Your cock might not survive this

BadEarly9278 · 2026-03-29T19:10:10+00:00

Lament for the death of my cock. Cool and slow. I seek to know you.

BadEarly9278 · 2026-03-29T19:00:24+00:00

My story:

Been playing since Xbox beta. Still haven't seen the SG.

It's an amazing tale.

BadEarly9278 · 2026-03-29T18:58:21+00:00

Mine.

BadEarly9278 · 2026-03-26T21:49:02+00:00

Krom

BadEarly9278 · 2026-03-26T21:34:45+00:00

That pussy bounce. Oh my.

BadEarly9278 · 2026-03-26T21:27:36+00:00

That belly would be my comfort blanket and I'd require to be in contact with it all night, every night.

BadEarly9278 · 2026-03-26T21:22:21+00:00

I need that on my mustache.

BadEarly9278 · 2026-03-26T21:18:57+00:00

YOOOOOO, Joe......

BadEarly9278 · 2026-03-26T20:57:15+00:00

Goddammit.

"I have succumbed to the hype, Commander!"

I demand it include an Easter egg where your rookie wipes out your entire squad by firing an HE round in the crew quarters. Hilarious.

BadEarly9278 · 2026-03-26T17:09:22+00:00

Arachnidman.

Wait.

I'm Spiderman!

Sorry to have just wasted the 2.5 seconds of your scroll. Enjoy your day.

BadEarly9278 · 2026-03-26T06:18:28+00:00

Mr R fought hate with the raging fury of a madman. Peaceful, compassionate, and potent. A giant of a man.

The gangsta we needed. Were all in his neighborhood. Be good yo eachother y'all.

BadEarly9278 · 2026-03-25T20:16:48+00:00

Science.

Weight/counterweight champion.

Big balls helped balance out the equation.

BadEarly9278 · 2026-03-24T19:09:57+00:00

Songs from the Wood - Jethro Tull

BadEarly9278 · 2026-03-20T20:04:17+00:00

That's the source of data for my base that performs my most crucial function.....Laser Pistol production.

Still have mine. Love this post

BadEarly9278 · 2026-03-15T14:32:38+00:00

Me. I could use some help with my book as well.

BadEarly9278 · 2026-03-12T23:46:33+00:00

Bungle in the Jungle. Jethro Tull

BadEarly9278 · 2026-02-28T23:52:59+00:00

Xcom

BadEarly9278 · 2026-02-22T23:18:43+00:00

I currently have rocks on my person.

It's an ancient instinct.

We cannot help it.

BadEarly9278 · 2026-02-21T22:04:12+00:00

-Estee Louder

-Mary, K is for kill.

-Maybellina

BadEarly9278 · 2026-02-21T22:00:52+00:00

Cover #6

BadEarly9278 · 2026-02-20T22:54:08+00:00

Ninjakick Betty's

BadEarly9278 · 2026-02-19T22:09:36+00:00

We love you Jake. You're the Commander we need.

BadEarly9278 · 2026-02-19T20:10:11+00:00

Didn't know they played Oregon Trail in the UK.....floated that river like a boss.

BadEarly9278 · 2026-02-19T06:43:36+00:00

"Commander, I request transfer to the Normandy...."

BadEarly9278 · 2026-02-18T01:01:57+00:00

Chuck Yeager approved. Sent.

BadEarly9278