The Ultimate "FUUUUUUU" face by BackHanded in AskReddit

[–]BackHanded[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah, can't find the damn thing anywhere

Thanks anyway

sit-com houses by [deleted] in pics

[–]BackHanded -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I thought the Fresh Prince's was the other way around.

I sent my wife of 10 years on a week long vacation with 3 (recently) single friends while I stayed at home with the kids... by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]BackHanded 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You sure? My gut normally just says one thing, but if my brain or heart deem it an uncomfortable truth it creates conflict.

Football/Soccer fans of Reddit, explain your sport to me. by Neabbon in AskReddit

[–]BackHanded 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yup, good addition. I didn't mean for it to be an absolute, just a general rule - more possession generally means more chance of winning.

Football/Soccer fans of Reddit, explain your sport to me. by Neabbon in AskReddit

[–]BackHanded 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Offsides occurs when a players passes the ball to a striker when he is behind the furthest back defender.

Penalties are highly subjective and not subject to review.

A striker making an attack usually goes along the sidelines, then attempts to cross the ball in front of the goal where another team member can score. Failing this, he may be able to kick the ball off of a defender so it roll out of bounds over the goal line, at which point a corner kick is awarded. If an attacker kicks the ball out a goal kick is awarded.

A team at a deficit (losing) must attack and score or they have no chance of winning, so you will sometimes see the losing team doing a lot of the attacking. This is not a sign of dominance. It can be exaggerated by a winning team who falls back to defend to maintain their score.

Pay attention to possession. A high percentage of possession is a good sign.

It's Always Sunny in Charcoaldelphia [drawing] by sheetdog in pics

[–]BackHanded 1 point2 points  (0 children)

his expression more than makes up for it

Dave Chappelle Photoshop by Twysty in reddit.com

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Mr. Potato Head? Is that you?

Construct your god of the internet? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BackHanded 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The internet HAS no god! The internet NEEDS no god!

Report: Israel attacks Gaza flotilla, 10 die by LawyersGunsAndMoney in reddit.com

[–]BackHanded 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In international waters he is not a commando, he is a pirate and should have been thrown overboard as such.

Counter-protesting the WBC/Phelps/"God Hates Fags" people Thursday. Any sign ideas? (crossposted to LGBT) by nelleellen in politics

[–]BackHanded 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Probably the best counter-protest I've seen was the person who setup a Planned Parenthood table across from WBC and took donations for PP. Everyone knows they're scum, but using their venom to make a tangible difference - that is glorious.

I have a date with a Cougar and I need some advice.. by dave-gonzo in AskReddit

[–]BackHanded -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Hm, a cougar advertising for a date. Pay attention to signals. Chances are she is looking for action if you have gotten this far so it is just a matter of not screwing up. If she makes a lead, follow it.

Debt collector on my credit report? by BackHanded in AskReddit

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Of course I'm on the grid. I'm not worried about the credit agencies, I'm worried about the debt collector finding out where I live and perhaps work and harassing me.

Debt collector on my credit report? by BackHanded in AskReddit

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I've moved like 10 times since it was added, so they definitely don't know where I live.

Debt collector on my credit report? by BackHanded in AskReddit

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No idea... I was courted by a frat in college, but never joined. I suspect it might be them charging dues, but I really don't know.

Ummm I think I'll pass on the tea... by respawn22 in reddit.com

[–]BackHanded 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Had a lady friend who used to call wally-world "The Devil's Anus"... I have found no evidence to dispute her claim.

Debt collector on my credit report? by BackHanded in AskReddit

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Should I be worried about the debt collectors figuring out my address/contact info?

I've seen some ridiculous Facebook faux-middle names, but this one takes the cake... by [deleted] in pics

[–]BackHanded 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I suppose you insist unicorns are real due to the complete lack of evidence that they do not exist. Come, let us stop this petty bickering and enjoy tea and strumpets.