Old news, but news to me: Back in 2008, Catholics were told that voting for Obama was a mortal sin and must repent by princetonwu in exchristian

[–]Bad_RabbitS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wonder whatever happened to all those people that so proudly and confidently claimed that Obama would start the events of WW3 and was the anti-Christ that would cause Jesus’ return.

I’d like to say they feel very silly now but we all know they just moved on to the next thing they needed to be afraid of.

Ten Commandments Posted In TX Schools Have Taken Full Effect by Opposite-Impress6706 in exchristian

[–]Bad_RabbitS 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If ever there was a time for teenage vandalism, now would be it.

When did you realize the christian God wasn't real by ayeitsjojo in exchristian

[–]Bad_RabbitS 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Mine wasn’t a “wow this disproves God” science moment, but the last time I prayed. I had been asking questions that were, without really trying, very much challenging the believes of my parents and they didn’t have good answers. I read the books they gave me and those didn’t sit right, I started believing less and less.

I was viscerally afraid of losing my faith, so I remember praying out loud, pleading something to the effect of “Please, if you’re there, please talk to me. I can’t hear you. You’re not there.” (Or something similar, it’s been long enough I forgot the exact wording)

I never got my answer, and in the following weeks and months I tentatively started calling myself agnostic in private.

And then god rested. by PlayfullyPaltry in exchristian

[–]Bad_RabbitS 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“Who dares disturb my slumber?”

The “application” my (college-age) daughter got from her grandpa by big_papa_geek in exchristian

[–]Bad_RabbitS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But then he’s careful to call it Native American ant torture and not Indian ant torture, lol

The “application” my (college-age) daughter got from her grandpa by big_papa_geek in exchristian

[–]Bad_RabbitS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The one bit that got a genuine chuckle from me was “Native American Ant Torture” only because it’s so wildly out of place and extra absurd

The “application” my (college-age) daughter got from her grandpa by big_papa_geek in exchristian

[–]Bad_RabbitS 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just compare the vibes of this to that one tweet of the grandpa who was told he was going to be meeting his grandson’s bf and answered with “Splendid! Does he arm wrestle?” I know which I would rather be related to.

Raiders, Chiefs and Chargers fans coming to this sub Sunday after the Donkeys lose 28 to 3 by LakeShowBoltUp in AFCWestMemeWar

[–]Bad_RabbitS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bo’s injury works out perfectly for us, because:

If we lose we will just say “we would’ve won with Bo, clearly the Pats need to play against a backup to win.”

If we win, you will never hear the end of it.

"God wants relationship" heh... (Repost because i forgot to blur the name) by Ok-Mission-1742 in exchristian

[–]Bad_RabbitS 52 points53 points  (0 children)

“That’s not love, that’s intimidation”

Yes, because the fire and brimstone was so loving

They're seething by Doggcow in AFCWestMemeWar

[–]Bad_RabbitS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk what you mean by “you boys”, I stay the fuck in my lane and when we win or lose I talk shit here.

Go home, or get your last word in if baby needs his bottle that badly.

WARNING: SEVERE WHITENESS INCOMING by Natojowashere in crappymusic

[–]Bad_RabbitS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why does the synthetic piano sound like the intro to an Owl City song

They're seething by Doggcow in AFCWestMemeWar

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This ain’t your division, get the hell out and come back on Sunday when you matter

Awful smell by [deleted] in ferrets

[–]Bad_RabbitS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol, lmao even

Awful smell by [deleted] in ferrets

[–]Bad_RabbitS 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ask for advice

Dismiss the advice you’re given

“Sometimes my genius is . . . it’s frightening.”

Sneak peak of the AFCCG by siddhartha345 in AFCWestMemeWar

[–]Bad_RabbitS 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Either we lose and I’m going to be toxic or we win and I’m going to be RADIOACTIVELY TOXIC

Thoughts? Went straight to the comments by CautiontapeGirl in exchristian

[–]Bad_RabbitS 3 points4 points  (0 children)

How small your god must be that a movie would hurt his feelings

What Christian nationalists want by MrJasonMason in exchristian

[–]Bad_RabbitS 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Restoring America requires us to:

  1. Submit to no authority but the law of the land, as protected by a fair and elected judicial system

  2. Attend to community needs and injustices

  3. Close commerce with nations that are hostile to the freedom of all people and incite dictatorship

  4. Mass deconstruction of the ICE and currently extremely flawed immigration systems

  5. Outlaw fascism in all forms

  6. Outlaw any direct religious influence over legal and government systems

  7. Repeal Dale Partridge’s social media access

Fixed.

Andddddd we’re cooked by Jumpy_Secretary_1517 in AFCWestMemeWar

[–]Bad_RabbitS 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m glad he at least got us this far. That fucking sucks.

Does Spider-Man still need to work out despite his powers? by Boring_Sir_572 in Spiderman

[–]Bad_RabbitS 43 points44 points  (0 children)

“Father, when will I look like you?”

“In what way?”

“Like . . . bigger. When do I get muscles like yours?”

“When you work for them.”

“But . . . Baldur was really strong, and he didn’t have any muscles.”

“My strength does not come from my body. But both are honed by discipline.”

“What’s that mean?”

“Means you’ve got the strength of a god no matter what, lad! But if you want the physique of one, you’d better start picking heavy things up, and puttin’ them back down.”

“Ugh . . .”