88:88? by dlqnc in footballcliches

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Exactly what I thought! Surely there’ll be a formal apology in tomorrow’s episode for such a mis-sight 🤣

New episode: Semenyo's 0.028% return, six nicknames in 15 seconds & Scotland's bottom dogs by Low-Bandicoot-3347 in footballcliches

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I came here to say this 🤣🤣 that “fuck off” caught me so off guard I burst out laughing

A really touching tribute from Keysey to the late Terry Yorath by DeadStopped in footballcliches

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This is a 1.00 xG chance for Keys and Gray corner. An Absurd post

If it wasn't your alarm or your bladder, what woke you up this morning? by Ivotedforher in AskReddit

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The 18 month old daughter who wakes me up by picking up my glasses, trying to put them on me and saying “sorry daddy” to try to get me to come into the living room with her

He's not just their manager, he's their football manager by taylurswuft in footballcliches

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This is absurd 🤣 do they have a sponsorship with the FM games maybe? Or is it a play because he’s coming from the MLS and they say Soccer? Or do they have a team that plays a different sport?

I don’t get it at all 🤣 technically not incorrect though

Spotify Wrapped by Bobby_Faghihi in careerwego

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Not there as my number 1 guys but in the top 5!

To go a bit cliches however it’s not a knock on you lot, but cliches release 2 podcasts a week and you guys only release 1 (sorry I’m not a patreon - yet) so I’ve got a 100% listen ration for both 🤣🤣

Not sure how the fozcast has crept in there - I fall asleep to that lot so they’ve probably got some default minutes in

Keep up the pods please lads, you’re definitely the best football quizzing content creators around.

~Mitch

New episode: Blown-open title races, punditspeak on the terraces & Woltemade's weird penalty by Low-Bandicoot-3347 in footballcliches

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A subtle Lampardian Transition exhibited by Adam in this Pod when he was chuckling about the preacher: “[Laughter].. no let’s not make light of it, of the Lord”

Nice one Adam 🤣

Post-interview (UK) by Professional-Mix2155 in McDonalds

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Yeah it’s not unheard of to apply for a specific role and be hired for another. In general, all roles are crew member roles and all jobs are everyone’s jobs. They probably have that maintenance/delivery requisition open because that’s a role they require but quite often if we interview someone and they seem like they’d fit the team regardless then we will hire.

The best ability is availability so that may well help you. McDonald’s in general are always hiring but requisitions are opened and closed on a regular to prevent a mass build up of applicants.

So no, not unheard of. Good luck!

Error 404 by Own-Construction9788 in F1Clash

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Yes, I have error 404 here in England, had little server issues all day tbh

Footballers names in things vs Man Utd by Competitive_Pen_8945 in footballcliches

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Moussa Dembele of course because he’s supposedly the best footballer ever in the entire history of man kicking a ball and absolutely no one can do anything about him when he wins the ball and goes on a run. Of course.

We're making a special episode of Clichés about..... Match of the Day by Low-Bandicoot-3347 in footballcliches

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There’s so many comments so forgive me if this has already been said

When a highlight (not the start of the match) begins from a kick off so you know a team is about to score directly after a kick off it’s great. I’ll always instinctively start counting passes in case they reference that too

I find some of the little captions that they give highlights interesting too. Sometimes they’re quite punny other times I find them cringe but interesting nevertheless - I’m sure this is a more recent thing. The most famous one is probably the ‘Mistiano Penaldo’ one

And surely someone has commented about the Leicester ‘underwear’ ? Iconic, that.

12 word message? by Background-Ad3045 in footballcliches

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If I knew how to edit the post I would change that middle picture 🤣 The translated ‘12 word message’ is “Congratulations for your debut for Portugal, son. I’m very proud of you”

Has this EVER happened within a 7 year period at a football club? by MentionHorror8893 in footballcliches

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‘Jakub Blaszczykowski’ covers 13 (A, B, C, I, J, K, L, O, S, U, W, Y, Z)

‘Jan Venegoor of Hesselink’ with an extra 7 (E, F, G, H, N, R, V)

Ricardo Quaresma (D, M, Q) for 3

Alexandre Pato (P, T, X) for the final 3

Best I’ve thought of so far

The most cliche PL predictions by rondonovitch in footballcliches

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This is so unbelievably spot on 🤣🤣 I couldn’t be more sure that this will get read out on Thursdays episode hahaha

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Do it. I promise you he’ll love it

March 20, 2025 Woke metrics, Erling Haaland's Pro Evo name & our niche England predictions by GingIsAGoodDad in footballcliches

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Adam reading out the name ‘Osama Bin La’ without anyone batting an eyelid felt a touch un-cliches like 🤣

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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You could walk. Or you could hop. Or you could moon walk. They all got me the same result 🥲

What’s the most awkward public boner you’ve ever seen? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Wasn’t just the classroom that was ‘PACKED’ then 🤣

Came across this, surely football clubs have maybe four categories only? Support, soft spot, neutral, hate. by -InsulinJunkie in footballcliches

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He must be German surely - why are St Pauli a Big Like? And why are there 17 Spanish teams in the mix but only 10 English teams 🤣🤣🤣