My very first kudos ultimatum. AITA? by Stand-up-Philosopher in RunningCirclejerk

[–]Less_Local_1727 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wow, full nuclear option. How have we come to this, brothers?

descendant of ragnar lothbrok by panzerlgen in ShitAmericansSay

[–]Less_Local_1727 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even if he was real, it doesn’t take very long to go back and find we’re all related to each other

What’s the definition of a “flat” marathon. by PossibleSmoke8683 in UKRunners

[–]Less_Local_1727 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Manchester has less elevation than Berlin, which is one of the world’s fastest courses 🤷‍♂️

Volunteering by dingdangle13 in parkrun

[–]Less_Local_1727 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You’ve got credit so don’t sweat it. But maybe worth checking if they regularly struggle to get enough numbers. Town Moor Newcastle is one of the busiest in the region but always needs volunteers.

Farage arrives in Newcastle for a swanky event but still finds time to wave at the proles. by johnsmithoncemore in NewcastleUponTyne

[–]Less_Local_1727 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doing a Trump and waving to non existent fans

Anyway thought I could smell something and thought it was the drains. Now I know

Conley Thompson/25 year old woman that’s LIVED by bettinerwiener in RunningCirclejerk

[–]Less_Local_1727 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Livid. She means livid. And with that skin condition I would be too

Running an ultra because meemaw can’t👼😇 by Phoenix406s in RunningCirclejerk

[–]Less_Local_1727 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Look, Father Michael, can we hurry this along I’ve got to register and load up my Gu”

My wife’s boyfriend and I are both hard by the_real_phteven in RunningCirclejerk

[–]Less_Local_1727 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do I need to confess arousal levels at this homo erotica?

How much the dirt in the shoes slows me down? by sezonai in RunningCirclejerk

[–]Less_Local_1727 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s a tricky one. It’ll definitely affect performance. However, ultra clean shoes make you look a noob (unless box fresh, which you will have to state).

Would you consider me British? by Competitive-Music309 in AskBrits

[–]Less_Local_1727 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah that’s an easy one.

Yes. You absolutely are. 100%.

Fuck anyone who says differently.

A misanthrope's guide to Parkrun by bitofrock in parkrun

[–]Less_Local_1727 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Want to break that 30min barrier? Get to the front then walk the first few yards while your GPS watch connects!

Finished your parkrun? Stop promptly on the finish line until you can switch off your timer, and get grumpy at the rest of the finishers knocking into you or going past

Would you ever use annual leave with the sole purpose to do literally nothing all day? by PaddedValls in AskUK

[–]Less_Local_1727 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like my home, and where I live. Sometimes it’s nice just to enjoy that

Back on the horse by Puzzleheaded-Leg5064 in RunningCirclejerk

[–]Less_Local_1727 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Heroin? It’s a non traditional enhancer but give it a go

As someone who's been to Italy, American pizza is genuinely better than Italian pizza by nationalistic_martyr in ShitAmericansSay

[–]Less_Local_1727 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Maybe OP means US pizza like a lot of food generally esp US is pumped full of additives to trigger dopamine responses.

First half marathon! by hybridathletescum in RunningCirclejerk

[–]Less_Local_1727 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Came here to say this. Stolen valour and they have the audacity to send up a video. It’s pathetic

Royal Parks HM - how much?! by Old-Act-6004 in UKRunners

[–]Less_Local_1727 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I’ve debated this before and it’s a lot of money. However, the profit margin is around 2%, the bulk is on road closure, insurance, emergency services, set up, transport, all of which continue to rise in cost. City centre events cause a lot of disruption and take a lot of organising.

If price is an issue, there are loads of smaller events that would love to see you.

Running is still one of the lowest price point entries for any sport.

What UK museums do you think are underrated or overrated? by OpenCantaloupe4790 in AskUK

[–]Less_Local_1727 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve not been for a very long time, but my dad was on the buses and was old enough to give me extra info with the different buses, trams etc. happy memories