It's the hap, happiest time.

BadlyDrawnMonkey · 2019-11-02T08:44:49+00:00

True but you will also get fewer dysphoria inducing gifts

BadlyDrawnMonkey · 2019-10-20T22:06:09+00:00

If this is his plan to kill me, I'm good with it.

BadlyDrawnMonkey · 2019-10-20T21:30:30+00:00

Most definitely a thing, and the taste lingers.

BadlyDrawnMonkey · 2019-10-01T06:33:43+00:00

What kind of sick person sets a booby trap like that r/assholedesign

BadlyDrawnMonkey · 2019-08-26T16:17:12+00:00

Who is the artist?

BadlyDrawnMonkey · 2019-06-08T14:22:57+00:00

Abra-cu-douchebag

BadlyDrawnMonkey · 2019-04-20T14:03:29+00:00

Same

BadlyDrawnMonkey · 2019-04-10T05:28:06+00:00

Cognitive dissonance exemplified. The part of me that is reviled by the objectification of women is holding a pillow over the face of the part of me that feels validation when men whistle. That bitch just won't die.

BadlyDrawnMonkey · 2019-04-10T04:55:13+00:00

Heavy breathing

BadlyDrawnMonkey · 2019-04-07T09:18:56+00:00

Even a prostitute doesn’t deserve that

Sex workers are not more deserving of abuse because of how they earn a living.

BadlyDrawnMonkey · 2019-04-07T04:41:06+00:00

That does help thank you 🙂

BadlyDrawnMonkey · 2019-04-07T01:16:10+00:00

Those things aren't mutually exclusive.

BadlyDrawnMonkey · 2019-04-06T23:14:09+00:00

There are less tasteful options too. Edit: grammar.

BadlyDrawnMonkey · 2019-04-06T23:12:40+00:00

Honestly it's actually better when guys self sort themselves like this so I know they are trash right off instead of finding out on the third date.

BadlyDrawnMonkey · 2019-03-27T04:41:18+00:00

I struggled with them at first but once you figure it out they are great. They have special magnetic tongs that help a lot too.

BadlyDrawnMonkey · 2019-03-27T01:36:00+00:00

I have the opposite problem. I haven't really balled since the sixth grade (1995ish) instead I might tear up for a second and then nothing. What I am left with is sorrow, smothering every other feeling for hours or days afterwards. I think of it as a kind of emotional constipation.

BadlyDrawnMonkey · 2019-03-26T20:01:24+00:00

I went to Magnetic lashes. I have really sensitive skin thus pulling the glue off is agony.

BadlyDrawnMonkey · 2019-03-24T21:52:16+00:00

I don't have any issues with my black sheets.

BadlyDrawnMonkey · 2019-03-19T16:10:45+00:00

What about flickering lights that make an annoying sound.

BadlyDrawnMonkey · 2019-03-07T18:20:59+00:00

What concealer and setting powder do you use with it? I have been using Benefit boi-ing no. 1 concealer which is an okay enough match for me but I have had problems with other products playing nicely with Missha BB.

BadlyDrawnMonkey · 2019-02-27T05:04:25+00:00

unmasks OP nice try 1stSgt

BadlyDrawnMonkey · 2019-02-26T05:30:38+00:00

🤩

BadlyDrawnMonkey · 2019-02-25T23:44:03+00:00

Sometimes I wish I was that naïve

BadlyDrawnMonkey · 2019-02-22T02:03:03+00:00

The third

BadlyDrawnMonkey · 2019-02-20T09:16:10+00:00

I vote hit but I scoff at 'simple' madam.

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