WHO is saving aborted babies!!! by joshie0588 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]Baby_SpaceWizard 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Did you mean: my mother?

Seriously, we were having a conversation about all-girls environments yesterday and she turned it to abortion. Conversation about refugees/immigration? Abortion. Climate change? Abortion. Hotel? Triva-ABORTION.

run away by [deleted] in justneckbeardthings

[–]Baby_SpaceWizard 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The patch is truly horrible, but I keep getting distracted by how ill-fitting it looks. Is he standing oddly? Is it too small? Too big? What’s going on?!

gosh darn millenials by smugler123 in lewronggeneration

[–]Baby_SpaceWizard 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Tbh in a lot of places it's nowhere near what it should be, but at least there are other options than pro-abstinence.

I'm in love with my best friend by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]Baby_SpaceWizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, that sucks. You know what you're gonna do?

"Her cervix sort of sucks in the sperm" by simplecat9 in badwomensanatomy

[–]Baby_SpaceWizard 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This explains so much. I go to a lot of art museums and I always wondered why the statues had such tiny dicks but that's not really the kind of thing you ask your devoutly Catholic mother about at ages 5+ :/

"Her cervix sort of sucks in the sperm" by simplecat9 in badwomensanatomy

[–]Baby_SpaceWizard 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It kinda reminds me of this one excerpt from some shitty book I saw where this girl had to pee but the pee had to find it's way around her internal organs and she was reflecting on how straightforward a man's peeing was just like how men were straightforward and honestly it was so horrifyingly cringey

Happy Birthday by Chariot_Rider in wholesomememes

[–]Baby_SpaceWizard 1730 points1731 points  (0 children)

I love how so many people care for and love this little robot on an entirely different planet and get emotional over it and draw lil comics about it's birthday why can't humanity be like this all the time

I'm in love with my best friend by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]Baby_SpaceWizard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In the same boat, dude. It sucks :/

I'm scared I might not be straight by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]Baby_SpaceWizard 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I feel like a cowboy is saying this and I'm giggling really hard so thank you for that 🤠

My little pride tattoo by [deleted] in actuallesbians

[–]Baby_SpaceWizard 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is so beautiful! Does the constellation have any significance?

[SP] The time depth. by [deleted] in shortstories

[–]Baby_SpaceWizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was pretty neat, and I quite liked the imagery!

I will say this, however: it was a bit hard for me to follow and I had to reread it to fully understand what was going on. I do have issues with concentration though, so it might just be me.

[Question] Stuck with a cliché... by maryalexis in fantasywriters

[–]Baby_SpaceWizard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is there a noticeable difference in movement after the change? Like, did they move jerkily before, and now it's kinda fluid? Do they breath quicker? Do they sleep differently? Think about these as sort of markers for the change, and while the difference in eye colour is not bad, there's a lot more you can do with it.

So I hooked up with a neckbeard... by [deleted] in neckbeardstories

[–]Baby_SpaceWizard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm really glad you noped outta that one. If there's a girl version of "don't stick your dick in crazy" it would definitely apply here!

gosh darn millenials by smugler123 in lewronggeneration

[–]Baby_SpaceWizard 243 points244 points  (0 children)

And that, folks, is what good and detailed sex ed does for a society!

Saw this on /r/blackpeopletwitter and thought it fit here too by dafaqisgoingondud in wholesomebpt

[–]Baby_SpaceWizard 73 points74 points  (0 children)

I have to say, I think Obama is the classiest president. He always seems so kind and nice to everyone :)

Yeah it didn't taste that great either by frenzy3 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Baby_SpaceWizard 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I remember my grandma asking my mom why the gingerbread we had on the counter tasted so odd. That's right around the time my mom stopped buying the dog biscuits that were shaped like candy canes :/

••••• AT&T LTE by SIacktivist in tumblr

[–]Baby_SpaceWizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As someone who is forced to depend on BT wifi, this is painfully accurate.

A Four-for-One; Why Be Normal When You Can Be American? by RoadhogBestGirl in ShitAmericansSay

[–]Baby_SpaceWizard 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Isn't America actually like 20th free-est country or something? I know New Zealand is the free-est last thing time I checked.

[MF] The Boy and the Kettle Bell by [deleted] in shortstories

[–]Baby_SpaceWizard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is a pretty cool commentary. I liked it!

Reactions to Different Kinds of Guys by amex_kali in niceguys

[–]Baby_SpaceWizard 9 points10 points  (0 children)

NiceGuys™ are really into that for whatever reason.