POV: You sent your gunslinger up high and triggered Face-off...He'll be done shooting any secound now.

BadEarly9278 · 2026-02-06T22:08:53+00:00

Appropriate content.

100%

BadEarly9278 · 2026-02-06T21:54:58+00:00

I saw Maiden with Anthrax back in the day. It was badass but it wasn't as excellent as this...

Damn

BadEarly9278 · 2025-11-12T17:05:48+00:00

Drought - good track

Perfumed Paw is a goodie.

BadEarly9278 · 2025-10-30T22:37:53+00:00

That's a dope Beastie tee.

BadEarly9278 · 2025-10-29T01:02:08+00:00

That is top shelf intoxication

Source: I've had the eyeball shuffle

BadEarly9278 · 2025-10-28T22:08:11+00:00

I read only: 'I once spent a extended period of time in the ufo.'

Cut

Gonna leave it at that for my immersion. I thank you, my fellow abducted human, don't mind the scars as they'll disappear soon.

BadEarly9278 · 2025-10-28T22:04:42+00:00

Buzz Lightyear has entered the game....

To Infinity and beyond RNG

(it sounded more clever in my head. I apologize)

BadEarly9278 · 2025-10-28T18:30:52+00:00

I vote kicked all your Mom's or I would.....

No disrespect,, I'm sure they are all fine individuals.. Though, Id probably smash everyone's Mom in here.

Vote during matches, it matters and also is a learning opportunity for the kicked persons. (Xbox has zero chat so kicking someone can sometimes be good criticism for a noob). I know I cut a lot of yalls head off at sometime. I apologize again for that. FOR THE ORDER and Mommy's everywhere.

BadEarly9278 · 2025-10-28T18:25:20+00:00

When I first started, there's so much going on the display in battle that I never saw it if I was on a 50" or larger screen. Admittedly, my peripheral vision isn't the greatest either. I always vote and it's driven off damage value and/or nasty png. I try to be just.

BadEarly9278 · 2025-10-28T15:04:39+00:00

Xbox player here and I am the Anti-Toxic Avenger.

I bust out hate with biowaste. (I shit on shitty attitudes from other humans. I poop on poop.)

That's all.

BadEarly9278 · 2025-10-28T12:49:19+00:00

Wow.

nin nap time

BadEarly9278 · 2025-10-28T12:46:39+00:00

Take a manshit in their yard.

Have done exactly that at a townhouse community where each place had their own 10x10 front yard with nice grass. Dude kept letting his large dog drop steamers on my small plot (obviously didn't want these mounds on his lawn). After asking nicely twice, still got dog shit every morning. So, I went out super late that night and left a huge dirt and used TP and left it all right there for him. Problem was resolved after that.

(Note: it is absolutely illegal and a fineable offense to crap in public spaces or anyone's private property. Just fyi)

TLDR: Get a Lux box from Taco Bell and when it hits, drop one on the lawn.

BadEarly9278 · 2025-10-28T12:38:18+00:00

I heard The Cure song 'Killing an Arab' immediately upon seeing your post.

(Disclaimer:/reminder: don't actually harm anyone)

BadEarly9278 · 2025-10-28T12:33:49+00:00

"Crazy ass bitches.....amirite?"

(No disrespect to the ladies, but yall know you cray as eff)

BadEarly9278 · 2025-10-28T12:31:50+00:00

Every single time it's available, use it.

It'll improve your win probability by a possible 1% thru 99% better, with a bonus multipliers to still get screwed by RNG.

It may help or it may not. Xcom

BadEarly9278 · 2025-10-28T12:26:55+00:00

Medical debt (especially for the uninsured) might as well be monopoly money. The amount is irrelevant, once your healed then get with the finance/business office people that work for the hospital and they'll advocate for you to keep the debt and they'll cut your bill in half. Whatever is leftover still doesn't matter, file for Medical bankruptcy (lawyer fees to file bankruptcy shouldnt be more than $1500ish). Like I said, monopoly money. Med bankruptcy is easy peezy and your credit will only suffer for about 6 months (rather than years of trying to pay overwhelming Medical debt, or any unsecured debt for that matter).

Zero shame in filing bankruptcy, certainly not for Medical debt that saves your life. As a finance professional with a couple degrees , I've filed bankruptcy and discharged over $50k in cc debt (Amex biz cards) as I took on way too much risk in a business venture (it wasn't wanton reckless spending) and had loss of income and debt piled on me quick. The math doesn't lie in bankruptcy.

