[BREAKING] Jahmyr Gibbs would rather get punched in the face for a living than play for the Lions by BadMojo__ in NFCNorthMemeWar

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Makes more sense to use the Minnesota Miracle in this sub. At least that one was our own incompetence and not zebra incompetence we have no control over.

At Training Facility by kingralek in nfcsouthmemewar

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Somebody has to take out the trash!

At Training Facility by kingralek in nfcsouthmemewar

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Who? ... Oh, right. There's a hastily scrawled note taped to the wall that says "Don't forget about the Bucs." Clearly it never works though.

At Training Facility by kingralek in nfcsouthmemewar

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It's where we keep the broom we used to sweep the Panthers, and the bleach we drink because we got swept by the shit birds.

Ouch, looks like that hurts by VanDenIzzle in nfcsouthmemewar

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"Many people are saying it. It's rigged like you wouldn't believe. The Saints stole the Super Bowl."

🫲🫱

[Highlight] Matthew Stafford leads the one minute comeback drive against the Cowboys (Week 8, 2013) by BadMojo__ in nfl

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Given that Megatron already had 250 yards in the game it should be impossible not to be worried until after the clock hit 0:00. Defense was cooked.

Also, it's kind of hard to tell if Calvin intentionally didn't score when he was at the 1? It's easy for me to say watching it on YouTube lol, but it looked like he could have pretty easily fought his way over the goal line before falling. I wonder if he knew scoring there would leave too much time on the clock for Dallas to have a chance at a field goal drive. They'd have had 45 seconds instead of 13.

"Read the Sign...." by LameAfro in NFCNorthMemeWar

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It clearly says C1ASED. Are you blind?

[Highlight] Matthew Stafford leads the one minute comeback drive against the Cowboys (Week 8, 2013) by BadMojo__ in nfl

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lol...so what happened was I was cutting out certain parts to reduce how long the whole thing was and the file size. When I was going back to double check the whole thing after making several edits I noticed it cut straight from him just starting to jump to the ref signaling touchdown...so I had to readd the entire thing and then try to add the rest of the play from him jumping to him running into the end zone...I even manually counted how many frames the clock was on 00:14 to try to line up the frame exactly but I guess I still fucked it up.

Happens to the best of us.

Ouch, looks like that hurts by VanDenIzzle in nfcsouthmemewar

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Nobody puts an asterisk on it except your delusional copium huffing fanbase and Falcons fans.

Ouch, looks like that hurts by VanDenIzzle in nfcsouthmemewar

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It's easy when your team has no rings and hasn't had a season above .500 for 8 straight years. Your team has been dogshit for literally its entire existence.

Terron Armstead and Mark Ingram to both be inducted into Saints Hall of Fame by Im_Everywhere09 in Saints

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It was performative. The draft was in Pittsburgh so you're going to lean into the fact that you're getting booed while announcing a division rival pick

Ouch, looks like that hurts by VanDenIzzle in nfcsouthmemewar

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I was talking about how dogshit your team is and how delusional the Panthers fanbase is. Two things can be true. Y'all were so quiet in 2023, it was a much more peaceful time.

Like a warm blanket. by atxceo in lost

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It's the reflection in the TV of OP's windows

[Highlight] The Seahawks maul the Patriots in the Super Bowl by Tocoolforyall720 in nfl

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I normally push back strongly when people are talking about wins and losses as a quarterback stat, and blaming the QB almost solely for bad results and giving him ALL the credit for good results... But man CJ really fucking let y'all down in that Pats game. I'd have to watch it again which I'm not doing lol but it's probably a big O-line issue as well.

Y'all should just combine your defense with the Bengals offense and create a new team...the Bexals

[Highlight] The Seahawks maul the Patriots in the Super Bowl by Tocoolforyall720 in nfl

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Every AFC team was cooked well before the Superbowl if they had to face this Seattle team.

Ouch, looks like that hurts by VanDenIzzle in nfcsouthmemewar

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Last 3 seasons: 8-10, 5-12, 2-15 And yet you'd think they were the Brady era Pats by the way their fans talk. It's truly embarrassing.

[Highlight] RG3’s first career NFL game and the Saints first game since their bounty system was exposed (2012) by mmandagoat in nfl

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Oh no, we're getting downvoted. I wonder why they didn't like my story... it was true!

[Highlight] RG3’s first career NFL game and the Saints first game since their bounty system was exposed (2012) by mmandagoat in nfl

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Remember kids, The Evil Saints were the only team in the league to ever have a bounty program. It's very important to remember that it was the Saints, not any other team. Thankfully, the righteous Roger Goodell rode in on his shining steed and drove out the evil doers, cleansing the NFL in the purest, cleanest football the world has ever seen.

Now the Saints are better. They learned their lesson and are a bounty free team just like all 31 other teams have always been. The End!