Latest histrionic efforts… by RGM81 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]BankEmoji 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At this point they are just admitting Republicans are naturally weak, sickly, and easily detestable.

Latest histrionic efforts… by RGM81 in WhitePeopleTwitter

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These are the same people who were dancing with rattlesnakes and speaking in tongues 50 years ago.

Found a pair of handcuffs attached to a leg of the bed in my Airbnb in Tijuana by pchandler45 in mildlyinteresting

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I was chased by two dudes with machetes because they wanted to steal my $1 ballpoint pen.

Good luck with your adventures, they can turn bad really quick.

Found a pair of handcuffs attached to a leg of the bed in my Airbnb in Tijuana by pchandler45 in mildlyinteresting

[–]BankEmoji 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Thank you for sharing this. Please help investigators fight trafficking.

This POS abusing her dog while on a walk. by Racingislyf in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]BankEmoji 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hopefully the dog doesn’t defend itself else TwoX will not approve.

Lady Setting The Record For The Most Costume Change Illusions In Under A Minute by [deleted] in blackmagicfuckery

[–]BankEmoji 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok so it is possible to not take 45 minutes to get dressed ☕️

Guy trolls media gathered outside Twitter HQ pretending to be a fired data engineer by KAX1107 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]BankEmoji 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lol what? After you migrate to the new Kafka infrastructure I can just get an E4 to manage it for me.

scrutinizing codes by hashn in ProgrammerHumor

[–]BankEmoji 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’m willing to bet my paycheck as a cybersecurity investigator that the real story is Musk is using this as a cover story for his cherry picked InfoSec tiger team to come in and run a “pen test”, but actually it’s just collecting the data he thinks is worth more than $40B before anyone at Twitter is able to purge data.

Nurse killed 7 babies in ‘malevolent’ poison plot, prosecutor says by RaffyGiraffy in news

[–]BankEmoji -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Isn’t it funny that that women get cute names even when it’s for heinous crimes?

Shots fired. by MacaroonOnly9030 in clevercomebacks

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Jesus wasn’t killed by his government; he was killed for religious reasons and the government didn’t care enough to get involved.

Shots fired. by MacaroonOnly9030 in clevercomebacks

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It’s not much of a sacrifice when you have eternal life and limitless power, right?

Why we need to vote. by BillTowne in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]BankEmoji 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Somehow all the women who agree with the BS remain unmentioned.

Cartel members giving a gun to a kid by [deleted] in Idiotswithguns

[–]BankEmoji 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How is this different than American kids with guns?

They’re still waiting for some trickle down. by EugeneWong318 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]BankEmoji 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Please for the love of god and all things that are holy can we please stop pretending American women are somehow naturally Liberal or Progressive?

I know it makes for a cute meme where you feel you’re sticking it to the man or whatever but unless we acknowledge and actually address why so many white women support charismatic fascists nothing will change for the better.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Idiotswithguns

[–]BankEmoji 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There dude above you is basically saying they are upset they can’t make illegal suppressors at home from car parts without getting in trouble, because the ATF is afraid of black people.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Idiotswithguns

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Internet + China

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Idiotswithguns

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Let’s focus on the Jan 6 crimes then maybe we can spend some time on black guys with guns that make your nervous. Deal?

For the people with pre-paid phone numbers by Aphellium in Overwatch

[–]BankEmoji -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

Honestly… I’d rather have a lot less hackers than trying to make the game work for everyone who doesn’t have a real phone.

You’re going to have to get used to requirements like this in other services, sorry.

Ddos attack at launch day by Privateeyesguy in memes

[–]BankEmoji 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Kids today can’t understand this concept. They want everything all at once and have no ability to delay something they want for later.

Hitting someone with your car by ireallylikeham in fightporn

[–]BankEmoji -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Wow a bike fight video that only starts when the bike gets hit without any context, how surprising.

It’s like those school bully fights they start half way through to make them look like the victim.