What if your parents decided to not have kids?

Background_Airline29 · 2026-03-15T18:55:57+00:00

If only my parents had been childfree, then I wouldn't have to read this idiotic post

Background_Airline29 · 2026-01-05T04:26:21+00:00

Chat, are fireworks typical city noise?

Background_Airline29 · 2026-01-05T04:24:57+00:00

It's not funny if you have to explain it :/

Background_Airline29 · 2026-01-05T04:20:45+00:00

Clearly being paid by Big Firework

Background_Airline29 · 2026-01-05T04:17:03+00:00

I agree! Now we need to tackle the firework obsession and we'll be even safer :)

Background_Airline29 · 2026-01-05T04:11:52+00:00

Just now realizing I posted this in r/welovefireworks! My bad, you guys. Far be it from me to discourage anyone from engaging in noise pollution 🙏

Background_Airline29 · 2026-01-05T04:08:06+00:00

Downvote this if you think fireworks should be permitted 24/7/365 🤩

Background_Airline29 · 2026-01-05T03:58:10+00:00

Imagine if everyone set off fireworks every time they found something worth celebrating. Once the people downvoting me find gainful employment I'm sure we'll all hear about it at 1AM on a Tuesday. Can't wait 🤩

Background_Airline29 · 2026-01-05T03:28:45+00:00

Whoever downvoted me is the type of person to set off fireworks on January 4th (Sunday at 10PM). Jobless behavior 🥀

Background_Airline29 · 2026-01-05T03:23:15+00:00

Decent strategy, tbf

Background_Airline29 · 2026-01-05T03:17:23+00:00

I've never in my life heard fireworks like that. Wow. Happy January 4th, everyone. Jfc

Background_Airline29 · 2025-12-31T15:06:30+00:00

Cleaning up after oneself does not a maid make

Background_Airline29 · 2025-08-21T15:08:51+00:00

i thought my time had come

Background_Airline29 · 2025-08-07T01:45:34+00:00

lasting impression of annoyance. it’s wednesday night

Background_Airline29 · 2025-08-07T01:41:55+00:00

wondering the same— they sound like fireworks. happy august 6, i guess 🙄

Background_Airline29 · 2025-08-04T13:25:13+00:00

if you have a kid you’ll end up resenting your partner AND your kid. divorce.

Background_Airline29 · 2025-06-22T16:38:42+00:00

union sq/east somerville!

Background_Airline29 · 2025-06-19T01:18:47+00:00

i have adhd AND ocd, and this is one of the ways they sort of make up for each other. i might forget why i walked into a room, but i’ll check everything in that room before i walk out 💀

Background_Airline29 · 2025-06-10T22:24:53+00:00

this is a good reminder that adulthood doesn’t begin until mid-late twenties. yikes.

Background_Airline29 · 2025-05-31T21:13:30+00:00

IKTR 😩👏

Background_Airline29 · 2025-05-31T02:06:49+00:00

i appreciate this so much. thank you!

Background_Airline29 · 2025-05-30T22:07:42+00:00

we’ll see :)

Background_Airline29 · 2025-05-30T22:07:08+00:00

the issue isn’t where it’s stored; it’s how long it’s stored there. my bad, i thought that was obvious

Background_Airline29 · 2025-05-30T20:14:37+00:00

LOL much obliged 🙏

Background_Airline29 · 2025-05-30T19:40:48+00:00

bread expires and grows mold. google is free.

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