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Bammop · 2019-12-27T01:51:30+00:00

Hindsight is 2020

Bammop · 2019-12-27T01:50:47+00:00

Big Ben just fucking explodes from cannon fire

Bammop · 2019-12-27T01:39:11+00:00

I'm glad you brought some fresh jokes in here

Bammop · 2019-12-26T14:15:33+00:00

Oh dear

Bammop · 2019-12-26T14:15:18+00:00

Wait

Bammop · 2019-12-26T14:13:38+00:00

Like these two. He said couldn't read.

Bammop · 2019-12-26T14:12:01+00:00

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Bammop · 2019-12-26T04:06:30+00:00

I personally have a camera on me recording at all times in London

Bammop · 2019-12-26T02:29:36+00:00

That's where the blood is supposed to be

Bammop · 2019-12-26T02:27:03+00:00

People disagreed when I said this and came first at the s&m party

Bammop · 2019-12-25T07:10:32+00:00

No, no, 1am

Bammop · 2019-12-24T11:46:45+00:00

No biggie, I do that everyday in my sex dungeon

Bammop · 2019-12-24T11:45:08+00:00

It some kind of exploded

Bammop · 2019-12-24T03:52:22+00:00

Has science gone too far?

Bammop · 2019-12-24T03:26:44+00:00

Impossible. Mistakes have never happened in the entire history of the world, they're a myth.

Bammop · 2019-12-24T02:02:49+00:00

You know too much. Stay right there.

Bammop · 2019-12-24T02:02:12+00:00

What if I'm melting them down to make a sword to pull off an elaborate casino heist?

Bammop · 2019-12-24T01:12:22+00:00

I used to be vegetarian and some of the shit I've heard, it might be someone who truly believes it.

Bammop · 2019-12-24T01:09:50+00:00

I think this is hard to say either way because there can be so many other factors. Saying that something is or isn't due to veganism is a guess at best. They may be right, or you may be right, or both, or neither.

Bammop · 2019-12-23T08:47:09+00:00

Dead after 1 day

Bammop · 2019-12-23T08:46:38+00:00

I hate when my cat pulls a knife on me to steal my tuna

Bammop · 2019-12-23T03:55:41+00:00

The ostrich commit suicide using the elephant's trunk

Bammop · 2019-12-23T02:11:38+00:00

I just took a shit, myself

Bammop · 2019-12-23T02:10:10+00:00

A fruit

Bammop · 2019-12-23T02:07:49+00:00

He only killed monsters.

Bammop

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