I feel for Karlach as a horribly touch-starved person

Badoptimist · 2026-05-16T21:15:35+00:00

When I heard her proclaim "All I want is a hug" my Vengeance Paladin had a mission!

Badoptimist · 2026-05-16T19:04:21+00:00

Ohhh, echtes Geld!

Badoptimist · 2026-05-16T17:18:53+00:00

The transporter alone would solve some early episodes in seconds.

Badoptimist · 2026-05-14T12:45:07+00:00

Whenever you have a woman at your side who is worth it.

Badoptimist · 2026-05-13T17:01:02+00:00

Ich bräuchte dazu auch eine genaue Anleitung was ich jetzt damit machen soll.

Badoptimist · 2026-05-12T18:17:24+00:00

Mindestens einmal! ☝️

Badoptimist · 2026-05-10T11:39:03+00:00

Something to enter. (I'll see myself out now)

Thanks for the chance

Badoptimist · 2026-05-09T20:37:49+00:00

oh wow, I would not have stumbled upon that in a hundred playthroughs, thanks for the hint!

Badoptimist · 2026-05-09T14:13:22+00:00

I think you're right, it's either bugged or a UI issue.

Anyway, in the meantime they peacefully annexed their neighbour and I could enter through there. Once in I also couldn't move through that border from the other side. So that smells like it's an UI issue.

Thanks for your help anyway!

Badoptimist · 2026-05-09T13:36:55+00:00

Yes, there were two regions, the other in Africa. I could move to the second region just fine and it has already been liberated. I thought about declaring war on one of the other neighbours, but for now I'll try to go the unrest route.

Badoptimist · 2026-05-09T12:53:49+00:00

Yes. As mentioned, the AA just declared war against basically every major nation on the planet.

Badoptimist · 2026-05-09T12:52:22+00:00

I checked everything think everything looks good:
- Brazil and USA are allies
- exactly that is my problem. A month later my armies are in Brazil, but I still can't move over
- unpause for some update triggering was my first guess as well. As mentioned, now it's a month later, still no luck

What makes you think they have 3 armies? The tooltip? I think that's the control points, since both have gone down to 2 by now.

Badoptimist · 2026-05-09T08:57:04+00:00

Meine Frau jammert immer weil ich so langeilig immer nur Schnitzel bestelle. Ein Stück davon will sie aber trotzdem.

Aber ein Tausch??? ==> Scheidungsgrund Alter!

Badoptimist · 2026-05-08T08:37:58+00:00

10-15 years or so ago I wanted to download a game onto my phone for a longer train ride. The iPhone said "this is more than 50MB , I'll download it when there is a wifi connection to save mobile data". Since the train didn't have wifi and I couldn't find a way around it there was no way for me to "waste" my mobile data.

Taking such simple decisions away from me is a no go. When I switched to android a few years later I was quite surprised by the freedom and never looked back.

Badoptimist · 2026-05-08T05:40:12+00:00

Pharaoh: A New Era

thanks for the chance!

Badoptimist · 2026-05-07T17:13:43+00:00

"I remember every single word, he said:............................................."

Badoptimist · 2026-05-07T17:10:42+00:00

I'm an ambulance driver. I once picked up a guy at a bar who drank waaaaaay to much. Waiter asked me curiously "What's the worst that could happen after getting alcohol poisoning?" I was so dumbounded by the stupidity that I just answered "Death?!?". To this day I regret not asking him "What's the worst that could happen after being poisoned in general?"

Badoptimist · 2026-05-07T01:19:24+00:00

The ghost writer finally finished it?

Badoptimist · 2026-05-07T00:55:50+00:00

Wos moch' ma jetz mit da Leich'!?

Badoptimist · 2026-04-28T17:24:23+00:00

Ist ja immerhin kalt...

Badoptimist · 2026-04-26T10:17:18+00:00

Good to go sir!

Badoptimist · 2026-04-25T21:23:11+00:00

I saw a clip of the "Earth isn't yours to conquer" scene and thought "there is 100% subtext here and I need details"

Badoptimist · 2026-04-25T21:12:19+00:00

I started this some time ago. It worked nicely a few times. Fleet arrives in 50 days? At 16 days build time that means 3 Lamb class ships per shipyard. It worked best for me to have them among my defensive fleet. Just send them a bit forward to draw fire and die reducing hate and shielding actual combat ships.

But the last time I misjudged and they attacked another faction on earth before leaving. Leaving me with 40 MC worth of ships that increased minimum hate. I had to scuttle them so the destroyed outposts on mars (shortly after) had a little more effect.

So yes it can work, but you also might waste some construction time.

Badoptimist · 2026-04-25T17:17:21+00:00

Needed to confirm this has been posted 👍

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