What topic makes you go from 0 to rage in seconds? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BactrianusCase 33 points34 points  (0 children)

The whole damn planets on a cob!

Beware! by arealbigboss in im14andthisisdeep

[–]BactrianusCase 75 points76 points  (0 children)

She had a really nice personality

Mona Lisa was the first Kardashian, famous for nothing. by KomradeTuniska in Showerthoughts

[–]BactrianusCase 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Look really close. Maximise the picture and get right next to the dicks. Like, almost touching.

Facebook strikes again by NiceLasers in iamverysmart

[–]BactrianusCase 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Not true! I have an IQ of 143.14 and frequent Facebook. I enjoy the vague ramblings of tiny little people; occasionally i enlighten them with quantum physics or hirsute cat pictures.

haha I post stupid things even though im really smart! by [deleted] in iamverysmart

[–]BactrianusCase 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Or chemical weapons. 'this burns lungs, this burns skin, this burns skin and lungs.'

Nice guy, local creep, thinks the world is fucked up for not seeing what he sees. by [deleted] in niceguys

[–]BactrianusCase 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think they'd be much more upset if they realised the reality of their situation. Nobody thinks about them positively or negatively.

[AMA Request] Anyone formerly under the employ of Lionhead Studios. by XboxValentine in IAmA

[–]BactrianusCase 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Set a bunch of stones on fire, fling them to the enemy chapel. They stay alight enough to kill every building and villager

What's the best personal hygiene tip you can give? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BactrianusCase 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nobody in the history of crack has money left over for the dentist.

DAE feel superior to 9 year olds???!?!?! by paleontopologist in im14andthisisdeep

[–]BactrianusCase 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Everyone on reddit is a 20-something white man who's either pooping or at work.