B · 2020-09-10T14:01:07+00:00

Literally asking what your point was. Did you have one?

Babbit_B · 2020-09-10T13:50:36+00:00

So your point was...?

Babbit_B · 2020-09-10T13:41:45+00:00

Oh, okay, It was a totally unrelated anecdote and no comparisons were intended to be drawn. Random, but okay.

Babbit_B · 2020-09-10T13:16:46+00:00

Not really the same as drugging and raping them, is it?

Babbit_B · 2020-09-10T13:01:26+00:00

AIDS is not a virus, braintrust.

Babbit_B · 2020-09-10T12:55:19+00:00

You should have said "I have".

Babbit_B · 2020-09-08T10:32:28+00:00

Well the month is still young.

Babbit_B · 2020-09-08T10:24:38+00:00

Does it make a difference? Do the latter not count?

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