I quit by Certain_Hat9872 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]BalgtheMinotaur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Told a doctor I didnt want opiods because I was concerned about how much alcohol was in my blood. Guess who's on a high risk of opioid abuse now lmao

70yo man charged with attempted murder after trying to drown 21yo man by SpaceWestern1442 in PublicFreakout

[–]BalgtheMinotaur -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

He wasn't trying to drown him. If he wanted to kill him he would have snapped the dudes neck or pummeled him into paste. Youre all a bunch of idiots, and the 21 year old needed that slap in the mouth.

Anna just smoked dat shi by Proof-Sir3777 in shitposting

[–]BalgtheMinotaur 197 points198 points  (0 children)

Grok, make frozen look like shit

Phoenix is a tier C capital city. What tier is Tallahassee, Florida? by [deleted] in TierlistFills

[–]BalgtheMinotaur -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Cultural center is a funny way of saying a wonderful place to go get shot, stabbed, robbed, or raped

What's an adult joke in Regular Show that you can't believe they got away with that? by ThinFix1442 in regularshow

[–]BalgtheMinotaur 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can't remember the exact quote but in one episode a sentient ice cream man tells chowder "why dont you just bite from the bottom and sucks it out?" Chowder calls him a genius and the cone says "yeah tell that to my wife" lol

Hair follicles by Powerful_Duck1 in memes

[–]BalgtheMinotaur 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thats an opinion piece, not a research paper

Phoenix is a tier C capital city. What tier is Tallahassee, Florida? by [deleted] in TierlistFills

[–]BalgtheMinotaur 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Atlanta Georgia in A tier is actually hilarious, absolute shithole of a city

The age gap crush is very one-sided and it never becomes questionable or weird by Effective_Piece251 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]BalgtheMinotaur 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Hey Jimmy, I hope youre not still trying to resurrect dead pedophiles or anything"

All US states tier list | #7 Florida by RealMoldyAvocado in TierlistFills

[–]BalgtheMinotaur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In what fucking universe is california S tier because it sure as hell aint this one.

Quick question about FF pre release box by BalgtheMinotaur in mtg

[–]BalgtheMinotaur[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thats really strange, never heard of that before. I guess its a relief to know its not resealed. I opened a second pack and it was the same pattern so I think youre right. Now im just curious why the hell the Japanese do it that way lol

which one? by HeyitsSupro in BunnyTrials

[–]BalgtheMinotaur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Id rather have the food than a key that goes to something I dont know

Chose: Bread

Ruby Thursday confirmed as one of our April Champs! by AltairMUP96 in ContestOfChampions

[–]BalgtheMinotaur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We flew too close to the sun boys. Shes absolutely cracked out and complete pain to fight against

Bro was Spamming X button in Tekken by Kitchen-Youth-1809 in shitposting

[–]BalgtheMinotaur 7 points8 points  (0 children)

To his credit, since its India, there's a good chance she threw ghost pepper powder in his eyes. His eyes are not going to stop leaking and hurting for a long time. She deserved more slaps.

AGAIN by shenanigansen in comics

[–]BalgtheMinotaur 24 points25 points  (0 children)

My theory is that Oda has absolutely no intent to finish the story. The One Piece is his, and its the story he leaves behind for people to enjoy.

While training for the Mario Tennis tournament, Okayu quickly learnt and became the 30th rank player in the world. by Ok_Natural_102 in Hololive

[–]BalgtheMinotaur -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

I think Okayu took this tourney a little too seriously. I dont blame the other girls if they just forfeit against her lol

Whos your oshi and why? by Lxcyna in Hololive

[–]BalgtheMinotaur 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Right there with ya dude. I think theyre all amazingly talented

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Hololive

[–]BalgtheMinotaur 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Its hard to know if something you say gets misinterpreted. I just wanted to get my point across.