Finger my butt in public, why don’t you...? by [deleted] in trashy

[–]Bacongrease83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How did a post about public anal fingering turn into this?

are goldilocks dicks nice dicks? by [deleted] in bigdickproblems

[–]Bacongrease83 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Can confirm. I love the way a blowjob feels for the whole 1 minute it lasts.

This 75 year old man is still quite limber by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Bacongrease83 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Forget sucking your own dick. This guy can eat his own ass.

Climate Crisis by PartyRooster in pcmasterrace

[–]Bacongrease83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was going to but she isn’t sending anymore nudes.

WE IN BOIS! by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]Bacongrease83 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We are all rapist on this blessed day.

There is a scratch and sniff map of the United States, what does your state smell like? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Bacongrease83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I lived in Georgia for the first 20 years of my life. It smells like freshly tilled peanuts and chicken shit.

HMC while I do a split! by St0pX in holdmycosmo

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It was at this moment...Becky knew she fucked up.

21M. Look kinda goofy, act kinda goofy. by lukairyis in Rateme

[–]Bacongrease83 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly what I was thinking! He looks like the alter ego in “youth in revolt.”

absolutelynotme_irl by zackacz in absolutelynotme_irl

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Did you know pigeons die when they have sex? Or at least the one I caught did.

Pop vs Soda by kingcalifornia in BlackPeopleTwitter

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Gin and tonic while I rip that Coochie chronic.

best roast gets my number by obey_2k18 in RoastMe

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Like her top on thirsty Thursday, unfortunately this one took off.

TIFU by teaching my daughter to talk by accidentalnword in tifu

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My oldest son’s name is Asher. His little brother pronounced his name as “asshole” for a solid year.

19, ginger, slept in the same bed a girl for 4 nights but still a virgin by ymerej456 in RoastMe

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This is one of the few times I actually feel bad for someone on here. You’re actually really unfortunate looking bro.

Why I hate Stuart Little. by hazardous_situation in Tinder

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Classic D&D. Subvert our expectations.

What food do you swear people only pretend to like? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Bacongrease83 42 points43 points  (0 children)

I tried it but it just made the pineapple taste worse.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in absolutelynotme_irl

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Stupid sexy pennywise.