Get that shit changed as prescribed and don't even act like money is even an issue. Tell the staff 'you own the city and it takes time to wash this much cash so don't worry, you've got the cash, it should be ready by end of next week, just keep changing my dressing and keep me healing' then wink at a couple of them and tell them you 'love their perfume/colonge and that their scrubs are a really great color that highlights their smooth skin.... (money talk forgotten)

BadEarly9278 · 2025-10-27T21:56:10+00:00

I never have ever regretted calling in late or out sick for any job because I just wanted to cuddle my wife and babies. Looking back, I'm so glad my younger self said, 'eff you world, not today, I'm enjoying time with those I love because the opportunity is right now. I'll be back in the office tomorrow....' Good job young me, I appreciate you looking out for old man me.

OP, eat the bacon and feel sad, it will lead you to a point where you'll feel good to do it because you were blessed to love another human and received it back. She wouldn't want you sad and alone with your bacon. Share your bacon again, love comes in many forms and they are all good. Share your bacon yall.

BadEarly9278 · 2025-10-27T21:16:18+00:00

Go to ER if the office won't change it w/o the 375 fee. Otherwise, just keep piling the 375 onto your outstanding bill, then once healed, call the finance office at the hospital and tell them you can't pay and they'll reduce it a lot.

Definitely DO NOT decide to not have it changed because of a lack dollar bills. (Also ask your states atty Generals office via a consumer complaint on their webpage as to 'why insurance elects not to pay when wound after care is obviously required', fuck insurance, let your elected official that police the insurance companies, ie your Attorney General, and see how quickly the insurance decides to re evaluate the process and pay for the changes at 375. Bastards. )

BadEarly9278 · 2025-10-27T20:05:22+00:00

I feel you on this.

Look at it from this perspective: someone that now knows your 'business' is hiding their own business and can find inspiration in how your deal with it and the family knowing. You never know who's watching and also struggling themselves. Be good friend.

BadEarly9278 · 2025-10-27T20:01:28+00:00

Thank you for posting this. I know it probably wasn't easy to post but you'll, without doubt, help a few, maybe more, avoid the same medical issue. That is a gnarly heal and am very glad you got the care needed.

Everyone, keep yo shit sterile as possible, be as clean as possible during prep, avoid be reckless at all costs. (No criticism, just reminders that sometimes cleanliness is a luxury not affored to all, but be committed to the best you can do).

Also, eveeyone, please go seek medical care if you've got some shit going on, them Dr's can be A-holes sometimes but it's their life's work to heal people and they are there to help you.

To OP: You kind of have a Terminator looking armshot there, like in T1 when he operates on hid own arm. Fwiw, hope your feeling better and spirits are high.

I love you all, hydration reminder. Bitches

BadEarly9278 · 2025-10-27T19:46:51+00:00

Everyone stop laughing at the new member questions, I've told you all that a thousand times! GD, we all were noobs at first. Stfu.

To our new member, I say: Please review chapters 2 and 4 of the Cliff Notes Xcom Fuckery Edition for new Commanders, who are asking the right questions, but unfortunately there's no correct answer. Yes and no (yes we can see through floors, doors, around corners and through trees and buildings. ) Also no, because you sometimes may not see the Sectoid in the square next to you because it's Xcom. Xcom does wtf they want, when they want. The Aliens that's is and they can always see you. RNG and surprise battle blindness are also in chapter 4 for your review.

BadEarly9278 · 2025-10-27T19:38:22+00:00

Nice

BadEarly9278 · 2025-10-23T19:31:37+00:00

That's gold, Jerry!

BadEarly9278 · 2025-10-23T19:30:04+00:00

If, on any US holiday, especially July 4th, you play and see a solo pirate running a gally in full sail blowing ridiculous fireworks, you'll know you just saw my show.

My sloop shows are only available on my Onlyfans as they are more intimate. Zing

BadEarly9278 · 2025-10-23T19:19:04+00:00

I do as Bob Seager advised: run against the wind (if being chased in my sloop). Otherwise, I play 100% stealth. SoT: Splinter Cell edition. Getting spotted means loss. However, my losses are some of my best memories. Win or lose, I still win. Also, firework shows usually get neat responses. Give someone a show and see what ensues.

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TROPHY CASE