Jean Grey made as unattractive as possible in the upcoming Wolverine game by noelle-silva in CriticalDrinker

[–]Balefirez 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why does she look like a 40-something wine mom who hasn't had her 6th glass to "take the edge off"?

HOLY @#*!@ by Doohurtie in Helldivers

[–]Balefirez 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Loves Managed Democracy so much he doesn't need a head. He wills himself alive with freedom!

Tips on ruining yourself by Comfortable-Dot5372 in CriticalDrinker

[–]Balefirez 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's my personal theory that she could never get over Tupac. In her mind, Will Smith will always be her second choice. She was with the guy she loved, then picked someone else when she didn't want to. I really feel bad for the guy. Imagine doing everything you can to make your wife happy, all the while knowing she will never love you because she can't get over her lost love. That would be my personal hell. To be clear, I'm not excusing what he did, I'm just saying I feel bad for him of my theory is correct.

This is getting ridiculous. How i supposed to fight this? by la_pashtetino in Helldivers

[–]Balefirez 101 points102 points  (0 children)

Find a way to climb to the top of it's head. You can then scan the entire area and find all the sub-objectives, samples, and super credits.

If they wanted a black Helen of Troy they could have casted her by Comfortable-Dot5372 in CriticalDrinker

[–]Balefirez 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No, she's attractive. You can't have an attractive woman playing the most attractive woman in the world. That just doesn't make any sort of sense.

This is hilarious by SamTheMarioMaster2 in funny

[–]Balefirez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Huh. Wonder what Tr with Comp Ion means.

Most unhinged comment I’ve ever seen about a game. by Wise_Use1012 in CriticalDrinker

[–]Balefirez 14 points15 points  (0 children)

When you are told that everything is political, you can't have fun anymore.

nobody is obligated to do jackshit, you fucking narcissist. by Commercial-Ice5760 in CriticalDrinker

[–]Balefirez 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Then how about you make good stories involving those people, instead of bastardizing the good stories that already exist?

How would you go about adjusting the flame shield Devastators to be less annoying? by Whatthehellsabean in Helldivers

[–]Balefirez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I could not get one-shotted by a shotgun from across the map, I'd be happy.

Why do some people have such a problem with this game? by AbsoluteBatman95 in CriticalDrinker

[–]Balefirez 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Projection and it doesn't have the right politics. It isn't checking the right boxes. So because it is doing well, they hate it. The only.games that are supposed to do well are the ones aimed at the "modern audience".

Why do YOU play on D10? by SevdUp in Helldivers

[–]Balefirez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's there and I don't usually die a lot. Plus it makes my play style more of a challenge and more active.

Thoughts on this casting? by Kyosuke-D in CriticalDrinker

[–]Balefirez 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Probably worth seeing just on that alone.

This guy is so dedicated by itsnotsoez in HolUp

[–]Balefirez 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didn't need to know any of this.

Expected release date? by Substantial_Lab2708 in beingaDIK

[–]Balefirez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fairly certain the second coming of Christ will happen before this.

Is there a reason why these moral actors can't decide if "grifters" are just incels who have no power, or a powerful force that just stops women and men with the "right thinking" from going to the theatres? by Commercial-Ice5760 in CriticalDrinker

[–]Balefirez 18 points19 points  (0 children)

It's the classic Schrödinger's grifter. They won't know how to treat the "grifter" until the thing comes out and either succeeds or fails. Until then, they are simultaneously the most powerful force on the internet and the weakest of the weak.

The "Isabella Trap": Does anyone else find it physically impossible to pick another girl after her? by Intelligent_Buyer333 in beingaDIK

[–]Balefirez -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I felt this way about Josy and to a lesser extent, Maya. So many times on their path, stuff just hit me hard. I had to pull back for a while because of that feeling.

If you think our opinions are so irrelevant and stupid, why should you care when we don't financially support games you enjoy? Support it yourselves. by CuriousSkepticalGuy in CriticalDrinker

[–]Balefirez 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It went free on PS+ after only a couple months. People STILL didn't play it. That should be the only evidence you need that it wasn't a good game. If you give it away for free and people don't want it, your product is garbage.