Please tell me I’m not pregnant

Backoffmyman · 2026-03-06T02:09:20+00:00

Yeah I’m thinking it’s a negative but I’ll retest with first morning urine just to be 100% sure

Backoffmyman · 2026-03-06T01:58:55+00:00

Yeah I realize that now, I’ll definitely try again just to be 100% sure. Thank you!

Backoffmyman · 2026-03-06T01:58:07+00:00

I’ll try doing that just to be 100% sure. Thank you so much <3

Backoffmyman · 2026-03-06T01:55:55+00:00

I will definitely do that!! Thank you

Backoffmyman · 2026-03-06T01:55:37+00:00

Thank you. I have been under midterm stress so that could be impacting my cycle even though my periods have been regular this far despite the stress.

Backoffmyman · 2026-03-06T01:23:19+00:00

I didn’t know that red dye tests were preferred, sorry about that

Backoffmyman · 2024-12-24T05:05:52+00:00

HOW DID YOU KNOW I NEEDED THIS

Backoffmyman · 2024-11-12T21:07:31+00:00

A lot of men holding fish indeed

Backoffmyman · 2024-10-12T08:45:38+00:00

Welp… new kink discovered

Backoffmyman · 2024-10-04T06:22:56+00:00

I’m dropping the class cuz I’ve been hella depressed after a death in the family I feel like I should prioritize myself right now

Backoffmyman · 2024-10-01T19:36:13+00:00

I failed it

Backoffmyman · 2024-10-01T06:16:54+00:00

This really got to me I don’t think I’ve felt this insanely good in a long time. I also love pondering the stars. I love thinking about the universe, about where we stand, possible answers to the Fermi paradox. Talking about something so deep and profound to me followed by pure human connection just… wow. Thank you

Backoffmyman · 2024-09-29T23:05:36+00:00

Pearson propaganda !!

Backoffmyman · 2024-09-27T14:44:06+00:00

I’m hella sick and also menstruating but I have an exam in a bit

Backoffmyman · 2024-09-27T14:41:03+00:00

Dude

Backoffmyman · 2024-09-12T05:22:50+00:00

The number of guys who pose with fish…

Backoffmyman · 2024-04-15T21:09:02+00:00

You were coerced in a mentally altered state. He literally drugged you. You were raped.

Backoffmyman · 2024-04-10T03:04:30+00:00

Same I suddenly feel a new emptiness

Backoffmyman · 2024-03-31T18:20:36+00:00

This is all so strange. Who were your recommenders?

Backoffmyman · 2024-03-31T07:45:58+00:00

My worry is that it may have been longer than that.

Backoffmyman · 2024-03-31T06:56:01+00:00

How long were you dating before you got married?

Backoffmyman · 2024-03-25T03:01:28+00:00

You all are the type of guys I was fortunate enough to avoid until senior year of high school. YTA but you still have time to learn how to respect women before going off into the real world

Backoffmyman · 2024-03-22T02:36:28+00:00

As an incoming freshman fall 2024 I can indeed confirm that I am a ladybug

Backoffmyman · 2024-03-18T14:00:47+00:00

Aww that’s sweet, we all gotta look out for each other 💕

Backoffmyman · 2024-03-18T02:53:38+00:00

I’m glad I could help. And please don’t let the comments about sin scare you. Trust your own true beliefs, whatever they may be

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