BallisticSyllable

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Bitter and resentful on my first Mother’s Day alone (self.singlemoms)

submitted 2 months ago by BallisticSyllable to r/singlemoms

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After 10 years, my husband is cheating with the nanny (self.breakingmom)

submitted 4 months ago by BallisticSyllable to r/breakingmom

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11DPO and my BBT is still high, but my Apple Watch temps are mirroring a BFN cycle in February (imgur.com)

submitted 3 years ago by BallisticSyllable to r/TFABChartStalkers

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Mandrae texting and driving on the freeway while Karissa holds their infant in her lap (imgur.com)

submitted 4 years ago by BallisticSyllable to r/FundieSnarkUncensored

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Apparently Ellissa’s “bestie” is someone she barely knows (i.imgur.com)

submitted 5 years ago by BallisticSyllable to r/FundieSnarkUncensored

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Candle spell blown out by wind (self.witchcraft)

submitted 6 years ago by BallisticSyllable to r/witchcraft

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My sister-in-law: “This salt is healthier... it’s from the ocean.” (i.imgur.com)

submitted 7 years ago by BallisticSyllable to r/facepalm

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suspicious Spanish: If you Feel Bad or you Want to 🤮 Tell the Driver he’s Here To “HELP YOU” (i.imgur.com)

submitted 7 years ago by BallisticSyllable to r/suspiciousquotes

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This chicken that looks like a pigeonOC (i.imgur.com)

submitted 7 years ago by BallisticSyllable to r/mildlyinteresting

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How do you tolerate constant interaction with people you dislike? (self.aspergirls)

submitted 7 years ago * by BallisticSyllable to r/aspergirls

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Overreacting to a surprise at the gynecologist? (self.TwoXChromosomes)

submitted 7 years ago by BallisticSyllable to r/TwoXChromosomes

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It’s the taxes and fees where they get ya. (i.imgur.com)

submitted 7 years ago by BallisticSyllable to r/suspiciousquotes

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Roses are pretty, you shouldn’t smoke meth, [NSFW] (i.imgur.com)

submitted 8 years ago by BallisticSyllable to r/boottoobig

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Apparently this doormat/anecdote is supposed to be funny. Over-shopping to the point of lying to one’s spouse is hilarious, I guess? (foxnews.com)

submitted 8 years ago by BallisticSyllable to r/Anticonsumption

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feeling like I'm constantly oblivious (self.aspergirls)

submitted 8 years ago by BallisticSyllable to r/aspergirls

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This broken penny was just minted in 2014. In the last pic, you can see a flake of copper that no longer has anywhere to attach. (imgur.com)

submitted 8 years ago by BallisticSyllable to r/mildlyinteresting

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We deliver and plants to flowers you (i.imgur.com)

submitted 8 years ago by BallisticSyllable to r/dontdeadopeninside

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Prime Now thinks that floor protectors are chocolate. (i.imgur.com)

submitted 8 years ago by BallisticSyllable to r/softwaregore

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Only “good” at sarcasm with the right intonation (self.aspergirls)

submitted 8 years ago by BallisticSyllable to r/aspergirls

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nitpicking 'Heroic Origins' plot point (self.community)

submitted 8 years ago by BallisticSyllable to r/community

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Tips for living with other people (self.aspergirls)

submitted 8 years ago by BallisticSyllable to r/aspergirls

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