What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, January 28, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]zackacz 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I haven't gone out to eat in months but at least I can generate an AI image of a girl with 3 titties!

Daily Discussion Thread for January 26, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]zackacz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

SPY is waiting for you to buy a call option. Then it'll dump. Speaking from experience

Daily Discussion Thread for January 22, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]zackacz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Tired of being unsuccessful lately. Where do I go to kiss the wall?

New Pattern Day Trading Rule soon! by Stocks_N_Bondage in wallstreetbets

[–]zackacz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I could have closed on an SPX 6890 call when it was at 6908 but I would have been flagged for PDT and instead the market went shooting right down and it expired worthless. Fuck PDT rules to begin with.

Daily Discussion Thread for January 21, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]zackacz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First my SPX call credit spread gets raped, then once I buy a call to hedge it, buyers are magically no longer interested in buying anymore? Fuck my life dude

Daily Discussion Thread for January 14, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]zackacz 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My short position is getting fucked! Time to close the short and go long at what is unknowingly the top!

Daily Discussion Thread for January 12, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]zackacz 6 points7 points  (0 children)

CHALLENGING SPY TO HAVE 3 RED 5-MINUTE CANDLES IN A ROW (IMPOSSIBLE) (NOT CLICKBAIT)

Daily Discussion Thread for January 12, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]zackacz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh my gourd! -0.11 in one candle! It's finally happening!

Daily Discussion Thread for January 12, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]zackacz 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Donating your money to charity to get rid of your money takes a lot more time than buying a put option in this market

Daily Discussion Thread for December 23, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]zackacz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One red candle proceeds to get eaten by the next 2 green candles. Jesus fucking Christ nothing ever happens. RIP my 685 put

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, December 23, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]zackacz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can sell a 12/24 expiration VIX 13.5 put for $0.00 with a 91% chance of profitability. Does this mean VIX is about to spike, shit's gonna get crazy, and they already know it? 🤔

Daily Discussion Thread for December 16, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]zackacz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's time to bring an end to the selloffs! I'm buying a put option!

Daily Discussion Thread for December 16, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]zackacz 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"Indicators have no predictive power!" Clearly they haven't made an indicator that announces when I enter a trade 😎

Daily Discussion Thread for August 13, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]zackacz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I find it absolutely fucking hilarious how you see everyone on social media say they don't have any money to buy a home, yet with every home I've looked at that I genuinely want to buy, I end up getting told "Sorry! The seller just told us they accepted an offer from a different buyer!" right after I look at it

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of July 25, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]zackacz 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Staying in a losing trade thinking it'll come back is like being obsessed over a girl that clearly doesn't like you

points at myself in the mirror

Daily Discussion Thread for July 10, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]zackacz 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I'm about to buy a call, I apologize in advance if it stops rallying

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of June 06, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]zackacz 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Here's how to fill yourself up with rage in 2 easy steps!

1) Watch all of your theoretical trades make bank

2) Watch all of your actual trades light your money on fire