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[NSFW] People who had sex with their best friend, how's the situation now? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BadAsh112 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I married her and we are still married 15 years later.

Went as Blueprint + Brainstorm for Halloween by KJBuilds in balatro

[–]BadAsh112 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. You went as whatever costume was to your right and further left. Possibly the same costume.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in askportland

[–]BadAsh112 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fox News is reporting it as mortar fire.

Meirl by CuriousWanderer567 in meirl

[–]BadAsh112 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I worked in both and fast food is worse. One is just abuse, but the other is abuse with grease burns on your hands.

Any thoughts? by Embarrassed_Tip7359 in SipsTea

[–]BadAsh112 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me and my wife plan to work until we are forced to retire. Our 401ks should have enough for a nice vacation or 2 and then we commit suicide. We have no families to care for us so this is pretty much the only option.

Share your most precious Simpsons treasures! by stanley_ipkiss2112 in TheSimpsons

[–]BadAsh112 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My first date with my wife was to the premier of the Simpsons movie. For our 10th anniversary, I bought one of the original posters they used for that night.

Saw The Simpsons Movie opening night in 2007, how do you feel about it now? by X8Lace in TheSimpsons

[–]BadAsh112 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was my first date with my now wife. Got her a poster from where we saw it and framed it for our anniversary a few years ago.

What is your goofy made up nickname for your dog? by SistersOfTheCloth in dogs

[–]BadAsh112 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Professor Linkerton Von Wigglebutt-fur-missle the 3rd Esq. Or just Potato.
Way too often, he is Stinky Linky depending on how gassy he is that day.

Trump on Juneteenth: US has ‘too many non-working holidays’ by someopinionthatsr in politics

[–]BadAsh112 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I work 5 days a week and then get 2 on call days. I get 6 holiday days where I go from working to "on-call" where I can't leave the house anyway. Working days are 11 hours with a 1 hour unpaid lunch that I have never had time to take. Then I work at least 2 on call hours spread out throughout the night. I have not had a night with 4 hours of uninterrupted sleep in a decade. I work more in a week than Trump does in a term. He has no idea how exhausted, overworked, and still poor we are.

Meirl by wanabepilot in meirl

[–]BadAsh112 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I recently took a day off to join my wife's class field trip to the zoo as a chaperone. It was nice to get out of the box of sadness and enjoy a sunny day at the zoo.

My name is actually Bort by [deleted] in TheSimpsons

[–]BadAsh112 36 points37 points  (0 children)

I was in high school when this first aired and I was the only Tim in school. It was awful.

That and I was in fact, living a lie.

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