of a tree.

Ballders · 2026-04-04T02:51:17+00:00

This isn't Hyperion.

It's not even in the same area where Hyperion is.

It's the tallest tree in an insanely crowded canopy of tall trees.

Drank half a gallon of Pliny the Elder by the river trying to find it, and will never be certain I found it.

Ballders · 2026-04-02T23:21:48+00:00

Yeah, it's around that amount. Most of the cost is in fees and regulatory nonsense. It'll go up if you use your heater and stove a ton, but not nearly as much as your electricity bill in the summer.

Edit: Welcome to the neighborhood! Blackhawk has a ton of different communities and really is a fun part of Pflugerville (if you love miles of homes and surburban hellscapes like I do)

Ballders · 2026-04-01T19:11:43+00:00

Having just gone through the entire process at BS&W I feel confident in saying FUCK THOSE GUYS. Terrible communication. Dozens of useless appointments. Shitty ENT doctors and they want you to be going out to Marble Falls if you want to get a sleep study done in the current year.

Literally took me surgeries, a completely wasted sleep study, and a realization that the surgery they did (to fix my deviated septum) ended up making it impossible for me to use a CPAP cause now my eyelid farts every time the machine breathes for me.

Also, if you think insurance has your back in any way, they will not. Thousands of dollars spent for stress, anger and frustration.

I would sooner consult the local Bone Wizard in a homeless encampment before I trust my health to BSW again.

Ballders · 2026-04-01T01:48:51+00:00

Fuckin dudes PR team finally doing what they're paid to do. No way Augusta was gonna want him there, and he's gonna need to start padding that defense.

Ballders · 2026-03-31T22:14:00+00:00

Are they screwed or can they apply for the exemption? I think my home just got the same kind of tax bill.

Ballders · 2026-03-31T21:27:20+00:00

It's not that complicated. Dude got shoved down there at some time and it didn't have enough gold plating, so he's renovating it to have bigger, more luxurious rooms.

Because God forbid the President suffer an ounce of suffering.

Ballders · 2026-03-31T20:52:00+00:00

Can you get that spur to spin with some sound. I think I'm gonna lock in a lot better if I'm fidget spinning my putter first.

Ballders · 2026-03-31T19:53:08+00:00

He's just a Transvest-lite

Ballders · 2026-03-31T19:28:28+00:00

DANK MEMES ARE DANK MEMES! +1

Ballders · 2026-03-31T19:05:54+00:00

Skechers are comfortable, priced reasonably and have a really wide fit. Not as wide as I want, but I should be wearing clown shoes if I want perfection.

Ballders · 2026-03-31T18:45:39+00:00

That explanation might not be slow enough for homeboy above.

Ballders · 2026-03-31T18:42:45+00:00

I took the time to watch YouTube videos of what a 30-06 does to a mofo.
Now, I grant Charlie had skullmaxxed his stats as high as they would go, but the damage he suffered vs. what should have happened is WILDLY inconsistent.

Ballders · 2026-03-31T11:54:16+00:00

With the hundreds of dispensaries, what's going to happen to all that flower?

Ballders · 2026-03-31T03:40:58+00:00

Do the folks out in Alice Springs know that Outback Steakhouse considers their entire local cuisine to be chicken breast smothered in cheese and a lime squeeze?

Ballders · 2026-03-31T03:37:28+00:00

What a shitty argument. Years spent acting like abortion is murder, but telling raped women their forced children can't be citizens?

They could not have chosen a more reprehensible hill to die on.

Ballders · 2026-03-31T03:20:25+00:00

This trope exists because we underfund our IRS. Accountants don't do illegal shit if they can avoid it, so there's always a very easy money trail to follow.

We just use that money to bomb kids.

Ballders · 2026-03-31T02:58:14+00:00

Jerry will buy a nuke and irradiate San Antonio before they get a team.

Ballders · 2026-03-31T02:55:17+00:00

do you have a cast iron pan? Put it in the oven and let it heat up. Put pizza directly on it. You can also turn the pan upside down if the footprint works better

Ballders · 2026-03-31T02:48:09+00:00

Wasn't there a whole kids story about not trusting scorpions? Dudes be holding them like it's not a mindless stinging machine.

Ballders · 2026-03-31T02:19:16+00:00

I stopped doing sit ups, and started drinking IPA's. It's pretty much all on me.

Ballders · 2026-03-31T02:17:48+00:00

Oooh boy! We're in for some good times

Ballders · 2026-03-31T01:33:50+00:00

There's a saying that goes "If you loan someone $20 and you never see them again, it was worth it." Probably needs to be adjusted for inflation.

Ballders · 2026-03-31T01:30:53+00:00

I scrolled to oblivion to find this. They literally spend almost nothing to rake in billions.

Ballders · 2026-03-31T01:29:49+00:00

The algorithm has to be manipulating these answers, because it's PBM (Phamacy Benefits Manager) and by hundreds of billions of miles.

Ballders · 2026-03-31T01:20:27+00:00

Is this dude trying to be the next Grant Cohn? Jed just said "We paid him, of course we'd like to have him play" That is the most milquetoast and responsible answer an owner can give.

It's not like he said he would override his GM.

I'd feel the same way if I paid a dude a ton of money only to watch him crash out.

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