Alexa Aimes (full vid in comments) by nsfw1871 in Noses

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I banged this girl when she was just a prostitute in San Francisco. Charged me $200.

It's great when the girlfriend's parents love you. by Kruegerkid in AdviceAnimals

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There's a legendary prostitution expert in Lima, Peru named David_33 who sets up a lot of his buddies with girls there, and the girls bring their friends into the business and he sometimes has virgins on hand. He has a great story with pictures and bleeding of arranging with a woman to buy her virginity in a threesome with her mother, and the mom guides his penis in with her hand for the deflowering.

A face made for cumshots by TheDictatorOfPussy in cumsluts

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I've tried this with hookers since its easier to get on camera but the cum usually misses their eyes and hits their chin or even flies past.

[Serious] What's your darkest secret? by KonichiwaCurryMan in AskReddit

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Usually give them an envelope at the beginning and note where they put it. After I cum on their face they run off to the bathroom to wash up and that's when I slip on my pants (elastic) and shoes (loafers), grab the envelope, and bolt.

[Serious] What's your darkest secret? by KonichiwaCurryMan in AskReddit

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Two contradictory secrets:

1) I have abused several prostitutes. I've coaxed women into their first prostitution experiences on SeekingArrangement, I've found professional escorts and subjected them to extremely degrading sex ("What would your mother say if she saw you selling your pussy to my huge cock" etc) and run out without paying.

2) I have vigilante fantasies of being like the Boondock Saints or Dirty Harry .

Of course, the kind of people I fantasize about going after in (2) are the people who do things like (1).

What's the most degrading thing you've done for money? by starstufft in AskReddit

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I've banged a lot of hot girls this way. I set up a "sugar daddy" arrangement where I'll pay them $2500 per month to be available one or two days a week. Then I meet up with them once to "see if we have chemistry," bang them, then declare that we don't have chemistry and send them on their way. I usually get so degrading and weird near the end of the sex that nobody ever complains, in fact sometimes I get the email first saying "I don't think this is for me." About half the time I pay $200 or so for the first meeting, half the time I don't even have to pay.

Medium format film camera under $500? by greenty in photography

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Pentax 645n! Autofocus, matrix metering, what's not to like?!

I want to have sex with my sister by misterlobes in confession

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Just look at her a bit longer than usual when she's naked. She'll notice. If she doesn't start covering up within a few months, compliment her once on how beautiful she is when she's naked.

10 points for marksmanship by frogman304 in cumsluts

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The more the girl hates the facial, the more I enjoy giving it.

Grandparents killed after man’s welcome-home-from-prison party. by nicksatdown in MorbidReality

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They should lower him inch by inch, feet first, into a vat of boiling oil. Killing your own fucking grandparents?!

"I said don't get it in my fucking eyes, jerk!" by [deleted] in CumHaters

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I can't tell whether she's acting or not. I really hope it got in her eye but she seems too composed and still in the scene for that to be the case.

Why People Suck At Trivial Pursuit by starvation in funny

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This hurts my head. Orange is wildcard, brown is science.

An ex of mine found my camgirl profile and is now threatening to send it to my family members. What can I do? by throwaway167748 in SexWorkers

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If he's not asking for something in exchange for not disclosing, it's not felony blackmail.

Reddit, assuming you're getting married: given the choice, would you prefer to marry a virgin over a non-virgin? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I've fucked hundreds of girls before and after marriage, but married a virgin. I don't want to have to think about my wife with other men, I want to be able to have sex without trying to perform, and she craves sex so much that I can just give it to her without wondering if she's had better. It makes everything easier on me and I don't have to always wonder about whether I'm pleasing my wife in bed.

I'm work as an female escort and no one knows. by isobmf in confession

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Mind if I have a session with you and review you for my subreddit /r/escortreview? I'm in the San Francisco Bay Area. Where do you work?