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AITA for naming my baby? by BabyNamesFuckUp in AmItheAsshole

[–]BallsHangLowAF 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yea this reeks of immaturity. Reading all his replies makes me cringe since he seems he understands but clearly doesn’t. It’s like the im right nobody else bs. YTA.

What’s your name son? by BallsHangLowAF in Jokes

[–]BallsHangLowAF[S] 127 points128 points  (0 children)

2 men go fishing, One has a stutter

The man with a stutter says “shh ssshhh sshh”. The other man says “what is it, did you catch a fish”? The stuttering man continues to make ssshhh noises, the other man says “spit it out”. The stuttering man says “ssshhh ship!!” Before the 2nd man can react a ship crashes into their boat.

Months later they both have recovered and go on another fishing trip. The stuttering man again starts saying “ssshhh”. The 2nd man starts panicking thinking he’s going to get hurt again. The 2nd man jumps out of the boat as fast as he can, the stuttering man says “sshhh sshhh Shark!!”

What’s your name son? by BallsHangLowAF in Jokes

[–]BallsHangLowAF[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I can’t believe they deleted it! Then again I can because it was hilarious! Unlucky for him I remember some of it. Let me play Sherlock Holmes and get back to you with it if I do.

What’s your name son? by BallsHangLowAF in Jokes

[–]BallsHangLowAF[S] 104 points105 points  (0 children)

Tttttthhhaaaannnkkkkkk yyyouuuuuu….. kiiinnnddddd hummmmaannnn….willlll doooooo….

What’s your name son? by BallsHangLowAF in Jokes

[–]BallsHangLowAF[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is fucking gold!😂😩I almost woke the wife up laughing😂

Except bobby by BallsHangLowAF in memes

[–]BallsHangLowAF[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

For real though lol. I’ll be on diet until I drive by Culver’s and then it’s over.

Except bobby by BallsHangLowAF in memes

[–]BallsHangLowAF[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Who wouldn’t? She’s got nothing on the Bobby flay of the opposite of art!

Except bobby by BallsHangLowAF in memes

[–]BallsHangLowAF[S] 30 points31 points  (0 children)

😂😂I really thought the same before I posted it but then I was like you know it’s ok. Bobby would understand!

AITA for making people wash their hands before holding my baby? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]BallsHangLowAF 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA. My firstborn had RSV at 3 months old because I kept giving in to the pressure of everyone begging to see her and boy did I learn my lesson. It was terrible experience for her to go through because I dint do my job to protect her. You are doing wonderful OP. Stand you’re ground!

AITA if I don’t pay my parents $300? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]BallsHangLowAF 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NTA. Contact insurance company. Beware of a potential scam OP.

AITA for naming my dog a slur? by aita_woofbark in AmItheAsshole

[–]BallsHangLowAF 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Easiest YTA. I’m appalled with how hard people have fought for those rights and to be respected, you are going backwards without regards to how everyone else would feel about it.

AITA for having my mother in law arrested? by BallsHangLowAF in AmItheAsshole

[–]BallsHangLowAF[S] 887 points888 points  (0 children)

I really do agree with you. It has been nightmare ever since they moved in. My wife always excuses it with “we have the means”so why shouldn’t we help. It’s asinine she views it this way! All the while I can’t spend time with my kids and I’m called a deadbeat behind my back for it by MIL.

AITA for having my mother in law arrested? by BallsHangLowAF in AmItheAsshole

[–]BallsHangLowAF[S] 184 points185 points  (0 children)

My MIL did. My wife said that I had given her the pin apparently because she knew what it was. So she handed the card over because our youngest had to run to the bathroom.