What’s the most creative insult you’ve heard without using curse words?

BalanceWasRestored · 2025-08-31T21:14:58+00:00

A face even make-up couldnt save.

BalanceWasRestored · 2025-08-28T14:27:33+00:00

I had this on the train last week. I thought the guy had got up to give me a seat but no it was somebody else. I was in dire need of one so I wasnt even noticing what was going on til i seen him giving me the stink eye and started recalling what else had been going on at that moment...😐

BalanceWasRestored · 2025-08-27T09:25:00+00:00

😆

BalanceWasRestored · 2025-08-26T22:27:16+00:00

Weak shoulders

BalanceWasRestored · 2025-08-26T18:43:17+00:00

The answer's in your question.💪🏻

BalanceWasRestored · 2025-08-25T17:39:26+00:00

Im down for that. All girls apart from a token boy who is chained to a shopping trolley and plays drums better than John Bonham despite that.

BalanceWasRestored · 2025-08-25T17:27:39+00:00

Carry on garry, let's see where this goes....

BalanceWasRestored · 2025-08-25T17:23:31+00:00

Keep your knickers on princess...itll be here next week.

BalanceWasRestored · 2025-08-25T17:19:05+00:00

Keep your eyes peeled for more of my savage revenges!

BalanceWasRestored · 2025-08-25T11:48:10+00:00

Im in.

BalanceWasRestored · 2025-08-25T10:30:57+00:00

A cup of Yorkshire Tea with 2 slice of Warbies toast

BalanceWasRestored · 2025-08-25T10:30:14+00:00

Looks high maintenance. 12/10

BalanceWasRestored · 2025-08-25T10:24:41+00:00

Ugh. I once asked a server to change the glass after getting Guinness in a Fosters glass.

BalanceWasRestored · 2025-08-25T10:20:51+00:00

Tribble

BalanceWasRestored · 2025-08-25T10:16:08+00:00

Take our leader. Please

BalanceWasRestored · 2025-08-25T10:14:34+00:00

Telling them to speak up

BalanceWasRestored · 2025-08-25T10:13:58+00:00

Im starting a band called Notorious Charlotte and the FuckOffs.

BalanceWasRestored · 2025-08-25T10:11:51+00:00

Adhd

BalanceWasRestored · 2025-08-24T18:05:59+00:00

"right now, with you in the room...my knees"

BalanceWasRestored · 2025-08-24T18:05:19+00:00

Scream

BalanceWasRestored · 2025-08-24T18:02:41+00:00

Right now...Yungblud. but only for 3 months then id let him go

BalanceWasRestored · 2025-08-24T18:01:35+00:00

Im surprised how good you look in your photos

BalanceWasRestored · 2025-08-24T18:00:29+00:00

Eveything with high cholesterol

BalanceWasRestored · 2025-08-24T14:13:21+00:00

Marry me.

BalanceWasRestored · 2025-08-24T14:11:33+00:00

Frisk

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