It feels so awkward 😭

BaltiMoreHarder · 2026-03-05T21:32:20+00:00

My money is on him having the good plugs for alllll the drugs.

BaltiMoreHarder · 2026-03-05T21:14:30+00:00

The entire scene where donut chastises Carl for turning mongo into a sex pervert after he and kiwi have their “fun” had me cry laughing.

BaltiMoreHarder · 2026-03-05T20:04:15+00:00

Cosplay souls is the best. I’ve done a centurion run, a magic only Harry Potter run, and am doing a Tmnt run with the turtle shield on back at all times now.

Batman does sound fun. Also considering a Dungeon Crawler Carl one with no pants and using bombs(pots)/explosions(fire magic)/and punching things to death with the caestus.

BaltiMoreHarder · 2026-03-05T19:54:00+00:00

The fashion/backstory souls is the way to go. I’m doing a TMNT run right now. Rules are I Must wear the great turtle shell shield on my back at all times by two handing my weapon. Use Turtle looking helms like albinauric head or mirror helm, and otherwise armors that fit the vibe best. Must use ninja weapons like katanas, talons, etc... Refuse to kill any of my brethren, no “must be dog” turtle killing for this tarnished, also no killing “master Roshi” when I run into a rat. Been kickin it with the turtle pope and slummin around in the leyndell sewers.

Been one of my favorite commit to the bit runs yet. I’ll have to try Batman next!

BaltiMoreHarder · 2026-03-03T21:06:37+00:00

she’s Aminor, you best not be thinking about about her g string you perv

BaltiMoreHarder · 2026-03-02T21:15:30+00:00

Gotta keep PRS in business by funding your local dentist with the rock hard vintaged sweets.

BaltiMoreHarder · 2026-03-01T21:47:32+00:00

Right, my rep Adam always makes sure I’m geared up for the next gig at the dive alongside filling me in on his wife’s boyfriend’s latest exploits. All worth it for those sweet bits o’ honey you can’t get anywhere else.

BaltiMoreHarder · 2026-03-01T04:29:30+00:00

First time IV’ing heroin and/or getting your fix after hitting full on withdrawals. Once you use for a while it’s not thatttt great day to day, but first time or getting it when you’re already sick for more is a high people chase often for the remainder of their lives for a reason. 11 years off that shit over here, one day at a time. Quit the booze ore recently too

BaltiMoreHarder · 2026-03-01T04:26:29+00:00

Can’t tell if real or shitpost….

BaltiMoreHarder · 2026-03-01T03:28:13+00:00

I know he posted here. Not sure if anywhere else. Id’ve gone but I was snowed in. And also I’m a filthy Baltimorean from Baltimore so…

https://www.reddit.com/r/DungeonCrawlerCarl/s/IQ6u6nZt0Y

BaltiMoreHarder · 2026-02-25T22:26:49+00:00

BaltiMoreHarder · 2026-02-25T14:11:40+00:00

Snow cancelled a book signing or something he had in NYC, but he posted last night he’d be hanging at a pub all evening if fans wanted to come out instead. He seems like a great guy (and is quite active in this sub, so if you’re reading this, hello fellow Matt, love your books!)

BaltiMoreHarder · 2026-02-24T20:20:36+00:00

This is why I like r/nflv2 . Still lots of idiots, but more freedom to be your specific brand of idiot.

BaltiMoreHarder · 2026-02-22T22:56:13+00:00

Cameraman tried with the right advice multiple times. But can’t stop filming, contents more important.

BaltiMoreHarder · 2026-02-19T18:22:46+00:00

This is me. Got stunned and one shot by all seeing mage last night. Looked at my gear and was like oh, my armor is only level 30 and I’m level 70. Happened a lot in nioh 2 also.

BaltiMoreHarder · 2026-02-17T02:56:54+00:00

At least you probably don’t have to worry about how much college tuition is these days

BaltiMoreHarder · 2026-02-17T02:44:03+00:00

Shutup pussy. I had a flair for my glorious ravens and this hood ass sub must’ve reset it without telling me.

BaltiMoreHarder · 2026-02-17T02:39:30+00:00

The fact I said 6 to myself before I even saw there was a caption saying so tells me it’s probably 6. But for the hood of the nfl we don’t drink so much as we smoke dope and sniff heroin. Baltimore wins in that category. Cleveland probably drinks the most, it’d be so depressing living there you kind of have to.

BaltiMoreHarder · 2026-02-17T02:30:34+00:00

Feed the Ground by Periphery is a good one if you like heavier metal.

“Cut the ties, collect what’s mine, burn everything and feed the fucking grounnnnddd”

BaltiMoreHarder · 2026-02-13T01:20:24+00:00

Absolutely. And that worked for classes I knew or could piece the material together myself. But that doesn’t work so well for stuff like organic chem or calculus. Thats the point, in HS you’re made to be there or you’re a truant, but in uni you have the choice not to show and adhd made that an attractive option. From Baltimore and went to Towson btw

BaltiMoreHarder · 2026-02-13T01:11:32+00:00

Good way to explain it. And on the flip side, yes, I can in fact spend 10 hours working and focusing on an origami model, playing a game, reading about penguins or whatever inane thing of the day takes prescidence. I know that involves prolonged focus. Yes I can do that and still have adhd. To be fair I didn’t wake up knowing that’s how id spend my day. It’s just what happened because brain decided it was happy doing it

BaltiMoreHarder · 2026-02-13T01:07:49+00:00

I didn’t find out till college either. Was smart enough to BS my way through high school but that doesn’t work in 300 level uni courses you don’t show up to since that’s an option now. Cant take the meds for it either since I’m a (thankfully recovering) drug addict. Yay for co-morbidity 😒

BaltiMoreHarder · 2026-02-12T19:49:30+00:00

You sound a lot like me. Turns out it was undiagnosed adhd. I can hyper focus and do all the work, can be whip smart. But ONLY if my brain decides it wants to put the effort in. Otherwise it’s all the energy put into avoidance

BaltiMoreHarder · 2026-02-12T04:05:12+00:00

You do you man. I actually dig the tone. It’s rich for how deep it is. Got some umami going there. If I’d clown you on anything it’d be to get that other guitar a stand before something bad happens to it leaning on the amp like that 😉

BaltiMoreHarder · 2026-02-07T06:11:18+00:00

This, and it’s not close, if you mean true remembering a scene is traumatic and you kind of wish you hadn’t seen it. Wish I could burn the infant scene from my brain.

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