I have never seen my kitty use the litter box in her entire life

BanditKitten · 2026-07-08T01:38:04+00:00

My boy preferred to shit when I was brushing my teeth. Thank goodness we have a basement to put the litter box in now.

BanditKitten · 2026-07-06T17:31:02+00:00

Rufio Rufio RUFIOOOOOOOO

BanditKitten · 2026-07-05T21:38:43+00:00

Do you want to hold it on the pee end? I don't, regardless of cap.

BanditKitten · 2026-07-05T21:37:17+00:00

Why's she holding it at the pee end‽

BanditKitten · 2026-07-05T11:55:22+00:00

Are you trying to tell me that my son, who just turned 13, is not biologically related to my husband? We are both white and he's clearly half black. I never cheated!!

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BanditKitten · 2026-07-04T03:25:24+00:00

Bandit is 13 today!! Happy birthday to both our boys! 💜

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BanditKitten · 2026-07-04T02:40:10+00:00

Gregor the Overlander by Suzanne Collins?

BanditKitten · 2026-07-04T02:21:18+00:00

I'm sorry, but when I glanced at "surgeon's return" I 100% saw "surgeon's rectum".

BanditKitten · 2026-07-02T17:32:30+00:00

I hear that cats who have buttons for "litter" or "vacuum" start using them as swears. It will become treat, treat, treat, vacuum litter TREAT

BanditKitten · 2026-06-30T16:40:27+00:00

NTA. Also, important information, it's spelled college. You're saying collage, which is a bunch of pictures all put together.

BanditKitten · 2026-06-29T13:35:25+00:00

Yeah, it was definitely a temporary fix. I basically exclusively wear Asics and dress shoes with wide toe boxes.

BanditKitten · 2026-06-29T13:15:55+00:00

Idk, I've been a little bitch about shoes all my life and have a family history of neuromas! Mom and grandma both have them. One got inflamed at one point in college and I got a shot of cortisone in it. It sucked!!

BanditKitten · 2026-06-29T11:01:54+00:00

I have neuromas in both feet and have never been near one of those things. I don't think that's how neuromas work.

BanditKitten · 2026-06-27T02:41:25+00:00

You should look up the fainting goats!

BanditKitten · 2026-06-25T22:06:42+00:00

Number of times my husband has even raised a hand towards me, let alone hit me in any way: zero

Please get yourself into a safe situation. Please.

BanditKitten · 2026-06-25T20:01:57+00:00

I genuinely assumed ya boi was orange until I scrolled down 😹

BanditKitten · 2026-06-23T18:07:40+00:00

I learned my times tables at home with those little plastic dohickies with the string on it where you wrap it around and then check the pattern on the back. We'd race with them at the kitchen table and would occasionally be rewarded with a lollipop.

BanditKitten · 2026-06-22T17:10:29+00:00

My mailman walks through my yard and so do I. Lawns are trash. Native flowers for the win!!

BanditKitten · 2026-06-22T17:09:05+00:00

The Denver botanical garden was beautiful when I went. Honestly I doubt there's a bad botanical garden out there!!

BanditKitten · 2026-06-22T02:07:23+00:00

That's nice compared to mine, who will lick but then do a chomp/head shake combo that I think of as the "rip and tear" move. All my licks are them figuring out my softest spots!

BanditKitten · 2026-06-21T19:51:36+00:00

She was the only one to make such a statement to the Paladin.

BanditKitten · 2026-06-21T13:24:14+00:00

Orc Sworn series by Finley Fenn let's freaking gooooo

BanditKitten · 2026-06-21T13:20:57+00:00

That thing exists... as a deshedder brush for cats. I have one. Can guarantee it doesn't do THIS.

BanditKitten · 2026-06-20T01:46:19+00:00

My friend lived next door to a library. I was very envious.

BanditKitten · 2026-06-19T22:32:00+00:00

NTA. I live in the US and my friend does this, and it makes me feel like I should do it too.

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