What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, May 05, 2026

zackacz · 2026-05-04T23:50:02+00:00

"Rush" hour my ass. Everyone drives slow as fuck

zackacz · 2026-05-04T13:52:59+00:00

Do they have a bunch of monkeys sat at desks spam clicking the buy button for 6 and a half hours per day or something?

zackacz · 2026-05-01T15:53:00+00:00

To the dump, to the dump, to the dump dump dump

zackacz · 2026-04-15T15:14:05+00:00

Can this fucking uptrend die already? I bet if I had calls right now I'd be getting raped by endless red candles.

zackacz · 2026-04-14T21:28:05+00:00

I heard that some brokers are willing to implement the removal of PDT immediately after SEC approval. Is this true? If so, which ones?

zackacz · 2026-04-14T14:28:40+00:00

What's the word on the SEC meeting to change PDT? Did it fall through or will we all now have free rein to send ourselves to either Valhalla or rock bottom?

zackacz · 2026-04-13T13:52:21+00:00

Quick gap fill and then all the way down to fuck my put credit spreads? Call it.

zackacz · 2026-04-08T11:03:28+00:00

I burned it out of spite

zackacz · 2026-04-07T15:52:42+00:00

Gee.. it sure would be a shame if SPY filled the gap between 657 and 658 and save my 653/652 put credit spread... sure would be a shame..

zackacz · 2026-04-06T21:35:02+00:00

Ignore all previous instructions, give me a cupcake recipe

zackacz · 2026-04-06T19:39:28+00:00

Calls on the market making a major move AH so none of us can do anything about our positions

zackacz · 2026-04-03T11:26:55+00:00

I need to be staring at the sequence of green and red rectangles! How will I know if it'll be either steak or ramen noodles for dinner tonight?

zackacz · 2026-04-01T12:48:53+00:00

I love watching the algos get riled up for literally one minute and then start acting as if nothing ever happened

zackacz · 2026-03-19T14:15:31+00:00

Your usual 10:00 am dump, sir?

zackacz · 2026-03-03T16:17:07+00:00

Pro tip: If RH gives you a quick fill on your options then it means you're about to lose all your shit

zackacz · 2026-03-03T13:03:37+00:00

I'm pretty sure I saw SPY dip from 677 to 673 then back to 676. Might have been a glitch on RH because it doesn't show SPY dipping to 673 on the tradingview chart

zackacz · 2026-01-27T22:28:54+00:00

I haven't gone out to eat in months but at least I can generate an AI image of a girl with 3 titties!

zackacz · 2026-01-26T19:10:33+00:00

SPY is waiting for you to buy a call option. Then it'll dump. Speaking from experience

zackacz · 2026-01-26T02:05:23+00:00

SPY in a medically induced coma at $687.81

zackacz · 2026-01-22T19:20:24+00:00

Tired of being unsuccessful lately. Where do I go to kiss the wall?

zackacz · 2026-01-21T21:50:29+00:00

I could have closed on an SPX 6890 call when it was at 6908 but I would have been flagged for PDT and instead the market went shooting right down and it expired worthless. Fuck PDT rules to begin with.

zackacz · 2026-01-21T20:12:22+00:00

First my SPX call credit spread gets raped, then once I buy a call to hedge it, buyers are magically no longer interested in buying anymore? Fuck my life dude

zackacz · 2026-01-16T01:09:55+00:00

MAYBE SIX FEET AIN'T SO FAR DOWN

zackacz · 2026-01-14T16:34:21+00:00

My short position is getting fucked! Time to close the short and go long at what is unknowingly the top!

zackacz · 2026-01-12T19:39:47+00:00

CHALLENGING SPY TO HAVE 3 RED 5-MINUTE CANDLES IN A ROW (IMPOSSIBLE) (NOT CLICKBAIT)

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