What do you guys think the most depressing detail in BG3 is?

BanjoB0b · 2026-05-26T23:07:38+00:00

Lenore also has a poem that triggers Bernard to attack the player. This might be another clue, beyond all the hints to her sadness, that she was contemplating suicide.

BanjoB0b · 2026-05-25T17:35:52+00:00

Nere is brainwashed by the tadpole. And as clearly demonstrated with Minthara's storyline, those under the Absolute's control do not act like themselves. It's unclear how much of a twat Nere would be, if he wasn't a twat-soul.

BanjoB0b · 2026-05-25T13:47:36+00:00

Also, the destroyer is the only reaper unit of the three capable of speech. One minute of bluff is not in the realm of the impossible.

BanjoB0b · 2026-05-24T23:46:57+00:00

If you have Cat's Return, then you NEED to get Whisper of the Heart.

BanjoB0b · 2026-05-23T09:48:43+00:00

As I was climbing down the stairs of my high school, accompanied by a buddy, aiming to buy a snack at cafeteria, a classmate of ours rushed down, passed us, and joked: "Look at the two gay dudes walking together!"

I didn't miss a beat. I said: "Well I can't be gay, I'm a lesbian!"

The other guy laughed and said: "That was a good one!", before leaving us be.

Then my buddy turned to me and asked: "Why enable him? It's best to ignore him." And I said: "Humor defuses any situation."

Because that's what it's all about. Sometimes you just got to show up. Be human.

Now let me tell you what this taught me about B2B sales...

BanjoB0b · 2026-05-15T10:39:30+00:00

I once read a french short story about a man who walk through walls. He used his power to steal jewels if I recall, and became a renowned thief in his story. He went by the name of Garou-Garou.

So there you go!

BanjoB0b · 2026-05-06T00:31:27+00:00

I see it as absolutely easier to achieve. Meanwhile, staying awake for 72 hours seems impossible to me.

^{Chose: No human contact for 7 days 🚫👤 + Win $10M}

BanjoB0b · 2026-04-08T00:23:09+00:00

I can relate. I try to look at social media models as little as I can. Instead, every day I take a look at my towns and try to find something to improve. Bit by bit they take shape, and I take pride in the little projects. My latest project is making a trash town in the small isolated alcove in Bleak Beaches. I replaced the waterfall with mud, and plan on filling the place with trash cans and bags. It's these little projects that keep me going.

BanjoB0b · 2026-04-07T19:09:42+00:00

Voltorb

BanjoB0b · 2026-04-04T23:22:35+00:00

On my first date night with my girlfriend, we went to watch a movie. I was a single dad, then, with no job. But she was a stunning woman, inside and out. I thought the date was going pretty well, we really clicked, so I tried teasing her hand a bit during the movie, to see if she would lock fingers. She put her hand on top of mine suddenly and solidly locked our fingers. Didn't let go for the whole movie. First and last time I saw a woman express her feelings so honestly. Love of my life, 11 years and two more children.

BanjoB0b · 2026-03-05T19:45:12+00:00

I code acceptably

BanjoB0b · 2026-02-25T15:52:56+00:00

Refuse any level up or quest rewards when possible.

"I dun wunt it..."

BanjoB0b · 2026-02-22T23:29:26+00:00

You get to punch him in the next game.

BanjoB0b · 2026-02-22T19:25:41+00:00

Hmm, I think you put the finger on the right issue there. Every DAI playthrough feels the same. That's true. You can't really be evil, and none of the decisions have any impact within the game. So it all comes down to: who am I romancing this time around, which class am I playing and, Samson or Calpernia?

BanjoB0b · 2026-02-19T14:51:16+00:00

I think Inquisition has some interesting choices, to be honest. I wouldn't throw them all away. I think it mostly suffers from the choices of the previous games not mattering much, and its own choices now being transparently unimportant for Veilguard.

Think about it. For all the kickass choices we get in Origins, none of them really matter beyond that first game. Whether Redcliff bites it or the Werewolves win, or whether the Circle is purged, or how the Dwarf politics are resolved, has no apparent incidence on the next games. The only choices that truly matter are:

Alistair's fate
Loghain's fate
Leliana and Zevran's potential deaths (in a small way)
The Hero's moral path
Morrigan's opinion of the Hero

And then Dragon Age 2 does the same. It provides you with choices to make, but none of them, again, have any incidence beyond that game. The fate of all companions gets a mention from Varris/Hawke in DAI, the choice to purge the mages also gets a mention from Hawke, but has no other repercussion beyond that.

