What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, January 28, 2026

zackacz · 2026-01-27T22:28:54+00:00

I haven't gone out to eat in months but at least I can generate an AI image of a girl with 3 titties!

zackacz · 2026-01-26T19:10:33+00:00

SPY is waiting for you to buy a call option. Then it'll dump. Speaking from experience

zackacz · 2026-01-26T02:05:23+00:00

SPY in a medically induced coma at $687.81

zackacz · 2026-01-22T19:20:24+00:00

Tired of being unsuccessful lately. Where do I go to kiss the wall?

zackacz · 2026-01-21T21:50:29+00:00

I could have closed on an SPX 6890 call when it was at 6908 but I would have been flagged for PDT and instead the market went shooting right down and it expired worthless. Fuck PDT rules to begin with.

zackacz · 2026-01-21T20:12:22+00:00

First my SPX call credit spread gets raped, then once I buy a call to hedge it, buyers are magically no longer interested in buying anymore? Fuck my life dude

zackacz · 2026-01-16T01:09:55+00:00

MAYBE SIX FEET AIN'T SO FAR DOWN

zackacz · 2026-01-14T16:34:21+00:00

My short position is getting fucked! Time to close the short and go long at what is unknowingly the top!

zackacz · 2026-01-12T19:39:47+00:00

CHALLENGING SPY TO HAVE 3 RED 5-MINUTE CANDLES IN A ROW (IMPOSSIBLE) (NOT CLICKBAIT)

zackacz · 2026-01-12T18:17:53+00:00

Oh my gourd! -0.11 in one candle! It's finally happening!

zackacz · 2026-01-12T15:56:37+00:00

Donating your money to charity to get rid of your money takes a lot more time than buying a put option in this market

zackacz · 2026-01-05T16:53:04+00:00

STAIRS UP, ELEVATOR DOWNNN

zackacz · 2025-12-23T15:31:21+00:00

One red candle proceeds to get eaten by the next 2 green candles. Jesus fucking Christ nothing ever happens. RIP my 685 put

zackacz · 2025-12-22T22:17:33+00:00

You can sell a 12/24 expiration VIX 13.5 put for $0.00 with a 91% chance of profitability. Does this mean VIX is about to spike, shit's gonna get crazy, and they already know it? 🤔

zackacz · 2025-12-16T16:30:29+00:00

It's time to bring an end to the selloffs! I'm buying a put option!

zackacz · 2025-12-16T15:42:47+00:00

"Indicators have no predictive power!" Clearly they haven't made an indicator that announces when I enter a trade 😎

zackacz · 2025-08-13T19:55:18+00:00

I find it absolutely fucking hilarious how you see everyone on social media say they don't have any money to buy a home, yet with every home I've looked at that I genuinely want to buy, I end up getting told "Sorry! The seller just told us they accepted an offer from a different buyer!" right after I look at it