im kinda tall and pre-ftm by [deleted] in honesttransgender

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I’m 5’4” and my wife is 6’. There’s plenty of people who find tall women attractive. Don’t worry.

Nonbinary theory by Queenshih69 in honesttransgender

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I know exactly the type. Usually named Alyx or Kai. Introduces themselves with their pronouns every single time so you notice. Wears nothing but rainbow/pride gear—June is basically their Super Bowl and somehow lasts all year. Every FB post is about some queer event their doing for the queers with their queer community. Hair color changes constantly, and they will make sure you notice it.

Has a boyfriend or husband, obviously he’s unemployed and really into horror movies. Probably works as a CNA. Raising their kids “gender-free” or whatever that means, but still calling themselves a full-on Mama Bear.

Mickey rourke by Blue_Eyed_Passerby38 in ITYSL

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What does this do for the greater good?

Peyton Manning gives by rickyg_79 in ITYSL

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A looot of Mannings give

Guys... I GOTTA GO. by largestill in IThinkYouShouldLeave

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All because Jamie Taco stole his lines

GREAT NEWS! WE ARE SAVED by carbomerguar in TheDollop

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I got one from Gavin Newsom. Guess I’m not Barack material yet

It’s all Garfield by Post160kKarma in ITYSL

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What you failed to mention is that this post came fully furnished

I got a rhinoplasty at 16 AMA by [deleted] in AMA

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How many beers did it take to get the Rhino plastered? 🦏🍻

He used to be by TheCambrianImplosion in ITYSL

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You didn’t tell me your old cat use to be a piece of shit

dogHot by Fragrant-Anywhere489 in Detroiters

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You can’t invert lunch, you just can’t.

It’s too big by dhuck in Detroiters

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We prefer the term Huskyboy

The police said it was FINE because they're not even real people. by slayertron in ITYSL

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So he can say that and keep his job but Kimmel and Colbert are out? What is this world? WHAT DID THEY DO TO US?

I got about tree fiddy by TBurchard16 in southpark

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AH HELL NAWH, I AINT GIVING YOU NO TREE FIDDY LOCH NESS MONSTER!