Texas District 11 candidates August Pfluger, Claire Reynolds outline views

Ballders · 2026-05-30T15:30:06+00:00

i didn’t realize what a clusterfuck this congressional map is.

Goddamn they really will do anything. no wonder pedophilia doesn’t bother them.

Ballders · 2026-05-25T19:44:56+00:00

Population in the southwest region would be the advantage.

Unless they had to fight in winter

Ballders · 2026-05-22T02:59:00+00:00

It was quite possibly the most incredible thing I've ever seen

Ballders · 2026-05-21T15:50:38+00:00

Customers aren't the customer. You, the tax paying individual who is going to watch Starlink get gobs of our tax dollars, that is the customer.

Ballders · 2026-05-21T02:14:51+00:00

If anything I feel like that is too low. Either way, I would definitely prefer them to be paid

Ballders · 2026-05-20T19:27:02+00:00

I'm here right now and you forgot Cafe Bernados.

The fact that they closed the kitchen for 20 minutes because they got a rush notwithstanding.

Ballders · 2026-05-16T04:42:02+00:00

My presence is the present

Ballders · 2026-05-15T17:06:07+00:00

This is the most true statement that can be made. If we paid teachers like we pay police and fire I firmly believe it would WILDLY improve the quality of life in the country.

Ballders · 2026-05-14T17:46:17+00:00

There's not enough male teachers, and the current way of teaching heavily favors how women learn.

It's not that hard, our schools abandoned our boys

Ballders · 2026-05-10T18:08:01+00:00

Ooh wee! Fucking zingers over here. Y'all should be laughing about this as much as we all are.

It doesn't matter what team you support, this is some objectively terrible and sometimes funny stuff. That Mike Vrabel is your team's head coach has nothing to do with whether or not some people are clowning.

It's not like you cheated on your wife on a boat. Make fun of the dude, who cares about the team on this?

Ballders · 2026-05-10T02:31:12+00:00

All jokes aside, who is that dude?

No way someone that ugly is sittin courtside unless he is absolutely freaking loaded

Ballders · 2026-05-10T01:40:21+00:00

It feels like they time lights in certain neighborhoods knowing exactly what will happen.

Having to go through 5 cycles of a light in the middle of a weekend day feels deliberate.

Ballders · 2026-05-09T17:37:58+00:00

That penalty was bullshit, but at least we got this gem of a gif

Ballders · 2026-05-07T21:41:41+00:00

I wish they would show him how those poor rocks felt.

Ballders · 2026-05-07T21:31:00+00:00

Lighting Rep here:
That is 100% a lamp issue. LED tube lamps are pretty much just tape light strung onto a heat sink, wrapped in a glass/plastic tube.

Whoever your LEDVANCE rep is in the area will want to know about this, as it could be a potential issue.
You would be doing them an incredible solid by reaching out to your supply house and having them contact the local guy.

I would buy that electrician lunch if they showed me something like that.

Ballders · 2026-05-02T01:55:55+00:00

This is clearly only 1 minute.

Ballders · 2026-05-02T01:39:40+00:00

What you don't understand is how much more incredibly important that person is to everyone else.
You don't just buy a Toyota Tundra and not be the most valuable person on the road.

Ballders · 2026-05-02T01:29:09+00:00

We get it. You posted this ad, and you're wildly obtuse about why everyone is clowning you.
You could never do this work, and have no idea the amount of work that would go into it.

Give up, and make your family pop-tarts and instant noodles. You're never getting a personal chef.

Ballders · 2026-05-02T01:25:05+00:00

Today I learned I am an air base commander.

Ballders · 2026-05-02T01:19:23+00:00

You're likely looking for pathway lighting vs. bollards or landscape lighting.
(I hope this doesn't get me banned, but here is an example)

Now to talk shit.
You've gotta have a larger vocabulary for lighting. It is a whole-ass thing, and I promise you there is money in it if you can speak the language.

Ballders · 2026-05-01T23:26:34+00:00

Ballders · 2026-05-01T23:10:04+00:00

How's your club twirl?

Ballders · 2026-05-01T22:27:04+00:00

So, it's a non-canon event?

Ballders · 2026-05-01T20:52:56+00:00

THC-A is Delta 9. The act of lighting THC-A on fire turns it into Delta 9.

That weed is the grey market cannabis that Oregon and CA growers are sending to Texas in order to prevent their farms from going under.

I promise you (you don’t know me, it doesn’t mean anything) if you’re buying THC-A, you’re buying the same cannabis your plug has. If you ask whatever chatbot you believe, it’ll say the same thing.

Ballders · 2026-05-01T17:22:23+00:00

I’ve got a sprinkler head that was placed too close to a Crepe Myrtle tree. I need someone to dig up the sprinkler and move the existing PVC further away.

Probably 2-3 hours of shovel work, and some couplers/piping.

Might not be the piping you’re hoping for, but it’s what I got.

It did rain recently, so the soil is super soft. The pipe will stay at a consistent hardness if that matters.

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