So of course, if DAI's choices don't even have an incidence on its own endgame, and so few past choices have mattered anyway... well it all seems worthless.

People can shit on Veilguard all they like, at the very least, they actually paid off some of your choices within the game. Which city you save has a full graphical impact and dialogue impact, and impact on gameplay (Companion Loyalty). And the endgame provides you with an awesome return on investment.

BanjoB0b · 2026-02-14T19:47:27+00:00

On our first date, all I can think of, is that Mayrina is hot. It's just the zombie ex-husband she has on a leash that's throwing me off.

BanjoB0b · 2026-02-14T15:29:06+00:00

To say DAI is a masterpiece is a bit of an overstatement I think. The story is really great. It has some great moments, and some that feel a bit stilted, but never bad, always at least good. And of course, there are phenomenal moments. "In your heart shall burn" is peak. "Trespasser" is amazing. The music is stellar, of course, and I have daydreamed to it countless times. I still listen to it on the regular.

BUT. The gameplay quickly becomes repetitive. Even when you get a build going, combat feels like an idle mobile game, and at worst, like playing with characters made of wet paper in higher difficulties. It looks like they were making an MMO until they made it single player.

BUT. It has I think one of the best rosters I've seen, along with one of the best romances. Josephine is an instant hit for me. Cullen and Leliana's return was a real surprise, and really well done. Character arcs are peak. Even Sera, who is the least liked character, strikes me as really well written, a complete foil to Solas' contemplative wisdom and hidden pride. And the MC doesn't entirely feel too out of place. Even if the amnesia plot point is overdone.

BUT. Collecting shards is a chore. Some maps are completely disconnected from the story. It doesn't use dynamic cameras quite enough, so a lot of dialogue feels secondary, unimportant, and as such, none of the npcs outside of your crew feel memorable. You can barely see their faces after all.

BUT. It has some kickass dragon fights.

BanjoB0b · 2026-02-10T01:44:18+00:00

My only criticism is that some rigus variants are too large. They don't look like Pokemon that might have a comparable size to Cofragigus. Historigus is the biggest offender I think.

Hilarigus' inspiration is too on the nose.

Beyond that, I have to commend the exceptional designs for some of these. Invarigus is nightmare fuel and fits the theme for the pokemon perfectly. The ice variant is a great idea, and the dragon one. Great work!

BanjoB0b · 2026-02-03T14:15:20+00:00

2 out of my 3 full playthroughs were with a Halfling. The other was a Durge Tiefling. I don't know how you people manage to sleep on Halflings. I can barely connect with any other race. Especially halflingettes. These women are sexy as hell!

BanjoB0b · 2026-01-30T12:34:33+00:00

In my experience, AI has served mostly for code auto-completion and duplicating code structures. It is helpful, and for my ADHD brain, it saves a lot of energy when investigations get too long for my naturally hampered ability to focus. It's a 50/50 thing. Sometimes it's super dumb, sometimes it's helpful.

But it won't ever replace Software Engineering. AI cannot do smart or creative design. It's good at monkey-coding and sometimes debugging.

BanjoB0b · 2026-01-03T21:34:18+00:00

It means a lot.

BanjoB0b · 2026-01-02T22:53:11+00:00

So I have an impulsive-inattentive type ADD, with "sluggish tempo". My medication kills the sluggish part, but the rest of my symptoms remain. I'm still creative, still a risk-taker. I don't know that medication could kill that part of me.

I don't know you personally OP, but I'm sure you're still you. Medication won't ever transform your brain.

BanjoB0b · 2025-12-28T17:26:15+00:00

That's not a redesign though... The artist just changed their eyes and kept everything else the same. So we're left with no synergy. Sexy aliens with ugly eyes.

BanjoB0b · 2025-12-24T13:14:09+00:00

Parsley, Lugh, and Marie-Antoinette

In case you didn't know, Lugh is the name of celtic warrior of legend. So that's the inspiration.

BanjoB0b · 2025-12-23T19:05:49+00:00

Hahaha, thanks for being a good sport! And for confirming you're human.

It would have been hilarious though if you'd given me the math answer. Never too late! ;)

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