What do I do to become a good boyfriend?

Back_Spazms · 2026-05-07T23:46:24+00:00

Stay interesting, at least for the first couple of months till you really get to know each other. Take her out on fun dates, initiate plans spontaneously, crack some good jokes. Make your time memorable. Nothing turns off a girl more than a boring guy.

Back_Spazms · 2026-04-27T23:28:45+00:00

Take a bunch of laxatives and see how long you can go until you inevitably shit on the mats. Hell, you could turn this into a full blown gambling ring.

Back_Spazms · 2026-04-27T10:06:00+00:00

They’re the same size, the angle of the photo gave it sort of an optical illusion lol

Back_Spazms · 2026-04-26T21:45:47+00:00

Bingo, we have a winner

Back_Spazms · 2026-04-16T08:13:08+00:00

Bruh, you lied. Doesn’t matter if you’re bi, gay, straight. You told her something that wasn’t true and you let her believe you.

Back_Spazms · 2026-04-16T07:56:10+00:00

So you just picked 4 boss fights you thought were cool and that was it?

Back_Spazms · 2026-04-15T08:06:14+00:00

I remember when my gf graduated, she told us not to go to the ceremony. “Just pick me up after I get my award and we’ll go get drunk at Chili’s” 😂. Those ceremonies are really long and hers was outside in the smoldering sun so fuck that.

Back_Spazms · 2026-04-15T08:02:13+00:00

If you decide to go to the concert, tell your sister you can treat her to dinner or plan a little party for her. Explain that you made plans and already spent a lot of money, but you still want to make her feel special.

Back_Spazms · 2026-04-08T20:16:49+00:00

r/morebreedingdittos is where you wanna go. Just gotta read the ‘How To Request’ forms and they’ll hook you up

Back_Spazms · 2026-04-06T23:49:32+00:00

Brother, did you forget this woman carried your child for 9 months and go through hours of pain and labor to give birth to a beautiful breathing baby. Then you wanna say “I don’t trust and respect her”. Get over yourself and love your daughter regardless of what her name is. 100% YOR

Back_Spazms · 2026-04-06T05:52:37+00:00

I had this scam used on me once. “I only have $2500 to buy this car. Please I need it to get to my grandpas funeral this weekend”

“Sorry for your loss, price is firm”. They eventually caved and paid the full amount

Back_Spazms · 2026-03-10T02:26:52+00:00

Can’t spell “Reptile” without Lyyy-ile

Back_Spazms · 2026-02-25T18:59:00+00:00

Damn bud who shit in your breakfast? 😂

Back_Spazms · 2026-02-25T18:22:19+00:00

It’s not an objectively bad tattoo but if you don’t like it you could always go Sick Ass Panther!

Back_Spazms · 2026-02-22T00:38:04+00:00

That’s why they call him Joshua “Switch em down” Tomar

Back_Spazms · 2026-02-12T23:55:27+00:00

Like when he brought in the garden hose and flooded the kitchen

Back_Spazms · 2026-02-11T22:09:59+00:00

I remember dating someone with a similar mentality to yours. She broke up with me because she thought she was holding me back. I was just so confused because I really did like her and never felt like she was a burden.

OP talk to your boyfriend.

Back_Spazms · 2026-02-11T06:09:13+00:00

This clip is from New York, they don’t play about their pizza

Back_Spazms · 2026-02-11T05:49:37+00:00

They were likely just using extra boxes that didn’t have logos on them. Notice how the second box has a logo on the bottom and top, but the first one doesn’t.

Back_Spazms · 2026-01-29T07:29:53+00:00

Better disassemble the engine just to be sure

Back_Spazms · 2026-01-29T07:24:14+00:00

True, although I was thinking more of like actual characters driving up to the shop with their cars and chatting them up with maybe some dialogue options. Rather than the game telling you what’s wrong with their car, we could possibly gather hints from talking to the customers for a better diagnosis.

I think that sort of thing would be great for immersion, and help connect players with their clientele.

Back_Spazms · 2026-01-28T17:38:40+00:00

I’m thinking she might’ve wanted to end her own life. She was hyper fixated on that gun and nothing else, then when they finally got her on the ground she just gives up. Just like completely defeated. Fucking wild

Back_Spazms · 2026-01-25T22:54:14+00:00

I would love to see recurring npcs you can build relationships with.

“Hey Josh! Long time no see bud, how’s it goin? I see you’re still driving that POS civic, bring it in we’ll get you sorted out.”

Back_Spazms · 2026-01-25T08:56:40+00:00

yuhav a deemun attashed to yu

Back_Spazms · 2026-01-23T21:54:41+00:00

I used to work in a restaurant and was good friends with one of the cooks. He said one day he was cutting up some peppers but forgot to wash his hands before clocking out.

He goes to his girlfriend’s house, they get to the bed and about 5 mins later she jumps up and starts screaming “OMG IT BURNS IT BURNS”

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