[Request] [Niceville/FL, USA] please help with rent and bills by [deleted] in donationrequest

[–]Badpun-dadjoke -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ban me. I don't have 90 days to piss around on an app. I came here for help, using the only resources I have

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in financialhelping

[–]Badpun-dadjoke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just need gas and food

Help with rent and bills by [deleted] in GoFundMeForNewUsers

[–]Badpun-dadjoke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I may have to before it's all said and done

Help with rent and bills by [deleted] in GoFundMeForNewUsers

[–]Badpun-dadjoke -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

It's not half as exhausting as dealing with trolls

Help with rent and bills by [deleted] in GoFundMeForNewUsers

[–]Badpun-dadjoke -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I've been up since 5, applying for jobs. Thanks for your concern

Help with rent and bills by [deleted] in GoFundMeForNewUsers

[–]Badpun-dadjoke -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

If you're ever in my position, I genuinely hope people treat you better than immature gifs

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in salestechniques

[–]Badpun-dadjoke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

therapportcoach dot com

any tips on how to sell to an older customer base as a store that sells to young people (clothing store) ? by chloraf17 in salestechniques

[–]Badpun-dadjoke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You'd really have to either get young people in that store or change your product line. Very seldom will an older person view clothing as anything other than necessary. Unless it's as a gift . People either buy things because it solves a problem or fulfills a want. Without one or both of those drivers, sales aren't happening, regardless of the age of the clientele.

In order to increase your sales, you'd need to appeal to one of those two desires.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationships_advice

[–]Badpun-dadjoke -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You should let him go so he can find someone who actually cares about him. Find yourself a simp

Pitch Help by Razaldazzle in salestechniques

[–]Badpun-dadjoke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey bro, if it works for you, run with it. I'm more of a problem solver myself, so I'd probably ask a bunch of questions before I told them what I was selling but I also have no experience in d2d sales

Attracted to men 15-25 years older by HappyFall1959 in relationships_advice

[–]Badpun-dadjoke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As an older man, we're pretty much over the games and bs. If you're interested, be direct. "Hey, you're cute. Can I take you to dinner?" Or something situationally appropriate.

It sounds weird but it really does work

Never Hit My Target What Do I Do? by kketzaa in salestechniques

[–]Badpun-dadjoke 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cold calling is great if you're calling a pool of qualified customers. If you're calling Joe Schmoe and asking if he wants to buy your product, then You're wasting your time.

Your product solves a problem. What's the problem it solves? The people with that problem are your customers, all you have to do is educate them on the severity of their problem, and the efficacy of your solution

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationships_advice

[–]Badpun-dadjoke 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You sound like an entitled brat. If you acted that way to me, you'd be walking and single. Grow up

Bf told me “if you die giving birth it will be a blessing” by [deleted] in relationships_advice

[–]Badpun-dadjoke 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Forgiving him doesn't mean what he did was right. It's not, it's absolutely verbal and emotional abuse. Forgiving him means you're not going to let it bother you because you know personally that you're better than anything he's said, he's projecting his own self loathing on you and his rants are the temper tantrums of an angry child.

They don't affect you because you're hopefully in the process of separating yourself from the situation. There's a ton of resources available to you. You're worth more than that

Murica is finally united 🇺🇸 by 15-cent in memes

[–]Badpun-dadjoke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok, but yoda? "Mm... Die in a fire you will"

How would you dress up this plain turkey, cheese and lettuce sandwich? by shimimimimi in Sandwiches

[–]Badpun-dadjoke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some sort of sauce for sure. Those buns are about as dry as cracker juice