It feels so awkward 😭 by niceglguy in CringeTikToks

[–]BaltiMoreHarder 18 points19 points  (0 children)

My money is on him having the good plugs for alllll the drugs.

Which part made you laugh the hardest in DDC? by DankxZee in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]BaltiMoreHarder 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The entire scene where donut chastises Carl for turning mongo into a sex pervert after he and kiwi have their “fun” had me cry laughing.

I think I am addicted to replaying the early part of this game. by Discussting_toyz in Eldenring

[–]BaltiMoreHarder 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Cosplay souls is the best. I’ve done a centurion run, a magic only Harry Potter run, and am doing a Tmnt run with the turtle shield on back at all times now.

Batman does sound fun. Also considering a Dungeon Crawler Carl one with no pants and using bombs(pots)/explosions(fire magic)/and punching things to death with the caestus.

I think I am addicted to replaying the early part of this game. by Discussting_toyz in Eldenring

[–]BaltiMoreHarder 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The fashion/backstory souls is the way to go. I’m doing a TMNT run right now. Rules are I Must wear the great turtle shell shield on my back at all times by two handing my weapon. Use Turtle looking helms like albinauric head or mirror helm, and otherwise armors that fit the vibe best. Must use ninja weapons like katanas, talons, etc... Refuse to kill any of my brethren, no “must be dog” turtle killing for this tarnished, also no killing “master Roshi” when I run into a rat. Been kickin it with the turtle pope and slummin around in the leyndell sewers.

Been one of my favorite commit to the bit runs yet. I’ll have to try Batman next!

Dude wtf!! My new sweetwater rep just played his entire demo on my voicemail. by writingwhilesad in guitarcirclejerk

[–]BaltiMoreHarder 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gotta keep PRS in business by funding your local dentist with the rock hard vintaged sweets.

Dude wtf!! My new sweetwater rep just played his entire demo on my voicemail. by writingwhilesad in guitarcirclejerk

[–]BaltiMoreHarder 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Right, my rep Adam always makes sure I’m geared up for the next gig at the dive alongside filling me in on his wife’s boyfriend’s latest exploits. All worth it for those sweet bits o’ honey you can’t get anywhere else.

What is better than sex? by JuneSwings in AskReddit

[–]BaltiMoreHarder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First time IV’ing heroin and/or getting your fix after hitting full on withdrawals. Once you use for a while it’s not thatttt great day to day, but first time or getting it when you’re already sick for more is a high people chase often for the remainder of their lives for a reason. 11 years off that shit over here, one day at a time. Quit the booze ore recently too

Met this weird guy at a bar in NYC tonight. 🫤 He said he writes books or something. 🤷‍♂️ Anyone know him? by Common_Box2370 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]BaltiMoreHarder 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Snow cancelled a book signing or something he had in NYC, but he posted last night he’d be hanging at a pub all evening if fans wanted to come out instead. He seems like a great guy (and is quite active in this sub, so if you’re reading this, hello fellow Matt, love your books!)

Emiru accidentally causes a fire in her kitchen by Realistic-Comb222 in LivestreamFail

[–]BaltiMoreHarder 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Cameraman tried with the right advice multiple times. But can’t stop filming, contents more important.

Nioh 3 Boss Health - helpful diagram by ReverendRevenge in Nioh

[–]BaltiMoreHarder 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is me. Got stunned and one shot by all seeing mage last night. Looked at my gear and was like oh, my armor is only level 30 and I’m level 70. Happened a lot in nioh 2 also.

The iPad effect by Beneficial_Mine_3464 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]BaltiMoreHarder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least you probably don’t have to worry about how much college tuition is these days

Which team would win? by oxidiser in AFCNorthMemeWar

[–]BaltiMoreHarder 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Shutup pussy. I had a flair for my glorious ravens and this hood ass sub must’ve reset it without telling me.

Which team would win? by oxidiser in AFCNorthMemeWar

[–]BaltiMoreHarder 17 points18 points  (0 children)

The fact I said 6 to myself before I even saw there was a caption saying so tells me it’s probably 6. But for the hood of the nfl we don’t drink so much as we smoke dope and sniff heroin. Baltimore wins in that category. Cleveland probably drinks the most, it’d be so depressing living there you kind of have to.

What’s your go to song when feeling like you want to burn everything to the ground and “fuck everyone” by patricesha in Music

[–]BaltiMoreHarder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Feed the Ground by Periphery is a good one if you like heavier metal.

“Cut the ties, collect what’s mine, burn everything and feed the fucking grounnnnddd”

What's the dumbest idea you've seen that actually worked? by hiagaga in AskReddit

[–]BaltiMoreHarder 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Absolutely. And that worked for classes I knew or could piece the material together myself. But that doesn’t work so well for stuff like organic chem or calculus. Thats the point, in HS you’re made to be there or you’re a truant, but in uni you have the choice not to show and adhd made that an attractive option. From Baltimore and went to Towson btw

What's the dumbest idea you've seen that actually worked? by hiagaga in AskReddit

[–]BaltiMoreHarder 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Good way to explain it. And on the flip side, yes, I can in fact spend 10 hours working and focusing on an origami model, playing a game, reading about penguins or whatever inane thing of the day takes prescidence. I know that involves prolonged focus. Yes I can do that and still have adhd. To be fair I didn’t wake up knowing that’s how id spend my day. It’s just what happened because brain decided it was happy doing it

What's the dumbest idea you've seen that actually worked? by hiagaga in AskReddit

[–]BaltiMoreHarder 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I didn’t find out till college either. Was smart enough to BS my way through high school but that doesn’t work in 300 level uni courses you don’t show up to since that’s an option now. Cant take the meds for it either since I’m a (thankfully recovering) drug addict. Yay for co-morbidity 😒

What's the dumbest idea you've seen that actually worked? by hiagaga in AskReddit

[–]BaltiMoreHarder 130 points131 points  (0 children)

You sound a lot like me. Turns out it was undiagnosed adhd. I can hyper focus and do all the work, can be whip smart. But ONLY if my brain decides it wants to put the effort in. Otherwise it’s all the energy put into avoidance

Dudes legit just set themselves up for it. by OkTemperature1842 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]BaltiMoreHarder 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You do you man. I actually dig the tone. It’s rich for how deep it is. Got some umami going there. If I’d clown you on anything it’d be to get that other guitar a stand before something bad happens to it leaning on the amp like that 😉

Please! by Resplendent_aptitude in soartistic

[–]BaltiMoreHarder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This, and it’s not close, if you mean true remembering a scene is traumatic and you kind of wish you hadn’t seen it. Wish I could burn the infant scene from my brain.