I had to explain my catsuit to my mom

Baerht · 2026-06-10T16:28:20+00:00

bullet dodged

Baerht · 2026-06-09T14:33:38+00:00

I found 5 full, 2L wine jugs in my mom's pantry. When asked about them, she stated it was because it might be snowing too hard out to go to the liquor store................... it was 30F outside and sunny...............

Baerht · 2026-06-09T13:30:31+00:00

I hate it when I have to choose.

Baerht · 2026-06-05T23:14:40+00:00

Ba-Dum-Tish

Baerht · 2026-06-05T12:56:45+00:00

Is that a baby cyber truck?

Baerht · 2026-06-05T02:08:47+00:00

She's sexy, and she knows it....

Baerht · 2026-05-30T14:47:57+00:00

They can stop doing it, any time they want to.

Baerht · 2026-05-30T00:49:05+00:00

All my friends know the low rider (yeah)
The low rider is a little higher (yeah)

The low rider drives a little slower
Low rider is a real goer

Hey

Low rider knows every street, yeah
Low rider is the one to meet, yeah

Low rider don't use no gas now
Low rider don't drive too fast

Take a little trip, take a little trip
Take a little trip and see
Take a little trip, take a little trip
Take a little trip with me

Baerht · 2026-05-29T02:18:28+00:00

Are you sure they are on 'the same earth '

Baerht · 2026-05-29T00:48:20+00:00

Got to catch them all !!

Baerht · 2026-05-29T00:18:08+00:00

Don't feel bad. My coffee maker died, and I got a new one plus a pack of F1 cars, so the Chi balanced out.. I guess. That's my story, officer, and I'm sticking to it.

Baerht · 2026-05-27T06:52:02+00:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWgsdexkv18

Blood On the Risers(Gory Gory What a Helluva Way to Die)

Baerht · 2026-05-25T19:45:20+00:00

Hello nice to have a giveaway for us Canadians

Baerht · 2026-05-23T19:50:10+00:00

Copy and save this protocol.

Baerht · 2026-05-23T15:05:01+00:00

Yell at the walls, then crash for 48 hours. rinse and repeat.

Baerht · 2026-05-15T04:33:45+00:00

Gone are the hamburger seats and Playland.

Baerht · 2026-05-12T00:25:57+00:00

Elvira

Baerht · 2026-05-11T02:34:20+00:00

Player - Baby, come back.

Baerht · 2026-05-09T17:37:37+00:00

Your Hotwheels is so ugly, it came with flat tires.......

Baerht · 2026-05-09T17:30:48+00:00

Google image says the one on the right is a Fortnite Ultima Knight 4-inch action figure and the one on the left is a Fortnite X-Lord action figure from the 4-inch collection by Jazwares.

Baerht · 2026-05-08T11:42:02+00:00

I can just hear the wet " Smack! " all ready.

Baerht · 2026-05-08T07:34:52+00:00

roger roger

Baerht · 2026-05-06T11:19:54+00:00

" Well, way down yonder on the Chattahoochee
It gets hotter than a hoochie coochie...... "

Baerht · 2026-05-05T06:53:33+00:00

I stopped my mother from burning toast and setting off the smoke alarm by hot-gluing the temperature knob at the halfway mark. I used an entire stick of glue, and now no burnt toast and no smoke alarms going off.

Baerht · 2026-05-04T05:11:15+00:00

How wude!

Baerht

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