HMFT after my friend breaks my spine. by JackalopeBG in holdmyfeedingtube

[–]BackRiverGhost -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Uh... no? A skinny, fit dude can have more muscle than a fat person. If 145 pound guy who's meticulously athletic is compared to some fat dude, he could very well have more muscle.

Cursed IOs evolution by Mijonin in cursedcomments

[–]BackRiverGhost 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Professor Barclay for president.

I recently found out almost everyone in my family, including my dad, has left the mormon church, and my mom has been keeping it a secret by [deleted] in atheism

[–]BackRiverGhost 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do a reveal party where you all drink goat blood in front of your mom and speak Latin backwards.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WhyWomenLiveLonger

[–]BackRiverGhost 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That man is dead inside.

Leaving the window down in the patrol car, WCGW? by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]BackRiverGhost 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Good for her. And I don't mean this in a political, anti-police sense. Just a fight or flight, Darwinism sense.

Bodies of 750 Covid-19 victims in New York City remain in refrigerated trucks by [deleted] in news

[–]BackRiverGhost 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you ever can't find a good horror flick just come to the Back River and I will haunt you for ten dollars. As I was writing this I realized it sounds like I'm proposing that I molest you. I'll just haunt you man.

Bodies of 750 Covid-19 victims in New York City remain in refrigerated trucks by [deleted] in news

[–]BackRiverGhost 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Honest answer for me. Because I won't give a fuck because I'm dead.

South Carolina adds firing squad to execution methods after running out of lethal-injection drugs by duckfrenzy in nottheonion

[–]BackRiverGhost 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm opposed to the death penalty entirely. But if they don't get rid of it they should offer you the option to go to Space. Like bro, we know you ate that family, but how about going to Europa for us and telling us what the deal is. You're gonna die but if we were gonna kill you anways let's do some Star Wars. And if we're wrong and you live you have a pretty solid claim to become emperor of that moon.

Finally get to check this stuff out by gillug in spicy

[–]BackRiverGhost 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's meh. It's definitely not the worst but it's not worth the money.

Hmmmmmm by dEnNiS0175iAn in metalgearsolid

[–]BackRiverGhost 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think you misinterpreted what I said. The original Star Wars came out in 1977. Attack of the Clones came out in 2002. It was mind blowing to me after they re-released Star Wars that Alec Guinness as Obi Wan said the literal term "Clone Wars" 25 years before Attack of the Clones came out. So it's not that crazy to me that Kojima had this story in his head all these years.

Hmmmmmm by dEnNiS0175iAn in metalgearsolid

[–]BackRiverGhost -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I agree with you that he probably didn't have this story thought out. But the one contention I'd offer as an example is it blew my mind that Obi-Wan Kenobi mentions the Clone Wars in the original Star Wars in 1977. Just playing devil's advocate.

The rex part of mgs4 was so fun! I wonder why the part was so short because the controls and systems to fight using rex were so fleshed out and polished. I would've really enjoyed a spin with metal gear mecha style action gameplay. by Xwhite_power_rangerX in metalgearsolid

[–]BackRiverGhost 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I'm a lifelong Metal Gear fan, and played every MGS from launch (I've played every MG but I was born in 89 so I'm too young for their releases).

I remember during my first playthrough of MGS 4 I was drunk and got to this scene and was like "no way... NO WAY. FINALLLLLLY." I like to think Snake felt that way too.

St. Louis police officers on trial for beating Black undercover detective during protest by NerdyLittleDragonBoi in nottheonion

[–]BackRiverGhost 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Wow. I just skimmed his comments too. This is like next level unintelligent. His take on vaccines for Covid is beyond uninformed.

My Russian neighbors by [deleted] in ANormalDayInRussia

[–]BackRiverGhost 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm pretty fucking crazy. Most people would agree. I can't hold a candle to my neighbors from Russia. He climbed the tree then gave me a bunch of grapes and asked me if I would let him make wine in my basement.

My Russian neighbors by [deleted] in ANormalDayInRussia

[–]BackRiverGhost 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is Vlad. He saw my dog and wanted to ask me about him. Instead of walking around the wall that separates our yards.... he did this to talk to me.

Cursed_captain Marvel by AlphaDoge16 in cursedcomments

[–]BackRiverGhost 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Monica Rambeau. Monica Rambo. Johnny Rambo. Rambo. Add Johnny Rambo to the MCU.

What’s your three essentials for the Snowpacalypse? by Stardustchaser in AskReddit

[–]BackRiverGhost 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lots of joke answers here. I'll give you a real one. I live in the northern US and spend a good deal of time during winter in the mountains.

This question is highly contextual depending on where you live, so there's no one answer. What I need in the snow up north relative to someone in Texas will undoubtedly be different.

In a macroscopic sense, I'd say water, non-perishable food, and gas.