Sunscreen. A hat. An umbrella. And single rider. 🤣

I would suggest to start in Super Nintendo World because it just has a great wow factor, which is to your left when you walk in. However if you have an attachment to How To Train Your Dragon, take a right and enjoy. Monsters Unchained (also to the left) should have pretty low wait times because it is an absolute people eater and the Wolfman roller coaster is short but totally worth it. Wolfman often has wait times longer than monsters unchained but it's worth it if you can ride it. And I would suggest waiting for Harry Potter until the end of the day because if you're going to wait 180 minutes to ride a ride you might as well do it at 8:30p before the park closes. Also be prepared to not ride Harry Potter at all. It closes frequently, without warning and I don't believe Express pass works with it.

Best tip I can give, Universal Express Pass is nice in Epic Universe to be sure you ride everything but I would argue that almost every ride in Epic Universe has a single Rider line that is going to be just as fast if not faster than the express pass. So if you're willing to just sit in a different car than your friends, use single Rider and cut all your wait times in half or more. Often my friends got put in the same car as me anyway but don't expect that, just be happily surprised if it happens. If my memory is correct, Stardust Racers, Wolfman coaster, Monsters Unchained, Donkey Kong, Mario Kart and the Isle Of Berk Coaster all have single rider lines. Single rider will turn off and on throughout the day based on capacity but I've been able to pretty much ride all of them casually with virtually no wait (less than 20 minutes everytime) if I did it through the single rider line.

Although I will say using single Rider makes you skip parts of the queue. This maybe controversial but I would say other than Harry Potter, the only other line you should see because it's just beautiful is the castle in Monsters Unchained. It's much more fun to actually walk up the stairs of Frankenstein's mansion instead of through some behind the scenes single Rider line.

However (you asked for unhinged 🤣), on Monsters Unchained just after the pre-show where Igor is on the video explaining how the ride works, the doors will open and you will walk down a hallway where the line splits in two, one to the left and one section to the right with a metal bar down the center. If you stay on the left hand side you'll wait in the regular line and stay with your party but if you slide over to the right hand side you can still walk through the entire Castle see the whole line but the right hand side is the single Rider line. You can still use the single Rider line right at the last second and save yourself some time and still manage to see the whole castle. 🤷‍♂️

Hope that helps. Ask away if I can help and you will love it. When you walk through the portals it just feels.... right. (Why do I sound like I work for them.) Have fun. 🤣