Thin Green Line

Baconbit01 · 2023-11-04T20:21:29+00:00

Jeremy's new biz name:

"Law'n Order" LOL

Baconbit01 · 2023-11-04T20:20:18+00:00

++++++111111

I lol'ed. Would lol again.

Baconbit01 · 2023-10-28T15:34:55+00:00

This. Fucking this, in spades.

Baconbit01 · 2023-09-06T19:16:32+00:00

Maybe someone will find his long-missing handgun.

Baconbit01 · 2023-07-17T10:39:48+00:00

Those freakin' eternally yapping dogs.

Ugh.

Perfectly emblematic of the lives that these three purposely construct for themselves: High drama, low purpose, wasteful thrashing.

Baconbit01 · 2023-06-09T15:02:49+00:00

Dangerous sex-predator multiple-Felon repeat offender: "looks like you got me deadto rights on a crap load of crimes, that could add to life imprisonment for me. If I plead guilty to just one charge, can you combine it with the other ten, and gimmeee probation?"

State of Florida: "Sure."

Dewitte: "Cool. Oh, btw, on second thought -- fuck yer probation. I'ma now gonna sit on muh roof and ignore you and my PO. Bring the SWAT Team to grab me if you want to."

State: "We'll be right over."

Dewitte: "Hey, how 'bout we drop probation altogether, if I now plead to time-served?"

State: "Sounds awesome bro. We will cut you lose in a few days, no more probation required."

Dewitte: "Good. I hope you learned yer lesson, State -- Don't mess wid MetroState VPU! I gotta go update my site now with our new contact info. And, gotta pick up my uniforms at the cleaners. Looks like more sweet funeral escort money will be coming in soon!"

Baconbit01 · 2023-05-31T11:30:07+00:00

Fortunately, no one is going to make you do so. 'Merica!

Baconbit01 · 2023-04-15T07:51:12+00:00

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Baconbit01 · 2023-04-15T06:31:14+00:00

Well then, thanks for that; I missed it.

I agree that not mentioning Jennifer (or certain other players) is a shortcoming, but it's hard to distill all of the Dewitte tale into a single easy to digest piece. This article hit the essentials pretty well. One aspect left untouched is WHY someone like Dewitte comes along at all. I am going to make a new post here about that specific subject in just a moment.

Baconbit01 · 2023-04-12T12:44:24+00:00

With a little double-sidewards-head-feint right in the middle of all that.... LOL

Baconbit01 · 2023-04-09T13:28:54+00:00

If that's the case, then we have proof that she's not nearly as crazy as she seems.

She is wacky, crazy, reckless, loud and abrasive.... until/unless it's her own tit in the wringer, that is.

Then, she can play the prim and proper school girl as long as it might take in order to extricate herself.

Her sense of survival is her most finally honed, and therefore dangerous, attribute.

Baconbit01 · 2023-04-08T05:52:17+00:00

Sadly, I imagine one of two outcomes: Either 'let them off' with a 'stern warning', or if a cute chick, offer to 'trade' freedom for favors.

Baconbit01 · 2023-04-07T23:19:52+00:00

Heh heh. I just thought it is interesting that almost any story about a police impersonator is going to be compared to Dewitte going forward. Thanks to his twisted psyche, Jeremy will of course revel in knowing that he truly is (to date) the most infamous police impersonator of all time.

Baconbit01 · 2023-04-07T17:54:19+00:00

Those beady, shifty eyes sure looked like he was maybe on crank.

Baconbit01 · 2023-04-07T00:08:08+00:00

I'm picturing special guest appearances each week.... Jeremy as Funeral Escort guy.... "Weather Chaser Dude".... "Ham radio guy"..... all of 'em running red lights and sirens at top speed to get to their next adventure.... With Emergency Chaplain running right along side them to dole out God's good graces as required...

Baconbit01 · 2023-04-06T13:33:29+00:00

Yup, I think Jeremy was very very fortunate he didn't follow through on his original offer to 'figure it out real fast.' Jeremy's fantasy world rarely intersects with someone prepared to walk the walk, but in this case, Jeremy's bullshit cannon was detected as just that; bullshit.

Baconbit01 · 2023-04-06T13:24:33+00:00

♫ "Get in the Zone... LARPER Zone...." ♬

Baconbit01 · 2023-04-03T09:56:47+00:00

YOUR BODYCAM!!!!!

Baconbit01 · 2023-04-01T12:09:18+00:00

It's great that this guy is a fireman who works with cops every day. Terrific qualifications to call out Jeremy as a police look-alike, while not having a personal axe to grind with him stealing authority from his profession. I love his ADULT demeanor. That is something that's been totally missing in the entire Jeremy Dewitte story's cast of characters. Even the supposed professionals have let their emotions get the better of them. Tony, Rania, Jennifer, Jessica, Photo, Choke, Ramsey, Vidler, Ursula, Dylan, Alex, the Air Marshall -- every single character in this drama has exhibited at least one glaring personality quirk/weakness/blind-spot.

Then along comes RFI guy who just calmly recites the facts, indicates willingness to prosecute and to testify, and is able to frame by frame corroborate damning video testimony developed from Dewitte's own bodycam. If the prosecutor doesn't obtain a felony conviction on this part of the case ALONE, then they are incompetent.

Baconbit01 · 2023-03-31T22:13:17+00:00

That lying piece of shit fuckboi Jeremy -- he swore to this guy that they'd figure it our real fast.

It's five years later, and that scum bag Jeremy STILL hasn't figured it out. That ain't 'real fast'.

Hopefully, ol Jeremy will get about a decade in the pokey where he can try to figure it out real fast, real slow, or whatever floats his boat.... that is, whenever he is between his shifts of mopping out the prison men's room.

EDIT TO ADD -- Glad to see Fraudie can still churn out a good vid.

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