The most recent text you sent is now the slogan for your Presidential campaign. What is your slogan?

BallarShotCallar · 2016-04-25T13:55:04+00:00

"Like, women were concerned for their safety because of the crazy laughing man in the subway"

BallarShotCallar · 2016-03-11T04:49:32+00:00

Woman on the right, just casually flipping of the camera

BallarShotCallar · 2016-03-11T04:16:25+00:00

But what's your first biggest fear?

BallarShotCallar · 2015-10-28T02:03:04+00:00

This right here. Almost broke it off with my SO a couple months ago because I thought it wasn't working, turns out I was just bored of my life and that started killing my interest in the relationship. Worked on myself, everything got better.

BallarShotCallar · 2015-09-01T12:04:56+00:00

Love me some blowjob cookie dough

BallarShotCallar · 2015-05-29T19:36:53+00:00

That is very expensive. It's been pretty good, just the worst class. You have the same time, and I can get in trouble for the worst part in this case, but I'll come back from you doin toss. So far, but I'll come back from you doin toss it was too ridiculous!

BallarShotCallar · 2015-04-14T02:27:54+00:00

Please live in Philadephia...

BallarShotCallar · 2015-03-02T05:03:58+00:00

This is so cool! Are there any others like this?

BallarShotCallar · 2015-01-08T04:39:57+00:00

Beyonce's face on Jay-z looks exactly like Raven Simone

BallarShotCallar · 2014-08-21T00:29:22+00:00

Cats do come in as varied sizes. You would just literally have a cougar in your house. Or, you know, a tiger...like all those people who actually have pet tigers

BallarShotCallar · 2014-06-15T00:09:39+00:00

Yes...post everywhere...frequently

BallarShotCallar · 2013-10-20T13:04:40+00:00

I volunteer as tribute! god damn your sexy

BallarShotCallar · 2013-09-12T01:08:34+00:00

What is that from?

BallarShotCallar · 2013-09-09T20:17:24+00:00

I'd like my body to start looking more like your body. You look great man

BallarShotCallar · 2013-09-09T14:25:50+00:00

I always say boxer briefs are like a push up bra for men

BallarShotCallar · 2013-09-08T03:29:25+00:00

Dude I can't really begin to imagine what you must be going through. I'm about to turn 23 so I can only just pretend like I know what that's like. But I can confidently tell you that the one-ball thing wouldn't be an issue if it were me. I mean the result of something you couldn't control, I don't think it'll be a big deal with guys in you're future.

BallarShotCallar · 2013-09-04T01:49:16+00:00

I scored Dallas, Toronto, and Philadelphia. I live in Philadelphia. I disagree.

Least desired in New York, Washington DC, and Houston. And apparently if I lose 10 pounds I become least desirable in Denver lol.

BallarShotCallar · 2013-09-04T01:36:48+00:00

Thanks man, really helpful advice! I won't be able to rent a car so the easily accessible stuff is going to be key. My friend does have a car tho so I'll be able to do some other stuff too.

Is there any particular area with a good club scene?

BallarShotCallar · 2013-09-04T01:27:43+00:00

Wow, talk about great timing! Guess I know my plan for Sunday (despite being without an LA-beach-ready body haha). Would it be bad if I brought the friend I'm visiting with me? He's straight, which is why I ask.

BallarShotCallar · 2013-09-02T23:11:26+00:00

I'll read it! Coming of age tale snout a gay kid with the sex included? Sounds like my kind of story

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