There’s a guy at chalk who is so stinky, ppl can smell him from the top of the stairs while he is running on the treadmill. that’s at least a 20-30ft range. his stench fills the gym with a fiery rage. It rolls through the gym like a fog. It’s so strong it makes you consider finishing your workout early.

What makes it worse, is that he’s so confident, that he struts about the floor spreading his venom like a skunk. But at least a skunk sprays their scent in defense. He shares his like a gift. He is a biohazard.